Rolling Worst Music of 2019

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i like their cover of "The Chain" a lot; "redesigning women" is a bum track but maybe the most likely one off that album to get some pop country radio coverage?

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, September 12, 2019 10:28 AM (one hour ago)

this is spot on, i think. album is good, this song is corny and clumsy but absolutely makes sense as a single / radio hit because most people are corny and they like clumsy

corny and clumsy aren't really the issue with it (I like both of those things) -- it's just dated and fusty

It's not an album full of cutting-edge song styles!

corny and clumsy and dated and fusty,
packed in the back of a chevy that's rusty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5RVKwIhrLc

someone is going all in on being whitey mcwhite lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7x_Yoq0Npw

oh no

not to judge but it's weird for her to big-up her looks on a single that doesn't have her photo on its cover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxKPtLFXSaY

(this is not a song of 2019, it's just what it reminded me of)

"can't spell eugenics without U"

I actually like their latest single ("Obsession") a lot, but this is... well, it's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2G9qar-yKw

wrong link -- "Obsession" is not some of the worst music of 2019, but this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=736XW09hJg4

that sure is one hell of a gauntlet thrown by the opening image and lyric

I wonder if 100 gecs would be here if it was a different year

I actually can't believe people are still spelling out the song's title and calling it a chorus. Aretha gets a pass because she was probably one of the first but jesus christ, "G-E-N-E-T-I-C-S?" Someone got paid to write that?

100 gecs are fairly unlistenable to me but definitely don't belong in this thread

Zac Brown - Swayze (feat. Sasha Sirota)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUA7ekl2oME

it's no ben wallers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcyYJtp5R5k

Look who’s back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSqZMi0tq-g

Surely one Stephen Malkmus is already one too many.

this song is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hyYWKXF0Q

um I think I like this song :-/

It's fine for what it is.

i gotta say i like "dance monkey" quite a bit, "johnny run away" too.

is it cool if i post something in here that i'm pretty sure will be broadly disliked even though i kinda think it's a jam

eh fuck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC728aVm3u8

That's fine, most things on here are fine, bit annoying perhaps, but fine.

Madeleina Kay on the other hand, worst vocal performance of the millennium.

He never left:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVgK-JJ4jpY

now we're talkin'

one of the worst things i've ever heard

as far as 420 jingle philosophy, i'll take afroman thank you very much

oof

i hate this a lot

https://youtu.be/19zYwxfXPUg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19zYwxfXPUg

Would be less oppressive without the visuals.

The horribly distorted-sounding production is the worst thing about it.

I don't mind that. They sound like Franz Ferdinand with fetal alcohol syndrome, but still better than the Strokes.

I can tell how much I would've loved that if it came out in 2004, but it's basically: What if Franz Ferdinand, Art Brut and Dogs Die in Hot Cars teamed up to make an album paying homage to the legacy of Los Campesinos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-b2xWjeQIU

the still video picture alone

she is going to keep being the worst until someone hits her with a car

(it’s the woman from karmin in case you didn’t know)

Sam Smith has covered "I Feel Love".

maura otm

come back Kraeyshawn all is forgiven

kreayshawn was always good

do you reckon that q'v'een herby is brazenly trying to break into the thinkpiece cycle (/pick up a few stray rageclicks here n there) or is she really truly following her muse here

oh danny brown, why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYmWDjg3GI