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keane is such a graceless lump, what the hell is he doing in this side

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:21 (one month ago) link

england are so purposeless now, sancho and sterling aside. it's almost like GCHQ had a word at half time

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:26 (one month ago) link

wooof welcome to the game mason

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:31 (one month ago) link

kosovo #9 > kane

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:32 (one month ago) link

I'm pretty sure this is terrible but it is's entertaining af

― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:20 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

not messing but approaching these games like this is marketing/morale genius from southgate

stressing over tactics against vastly inferior teams is toxic, poch out

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:33 (one month ago) link

lessons I will never learn no matter what: 1. buying fruit from supermarkets 2. watching the latter stages of football matches I'm not otherwise arsed about when I notice an unusually high score

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:35 (one month ago) link

aggregate rien

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:36 (one month ago) link

omg

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:37 (one month ago) link

Ffs don't cut to a break while they're playing "Gold Dust", that were the highlight

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:42 (one month ago) link

Sancho made a moving tribute to his dead nan and the interviewer just ignored him and asked him about the 2nd half o_O

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:49 (one month ago) link

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— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) September 27, 2019

gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 21:14 (two weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol only just heard the England result

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 October 2019 23:41 (six days ago) link

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Josh: Got to give the English fans credit for drowning out the nastiness with a cracking rendition of God save the Queen.

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 October 2019 19:22 (three days ago) link

drowning out nastiness with nastiness

I'm glad I didn't hear that given that this was the first time ever I've been happy to watch an England football absolutely mollicate another team.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 23:05 (three days ago) link

... football team ffs!!!!!

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 23:10 (three days ago) link


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