Major League Soccer

^^aforementioned egomaniac vulture capitalist shitstain

I went to my first mls game of the season today, the latest i’ve left it in years. Weird one. ECS walked out at halftime because their iron front flag bearer got kcicked out. Quiet and sloppy second half, but a sounders win

Nice, y'all are in 2nd, huh?

Got so close to perfect home attendance this year for OC. made the first fifteen games, had to miss last night and will be out of the country for the finale.

Missed a wild one too. I have a feeling next year is our year. Definitely a better squad than a year ago

how'd I never notice that Houston basically has the same kit as Wolverhampton

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

Motherfuck our stupid dumbfuck front office.

Sixth season and we will be on our fourth goddamn coach.

You can have Chicago's

oh shii we get to host

Thank fuck ATL lost.

Their fans were insufferable pricks to my friend who was there with her young kid, telling her to "shut the fuck up" for cheering for OC in our own stadium

ok who is stoked

on my way to watch the WNT play in Jax so I'll miss a lot of this.

pulling Seattle

hell the fuck yes. never seen the stadium like that. hoarse. WOOOOOOOOOO SOUNDERS!!!!!!

maxi is correct

This is an incredible amount of money for a league that...

- Barely gets 200K viewers a game.

- Barely earns any amount of national media coverage.

- Still has players fly in economy.

- Actively claims it's not profitable. https://t.co/9kwRhUzMqW

— Maxi Rodriguez (@FutbolIntellect) December 16, 2019

they need a few foldings to remind them of their stature

yeah, that is nuts

The city of Charlotte is apparently offering to stump up $110m from public funds - which seems even more absurd.

this is a big reason why san antonio balked at pursuing an expansion franchise (that and eventually austin landing one for themselves)

Got tickets to the Atlanta v Nashville game next Saturday. Should be fun!

This is so incredibly, comically bad. I LOVE MLS I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
pic.twitter.com/YgPEllLHga

— Kylo Force Choking Appreciator (@LindsayAdaire) February 29, 2020

lmao missed u mls

On my way to opening day

me too!

https://i.ibb.co/2yGn0DS/IMG-20200229-180548.jpg

fun opening game in Nashville. I think the team will be solid this year once they get more time to gel.

Josef Martinez torn ACL. damn

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/mls/major-league-soccer-resume-play-tournament-1.5605884

I'm going to watch the hell out of this

will be weird (no crowds) and possibly bad

Oh it's going to be really bad

im entirely too starved of fútbol at this stage. I am a desperate man

i'll watch the hell out of it.

looks like what I paid for season tickets is gonna roll over to next year since we won't be able to see many (if any) games in person this year.

the draw for this has massively rigged energy

as long as NYCFC are all eaten by a bear on live tv i'm game

https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/mls-coronavirus-tournament-format-groups-unfair-132017049.html

Bubble is going well.

It's the tournament Garber deserves.

truly

That wall of ads is so distracting. I feel a little guilty watching this because it's stupid and dangerous yet, as with most things MLS, it's such a dumb crazy spectacle I can't look away.

lol at Dwyer whiffing in front of an unguarded net

when your feet are too rusty to score, try fisting it in

what a garbage goal, any squad with a slightly above average defence should have broken that up. sigh

never like to see a player with his hands around his throat like that. stretcher coming

ugh. that was ugly. hope Reyes is ok.

Goal!

Tesho Akindele scores a lot of goals for a guy who doesn't look like he was made to play this game.

which probably explains why he so horribly whiffed on that one

Dwyer should have had like two yellows before he crushed that guy's throat.

Dwyer should perenially always have two yellows, he's a reckless player in general

Naniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

lol 2-0 already OCSC

of course they'd play a match like this when nobody can be there to watch. 3 goals!

I didn't see it, but apparently the Quakes/Vancouver game tonight was complete lunacy.

have they just decided every 2nd half is going to have 10 minutes of stoppage now? cos they scored the winner in the 9th minute of stoppage tonight, Orlando had 10 minutes of stoppage last night, which seemed absurd considering the drink break wasn't THAT long, and only one goal, typical number of substitutions, a few short injury stops.