if I'm in the apartment alone yes (and if I'm just showering or whatever also yes). the door in my bathroom now is a sliding door (space saving measure because my apartment is tiny) which he can open, but when i had a normal door i would tend to let him in anyway before going to the bathroom because otherwise he would scratch at the door
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
Do all of y’all just go to the bathroom with the door open? Or perhaps you have cats with opposable thumbs?
yes (if i'm home alone), and it is related to a cat. my cat has a big issue with closed doors of any kind. he cannot resist clawing and scratching at them. this is unnerving when using the bathroom by myself, so i usually crack the door so that my eye can maintain weird eye contact with me.
(when someone else is home, he usually doesn't freak out about the doors. he's a weird cat.)
― I am also Harl (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
my eye cat can maintain weird eye contact with me.
― I am also Harl (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
My cat rushes in if he's given more than a split second. If he gets stuck outside he'll sit there and meow very loudly.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
Dogs always need to watch, because turnabout is fair play: most dogs never have a crap without being supervised.
― coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
i'm fine with that, but i wish my dog would clean up after me too
― I am also Harl (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
and perhaps pat my head
my workplace has a new sponsorship deal with supercuts
this is being celebrated with the offer of a free haircut, on site, for every employee, today
it is being called 'tour de cuts'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
Sounds like a trick to cut the hair of some particularly shaggy/unfashionable person without embarrassing them.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
RE: Tour de Cuts
We are now offering a $20 cash bonus to anyone in Finance who will take advantage of the free haircut offer. Particularly those who sit on the 4th floor's North suite.
― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
fuck being told to get a haircut in such a passive aggressive waythat would make me want a free haircut even less than i did before
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
I would take the convenient bang trim tbh
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 19 September 2019 04:11 (four years ago) link
I'd bring in my dog.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 September 2019 05:56 (four years ago) link
haircuts in general make me IE - having to tell the barber what I want, giving my opinion on it once it's finished. once a month for the past 35 years and i still don't really know what to say. i don't even like having it done in places where I'm visible from the street; in the office is almost too much to bear.
― fetter, Thursday, 19 September 2019 12:35 (four years ago) link
omg it's only turkish hairdressers round here, i've been to two different ones and despite only wanting a #3 all over and saying 'make it quick i'm on my lunch break' i've been subjected to the full hot towel treatment, head massage, multiple products needlessly rubbed into my barely there anymore hair; once i mistakenly asked for a shave too and for some reason this meant i also got to have my face covered in clay before being swaddled and then ignored for five minutes. absolutely mortifying, never again.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 19 September 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link
haircuts in general make me IE - having to tell the barber what I want, giving my opinion on it once it's finished. once a month for the past 35 years and i still don't really know what to say. i don't even like having it done in places where I'm visible from the streetp
this is why my hair is horribly unkempt right now, don't even wanna have to talk to a barber, don't wanna be rude just don't have it in me
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link
just been in Aldi and the staff were in super cheery friendly mood and i'm in my head like "that's great, everybody's enjoying themselves, please don't talk to me please don't talk to me"
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link
haircuts make me IE.
most barbershops (serving white clientele) make me RA.
― pplains, Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link
just back from lunchtime haircut (my own pate obv not requiring much attn bar clearing scrub) and it was grand rly
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link
i like the physical bit of it tbf
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
I usually let my hair grow long, like shoulder-length, then buzz it to about a quarter inch. its such a weird physical sensation stepping outside for the first time afterwards
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link
― fetter, Thursday, September 19, 2019 2:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Never had a clue either, and it was trial and error but I finally found a woman who understands "short but not too short" exactly the way I mean it.
Then again I only have to go once every 6 months or so. My fresh short do will evolve into an ok longer-ish do over the course of six months.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
The most IE feeling of all time is definitely that moment when the haircut is finished and you have to look in the mirror and the give your judgment as the haircutter smiles at you in the mirror
― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link
It’s like “get meeeee outta here!” yeeeeek
― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
When he wasn’t ranting on a public platform, Enoch Powell was a man of few words. Asked by Stephen, the notoriously gabby House of Commons barber, how he’d like to have his hair cut, the ice-cold Tory replied: “In silence.”
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
haircuts are definitely embarrassing. the worst was the couple of times i went to this hipster revival barbershop with heavily bearded dudes with slicked-back hair talking about game of thrones while they cut your hair in a room covered in vintage cigarette ads and motorcycle paraphernalia.
― na (NA), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link
Incidentally I had a haircut just last week, and again noticed how awful and IE I find it to look into a barbershop mirror. It's like they're completely different and way more warped (or way closer to the 'truth' :-/) than other mirrors. You'd expect those mirror to be 'nicer' to look in, but the contrary applies. ymmv
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link
truth bomb
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link
really nothing worse at the end of a haircut than giving the barber a little wink-wink while unbutting your pants before realizing it's not *that* kind of barbershop
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link
.. what?
― maffew12, Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
you heard me
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
for a second I was wondering why your barber gave you pants in addition to the cape
― maffew12, Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link
Large groups of adults playing ukuleles in unison
― Sam Weller, Friday, 20 September 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
Being given tasters by enthusiastic barstaff, shopkeepers etc. It's to do with having to give an opinion again, I suppose. Can anyone really tell how much they will enjoy a pint of beer by trying a thimbleful of it first? I can't.
― fetter, Friday, 20 September 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
Being sold anything can be vaguely embarrassing if you let it
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 20 September 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link
xxp Ukuleles have become inherently embarrassing and are only acceptable when played by Labi Siffre or actual Hawaiians
― frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 20 September 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link
Not just hold on a minute there...
http://photos.geni.com/p13/b6/05/e9/74/53444839fb6b4fb9/tiny-tim_original.jpg
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 20 September 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
oh yeah TT goes without saying
― frame casual (dog latin), Friday, 20 September 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
and Magnetic Fields are good for a grandfather clause
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 September 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
It's not the ukes, it's the people that sing in an affected, breathy, pseudo-30s jazz club voice while playing them
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 September 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
^this
― Our Borad Could Be Your Trife (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 September 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
Would like to hear some uke in Dirty South rap
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 September 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
Careful what you ask for!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 20 September 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
uke aren't handle the truth
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
O ye who wish to exonerate ukuleles, look no further than the 'Deep Water' -> 'Machine Gun' sequence on Portishead's Third.
― pomenitul, Friday, 20 September 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
― na (NA), Thursday, September 19, 2019 7:21 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
was this some Floyd's Barbershop type joint?
― omar little, Friday, 20 September 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Taste of peepee on his lips
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 September 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
― omar little, Friday, September 20, 2019 1:07 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
irving park barbershop (which i think has moved across the street since i went there), but basically yeah
― na (NA), Friday, 20 September 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
I was all, what the hell are they talking about? Looked it up and fuckall, someone had to go and ruin the Andy Griffith Show for me.
― pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link
When a podcaster or radio host (or even a cheap documentary presenter) starts reading a quote and switches their tone from "informative but casual and friendly" to "dramatic movie scene voice" - it really makes me wince whenever I hear it and I hope they can please all stop doing it immediately, even Dan Carlin's horrible "QUOTE... ...ENDQUOTE" is better.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link