kosovo #9 > kane
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
I'm pretty sure this is terrible but it is's entertaining af
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:20 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
not messing but approaching these games like this is marketing/morale genius from southgate
stressing over tactics against vastly inferior teams is toxic, poch out
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link
lessons I will never learn no matter what: 1. buying fruit from supermarkets 2. watching the latter stages of football matches I'm not otherwise arsed about when I notice an unusually high score
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link
aggregate rien
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
omg
― imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link
Ffs don't cut to a break while they're playing "Gold Dust", that were the highlight
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
Sancho made a moving tribute to his dead nan and the interviewer just ignored him and asked him about the 2nd half o_O
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link
https://talksport.com/football/604022/sheffield-united-prince-abdullah-bin-ladens-good-family-osama/
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/sep/26/liverpool-fail-in-attempt-to-trademark-the-word-liverpool-football
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 September 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link
If you don’t always trust what we’re fed in the media about climate change then this man tweets some interesting stuff if it’s not fake news 🤷♂️👇🏼 https://t.co/l60kJu0fgc— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) September 27, 2019
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link
lol only just heard the England result
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 October 2019 23:41 (four years ago) link
Get Involved#bbcfootball or text 81111 (UK only)
Josh: Got to give the English fans credit for drowning out the nastiness with a cracking rendition of God save the Queen.
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 October 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link
drowning out nastiness with nastiness
― knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Monday, 14 October 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
I'm glad I didn't hear that given that this was the first time ever I've been happy to watch an England football absolutely mollicate another team.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link
... football team ffs!!!!!
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link
lmao at the U21s
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link
lol beautiful
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link
jinxed it
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link
ach
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
AHAHAHAHA they've equalised again!!
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link
and it finishes 3-3, you LOVE to see it
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:57 (three years ago) link
Oh my word hahaha
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
Innovative triple right-back formation being tried out today.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
Didn’t really want Grealish playing 3 games in a week while carrying an injury; otoh of course fuck that cowardy custard Gareth Southgate, that has obviously not factored into his selection today at all, I hope we snooze our way to a 2-0 defeat and the pressure ratchets up on the arsehole
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
Southgate specifically said that his selection for the Wales friendly was about players's fitness and how much they'd played so let's assume more Big Club bullshit and etc etc
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link
Lol, Dier.
Is that his fourth of the season?
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link
Sad that England have finally conceded a goal with Connor Coady playing tho
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
There has to be a better option than Dier at CB but lord knows who. Tarkowski maybe?
― Matt DC, Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
Not sure about CC in a back 4 tbh but I'm happy for him if the caps make him proud
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link
England have three or maybe four creative attacking midfielders who could make something happen here and none of them are on the pitch.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link
i thought Southgate was a thoughtful coach at first but he's moving a lot closer to the terrible coward zone with every game
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link
oh ffs random Anglo-Pen
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
Carrasco lol.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
Coady and Mings at CB could do no worse than this bunch of clowns imo. You'd hope that Stones is done at this level for the time being (don't count on it), Gomez was so severely awful against the Villa the other day, he could probably do with some time out of the spotlight. Tarkowski only just coming back from injury, I think?
There are no issues here though, it's 1-1 going into halftme, obviously two evenly matched teams out there. England would obviously be running away with it if only Kane and Sterling were out there
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link
well the main ish is that for all Southgate's new broom new approach he's still a sucker for the "the best players are all at the big clubs with the biggest media narrative" Roy of the Rovers bullshit
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
ofc, tha'ts a given. incredibly frustrating to watch, even with the personnel limitations of this squad you can imagine a back four and a Henderson-Phillips/Rice-Grealish midfield trio and Sancho wide on the right offering so much more on the ball. can only imagine the pressure continuing to build the longer Southgate persists with playing 5 at the back and a pair of cloggers in the centre while there's all this talent performing on the weekly at club level
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
although i suppose being shit but getting goals from set pieces and penalties got us to a WC semi-final so tonight's performance has been about par for his undeniably successful tenure as national team boss
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link
i just feel like a neutral observer with England and it's largely for those reasons
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
well that and obv i support Portugal now :D
Stunning from Mount. Jack Grealish could never
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 11 October 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
might need to turn 5 Live off shortly now England are the best team in the world again
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
Coady and Mings at CB could do no worse than this bunch of clowns imo
Gold and Black specs aside i don't think this is *wrong*
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link
also Southgate is pretty fucking clueless as a tactician i think
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link
Southgate is pretty good when it comes to working with the limitations of a squad but it's the refusal to use a number 10 when Grealish, Maddison and probably Foden are all performing for their clubs that's galling.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link
i don't even know where he's got the double defensive mid obsession from, obvious answer might be Middlesbrough but it's genuinely weird, he seems smarter than that, i do think it's mostly a commitment to the Usual Suspects
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
Playing two holding midfielders together was very fashionable a decade or so ago. Holland nearly kicked their way to a World Cup with De Jong and Van Bommel sitting in front of the back four, Spain had Xabi Alonso sitting next to Busquets at the base of midfield, Germany had Khedira and Schweinsteiger both playing in deep defensive roles, all at a time when England were still trying to play Gerrard and Lampard together. There's nothing wrong with two holding midfielders as a tactical approach.
The difference is that these were all elite midfielders - not Jordan Henderson and Declan Rice. Henderson is an excellent team player, generally his boundless reserves of energy and discipline and willingness to play exactly the role that's asked for him, and he has plenty of big game experience at the highest level (and this does matter, whatever anyone says), but he is not at the same level as any of the above. Never been convinced by Rice.
I don't think I can remember seeing two holding midfielders played with a back five though, which suggests that Southgate has no real confidence in his CBs (and why shouldn't he? He's right not to). But most importantly all those 2010 teams had a double holding midfield to allow more to happen further forward. Spain had the small matter of Xavi and Iniesta, and those four in midfield could circulate possession endlessly as a defensive and attacking strategy, the best midfield there has ever been at doing so - while this is probably the worst England midfield I can remember.
The other teams had two holding midfielders providing the solidity that enabled hugely talented but flaky creative players to really do their thing unencumbered in front of them - Germany had Mezut Ozil, Holland had Wesley Schneider. That's the player Southgate's England don't have (they don't have a decent box-to-box runner either but that's a different issue). That's the gap waiting to be filled by a Grealish or a Maddison I reckon, or even a Foden or at least theoretically Dele. Grealish has only really played at EPL and Championship level but he's also just managed to make himself look like Maradona up against a Premier League and Champions League-winning defence, and he's never going to displace Sterling, Rashford or Sancho in wide areas.
― Matt DC, Monday, 12 October 2020 07:55 (three years ago) link
love the original copy pasted points in this thread. esp the darragh 6 - wilshere,walcott,young etc none of whom turned out to be anywhere near as good as gerrard, lampard, or even barry.
― oscar bravo, Monday, 12 October 2020 11:54 (three years ago) link
they never let thudd run the midfield
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Monday, 12 October 2020 12:21 (three years ago) link
The idea of Huddlestone trying to operate in England's midfield in the high pressing era is hilarious.
― Matt DC, Monday, 12 October 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link
13-goal Agbonlahor was certainly a suggestion
― Number None, Monday, 12 October 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link