ove this construction, where the fact that everyone agrees the subject is brilliant is presented as a given
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open),
Don't see the big deal?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
"Brilliant" is a cliche, though.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
Norman Fucking Rockwell! slaps in all the right places.
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
Jesus Fucking Christ.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
someone needed to slap the keyboard out of that writer's hand
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
couple of people in here really preferring to see brilliant women fail right now.
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
or maybe it’s that some people love imposing brilliance on vapid people because they’re pretty
― maura, Thursday, 12 September 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link
i do like seeing someone fail now and then but i'm not super picky about who
― j., Thursday, 12 September 2019 03:24 (four years ago) link
I mean I like LDR but jfc comparing her to Joan Didion my god
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
I would like to put this on a t-shirt
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
Norman Fucking Rockwell! slaps in all the right places.― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 2:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
like "the face"
― Mommy...can I go out and VAPE tonight? (voodoo chili), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
sorry, should clarify that brad was quoting somebody there
I keep imagining Meghan Trainor singing "All the right slaps/In all the right places"
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
I decided to read this piece as opposed to just making fun of it from afar and I don't think I'm going to get past the subhead:
The singer has defied critics and graduated summa cum laude from the pop pantheon into the hall of legends. Her latest album proves she deserves the respect of legends like Joni Mitchell and Carole King.
o rly
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
It must be true. *dies*
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link
In 2012, Del Rey’s debut album, Born to Die, delivered a complex satire of American neediness far ahead of its time, which combined babylike vocals with crushing instrumentals and lyrics rife with literary references to everything from Walt Whitman to Vladimir Nabokov. The net effect was like listening to a toddler recite passages from The Bell Jar: mesmerizing and depressing
what
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
If my toddler was reciting passages from The Bell Jar my reaction would probably be "HELLO WORLD? LOOK AT MY FUCKING TODDLER"
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
if my toddler recited passages from the bell jar i'd be like - this slaps
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
Elsewhere, she’s gloriously despondent. “Fresh out of fucks forever,” she sings on the prodigious “Venice Bitch” song. “Ice cream, ice queen, I dream in jeans and leather.”
I don't think this writer knows the definitions of the words he is using.
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 12 September 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
Thesaurus.com got a lot of clicks that night
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 September 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link
Looks like that guy usually only writes about art
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 September 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link
Does the writer give any specific examples of how one of the "crushing instrumentals" aids the "complex satire of American neediness" or is that just one of those things people say when they mean "I like to get high and listen to this record and I hate Trump"?
― chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 12 September 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link
speaking of "crushing instrumentals" I would like both Lana Del Rey and Deafheaven more if she was their lead singer
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 12 September 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
she doesn't have the range
― j., Thursday, 12 September 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
If my toddler recited The Bell Jar, I'd put it in an oven.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 September 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
Alfred, Edgelord Sotosyn
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 September 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
I would like Lana Del Rey more if she'd named her album Norman Fucking Podhoretz
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 September 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
why speak ill of the dead when MSNBC employs his chickenshit son?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 September 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
I'm all out of fucks and feeling really low
― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, 12 September 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
in all the wrong places :(
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link
that toddler sounds brilliant
― Frozen CD, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
but not Joan Didion brilliant. Let's calm down.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
Slouching Towards Bedtime
― Ramen? No thanks, I prefer them cooked (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 September 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link
This review of the new Neil Young album is kind of glorious. First, we get this opening paragraph:
‘Colorado’ is Neil Young’s 39th album. Let’s just let that sink in for a moment. He’s reached that point in his career where very few people have constructed as large a catalogue, while delivering a consistent level of quality.
"A consistent level of quality"? Are we still talking about Neil Young here?
That line gets even better when you hit paragraph 9 (of 10):
The return of Lofgren is inspired and Crazy Horse sound better than they have since 'Greendale' in 2003. The guitars feel tighter and have more bite. Young sounds invigorated but comfortable. In all fairness ‘Colorado’ isn’t going to join the pantheon of classic Neil Young albums, but few of his recent releases will, 'Le Noise' being the last that came close, but ‘Colorado’ is still a very good album.
What happened to that "consistent level of quality"?
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link
I've never heard of this site.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:30 (four years ago) link
UK music title founded -- with a bit of noise, posters all over London and presumably elsewhere -- in 2004. I'm always startled to discover it still persists, and I think it is too.
― mark s, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
I dunno the writer says 'Colorado is still a very good album. 'Good' has something to do with quality iirc
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
https://ktla.com/2019/10/26/kurt-cobains-green-cardigan-from-unplugged-performance-sells-for-record-breaking-334k/
“The cardigan has never been washed since the concert and has all the original stains, too, so the new owner is sure to smell a lot like teen spirit.”
― dracula et son fils (morrisp), Sunday, 27 October 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link
does the writer know what teen spirit is?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 October 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/the-50-most-important-music-moments-of-the-decade-912772
Sure looks like a promising article but, alas, every time I try to scroll down to the content or load any of the tabs my browser crashes or even more frustratingly, it says “Safari encountered a problem with the page and had to restart” and reloads, repeating the error all over again. Even if I click on the three bars in the address bar and put it into Safari’s “Reading Mode” it will only load the intro paragraph. Worst piece of music writing ever? It’s literally unreadable.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 25 November 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
That's usually my experience with Rolling Stone's web interface.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 25 November 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
ad blocker problem, maybe?
I've run into that problem on Gannett-owned publications. There's some sort of garbage that tries to reload the page when ads don't load, and it ends up crashing out
― mh, Monday, 25 November 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
if it makes you feel better, it's not an interesting article, unless you're intrigued by deep thoughts like "Future unseats his own Number One with another Number One" or "What to do with R. Kelly and XXXTentacion?"
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 25 November 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
noted blues metal band Deicide
― Neanderthal, Saturday, June 7, 2014 9:39 AM bookmarkflaglink
Well I'm a lunatic of God's creation - and my baby she done goneWell I'm a lunatic of God's creation - and my baby she done goneBut when she meets that caco-daemon, that woman gonna find herself dead by dawn
― Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Saturday, June 7, 2014 11:22 AM bookmarkflaglink
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 January 2020 03:04 (four years ago) link
goddamnit lmao
― american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 3 January 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
https://thecritic.co.uk/issues/january-2020/the-year-the-music-died/
i think this truly may be a contender for the title
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 13 January 2020 23:29 (four years ago) link
Lennon’s killing, though it said everything about the morbid psychology of fandom, said nothing about music because Lennon, by his own heroin-addled efforts, had made no significant music since the break-up of the Beatles.
https://media.tenor.com/images/fdc05dd7f127e6102955c1c62f1c9650/tenor.gif
― omar little, Monday, 13 January 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link
playing on his talented wife's records doesn't count
― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 00:52 (four years ago) link
I think its a fun mental exercise/argument starter to pinpoint where rock ended a certain progression of ideals, but to end it before American hardcore is wack
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 00:53 (four years ago) link
"Pay to Cum" 7" was June 1980, so at least give it that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thnb3UlH2zE
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 00:57 (four years ago) link