PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

This boris heckle was in Doncaster. There might be limits to how better you can make a town by ending austerity - we'll take it one decade at a time Doncaster!

Hahaha

Re:bookied on politics, remember that political bets aresuch a microscopic proportion of their revenue that they have little invested in setting realistic odds- political odds are pure marketing.

Bookies

Yeah I'd imagine the political betting markets are similar to the next manager ones. If you put a tenner on the odds go in.

Rotherham calling

Boris Johnson is heckled by a man who calls for the Prime Minister to "get back to Parliament".

Mr Johnson is making a speech at the "Convention of the North". Read more here: https://t.co/cn9oxTm9KH pic.twitter.com/nJ0482B5o0

— Sky News Politics (@SkyNewsPolitics) September 13, 2019

May instinctively knew to keep campaigning in the north to choreographed events surrounded by activists for a good reason, every time boris goes out there he makes a new anti-boris meme. Although to some they might become pro-boris memes, but hopefully to not enough ppl.

"I'm a first PM since Atlee to be a mayor" well there is his socialist credentials on the table - our first bame/socialist pm!

How has no one launched a milkshake at him yet or is that meme dead?

milkshake barred kid

the adults decided it was coarsening the discourse on neo-fascist thugs, who as history has shown us will always run for cover when faced with the brute force of polite political debate with grown ups.

i hate it to say it but with an election campaign imminent it might be better tactics to avoid shaking Boris or other Tories. Farage and co are still fair game.

don't give the Beeb an opportunity to divert from the policies, basically

One under-reported aspect of the 2017 election was that it transformed the electoral landscape for any future election, leaving the outcome even more uncertain. In the 2015 election, just 56 seats out of 650 had a majority of less than five points; since the 2017 election, there are now 96 such seats. As a result, small swings in the popular vote can have a massive impact.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/13/boris-johnson-win-general-election-polls-say-otherwise

Just seem someone point out how much the Lib Dem’s EU referendum leaflet looks like one of the adverts in Viz pic.twitter.com/pnB7kNa1lc

— Admiral Ackbars Memoriam (@GhostofAckbar) September 14, 2019

xp
wow the Graun publishing an opinion piece by stats for lefties, are they feeling ok?

Not a single football has ever been returned by anyone at this event to a next door neighbour's child after they accidentally kicked it over the fence. https://t.co/7ppot7C0Vv

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) September 13, 2019

these old bastards want us all to die lol

In my veins bitch:

BREAKING: Solid gold toilet stolen from Winston Churchill's birthplace https://t.co/t73CW7jwYF

— Sky News (@SkyNews) September 14, 2019

Economists at world’s biggest banks now scoping out fiscal/economic/ sterling/ market response to a snap General election...

eg Citi, a surprise to some, say base case for Johnson win now No Deal, Corbyn now second ref & remain, and have GDP 1.5-2% higher under Corbyn-led Govt: pic.twitter.com/0TKaLFkrAT

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) September 13, 2019

xp

Edward Spencer-Churchill, the founder of the Blenheim Art Foundation, told the Times: "Despite being born with a silver spoon in my mouth I have never had a s**t on a golden toilet, so I look forward to it."

goodspeed to the burglars and may their getaway be successful

They’ve already got it back, apparently

xp
wow the Graun publishing an opinion piece by stats for lefties, are they feeling ok?

― calzino, Saturday, 14 September 2019 09:36 (three hours ago) link

well, if you make the case that labour might well win a snap GE, you can then bash cronbyrm for blocking one

How to (self-)own the sheeple:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/14/alaric-bamping-brexit-party-my-far-left-ex-boyfriend-harriet-sherwood

cronbyism

They’ve already got it back, apparently

Bah, can't make the "The police have nothing to go on" Two Ronnies joke now.

Was just reading that interview. Another 'left-wing' landlord is it now?

Guy comes across as being a total wanker all his life, regardless of his politics tbh.

Lord save us from professional contrarians

Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

Love how the piece is built like some big political journey and...it's just no such thing at all. He just loves feeling like he is challenging people and being some crass version of a free thinker. While being a landlord, running a business and trying to not be too cosy with New Labour lol. Cunt.

Egotists like this always head politically rightwards, I suppose because it's the easy option if your main pleasure in life is winning arguments through the application of shithead logic.

The temptation to annoy the people in the circles he's moved in must be pretty overwhelming tbf - except he's one of them, by choice and inclination.

Harriet Sherwood looks a youngish 60 in the main photo, but the byline photo takes thirty years off her. I mean, she wouldn't get away with that in her passport.

baggymp bantered off by Johnny mc not even trying

My king pic.twitter.com/HbGwytRNfI

— Kerri Purcell (@kerrialicep) September 12, 2019

is that a fly on my arm?

xxp Handily she's been writing for the Guardian for 20 years, so that's probably an old photo, not that it is any of our fucking business.

Reading profiles of people in 2019 is like reading a horror story where everyone has been replaced with former members of the revolutionary communist party.

this person is so inconsequential

article pitch: I know someone who is a dick

Alternately: we haven't done enough for our hate-readers this week.

this would be good and funny

Don't want to get my hopes up, but it'll be amazing if John Harris's reactionary bilge has persuaded the Tory Party to throw away southern seats to the Lib Dems in the hope of sweeping 'left behind' towns populated by large numbers of people who despise them.

— Lafargue (@Lafargue) September 13, 2019

Sam Gyimah defecting to the Lib Dems. They’re picking up homophobes at a rate of knots.

That actually might be slightly unfair idk

slightly unfair

Nah.

they were led by one not so long ago tbf

building themselves a nice little centre-right party. "progressives" my arse

All good if they take more votes off the Tories than off Labour.

Their first black male MP, in 2019.

liberal
/ˈlɪb(ə)r(ə)l/

noun
plural noun: liberals

a Tory without his kicking boots on

Second. Chuka was first and hasn’t exactly addressed that.