Goofus smokes. Gallant vapes.
― ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
“Next up we’ve got ‘The Joker’ starring Joker... uh, Jack... Joking Phoenix”
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Joe... Jo-Jack... Jo ack... Phone Jack
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:04 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Jaw-kin Penis...uh, Fenis. Phoenix.
― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Joke phone I X
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Are those Cam'ron lyrics
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
I don't know if I actually LOL'd, but it's funny
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
Pig Benis
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
loool amazing
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 September 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
lol this is getting a 70mm release
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
I'm sure Joker fanboys are all gonna 70mm release in their seats
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 13 September 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link
The Guardian's Best 50 Albums of the 21st Century - The Official I Love Music Poll
― imago, Friday, 13 September 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link
^^^ otm
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
i don't get it
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
ROBERT PALMER: Look, chap, I know this isn't my "jurisdiction," but I wear ties and you wear ties. We both have the same goals in mind, now don't we?
EDDIE MONEY: Fair enough. But listen – we don't bow to the Queen here in New York City. We might both wear ties, but keep in mind this is my joint, ok?
PALMER: I wouldn't dream of intruding.
[MONEY reaches into overflowing file cabinet and pulls out a folder. Tosses it to PALMER, who barely catches it.]
MONEY: Guy we're looking for is one William Martin Joel. Goes by "Billy" on the street. Wears ties, sure, but we think he's being satirical about it...
― pplains, Saturday, September 14, 2019 8:45 AM
― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
<3
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
(RE: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert:)
Throughout all modern history, when we humans see a problem coming from far away, we have a 100% success rate in solving it.
what about baldness
― mookieproof, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
racism?starvation?running out of gas?styrofoam?i am actually having trouble thinking of a problem that america saw coming from far away that we HAVE solved
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, September 23, 2019 3:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
the Dilbert TV show?
― maffew12, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:38 PM bookmarkflaglink
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link
Can anyone here email me the whistleblower report?
― treeship., Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
I heard it blows.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link
*whistles*
― Famous Anus (rip van wanko), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
Really?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link
FP
― imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
respect the call, guys
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
*throws rotten fruit* BOOOGET OFF THE STAGE
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:29 (four years ago) link
is listing multiple pronouns the normlike, is anyone she/him or they/her― mookieproof, Friday, September 27, 2019 8:51 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
zooey deschanel and m. ward― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 27 September 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link
haaaaaa
― Simon H., Friday, 27 September 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link
drowning! (she/her)
― gazpacho with plenty of coombesin (sarahell), Friday, 27 September 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
For a second I confused Graham Nash with Ogden Nash lol
Just before our love got lost you said"A cow is of the bovine ilk," and I said"One end is moo? The other is milk?"If you want me I'll be in the bar"
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included),
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
excellent
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
but it changed the rhyme scheme
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link
it changed everything mannn
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
um idle speculation but he will commit More Crimes after this episode
― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:18 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
and therefore...
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:19 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
they can just add it to the impeachment tab
― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
and then...
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:36 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
leave outside but away from direct sunlight for 2-3 weeks before seeds germinate
― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:39 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
And then along came Jones
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:46 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link
Helps if you know the song.
does it tho
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 04:45 (four years ago) link
when you're sounding out a vowelbut you feel you don't know howdiaerisis
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 09:33 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link
!
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link
lol
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link
cha cha cha
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link
Getting a 'poxy fule' error when I try to create a new poll, y'all.
― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:44 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
mods, please keep this new feature, thnx
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:06 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link
latest john harris piece is... partially otm ?
― stoffle (||||||||), Monday, 7 October 2019 08:42 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
tjhdr!
― calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:56 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2019 11:16 (four years ago) link
Nice.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2019 11:18 (four years ago) link
In ancient times rockist critics were people who actually stoned you to death
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:09 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
i'm catching up on the list now. currently listening to camera obscura and trying to imagine 70th percentile missionary sex. would kind of make a good music video i think. the organ solo breakdown is the part where everything is where someone gets up to make sure the stove is turned off― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019
70th percentile missionary sexthis is my favorite guided by voices song― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)
70th percentile missionary sex
this is my favorite guided by voices song
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:11 (four years ago) link
oh my god voodoo A+
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
Sounds like a King Crimson rehash.
― nickn, Friday, 18 October 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
21st Century Thrusting Man
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
Premier began work on the album in late 2017 while an urn with Guru’s ashes sat atop his production console.
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Hard to Urn
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
Hahahahaha
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
https://tenor.com/uZlj.gif
― omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
lol just came to post that
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
i'm just imagining a Premier/urn collaboration like some 'wet hot american summer' can of mixed vegetables thing
― omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
Formaldehyde was a popular drinkAnd it still is
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
okay now
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 18 October 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
there’s a chaaaaairman waiting in shanghaihe’d love to come and lead usbut his body count’s too high
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, October 20, 2019 8:10 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― pomenitul, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
actual weeping
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
Agreed but couldn’t be bothered looking for this on zing
― gyac, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link