Tragic Football Stories - Let us Kick Around the misshapen Jabulani that is English football right here

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is this that forest keeper? he was good at the valley except for his kicking

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:12 (one month ago) link

starting to think that any free kick should be passed rather than shot regardless of position

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:16 (one month ago) link

england on the attack, given free kick when they had advantage, shot wide from 30 yards. just pick up where you left off

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:17 (one month ago) link

imagine in ten years time when that era's pep comes up with the idea of kickouts

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:18 (one month ago) link

I'm pretty sure this is terrible but it is's entertaining af

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:20 (one month ago) link

keane is such a graceless lump, what the hell is he doing in this side

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:21 (one month ago) link

england are so purposeless now, sancho and sterling aside. it's almost like GCHQ had a word at half time

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:26 (one month ago) link

wooof welcome to the game mason

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:31 (one month ago) link

kosovo #9 > kane

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:32 (one month ago) link

I'm pretty sure this is terrible but it is's entertaining af

― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:20 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

not messing but approaching these games like this is marketing/morale genius from southgate

stressing over tactics against vastly inferior teams is toxic, poch out

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:33 (one month ago) link

lessons I will never learn no matter what: 1. buying fruit from supermarkets 2. watching the latter stages of football matches I'm not otherwise arsed about when I notice an unusually high score

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:35 (one month ago) link

aggregate rien

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:36 (one month ago) link

omg

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:37 (one month ago) link

Ffs don't cut to a break while they're playing "Gold Dust", that were the highlight

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:42 (one month ago) link

Sancho made a moving tribute to his dead nan and the interviewer just ignored him and asked him about the 2nd half o_O

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:49 (one month ago) link

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gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 21:14 (two weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol only just heard the England result

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 October 2019 23:41 (four days ago) link

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Josh: Got to give the English fans credit for drowning out the nastiness with a cracking rendition of God save the Queen.

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 October 2019 19:22 (yesterday) link

drowning out nastiness with nastiness

I'm glad I didn't hear that given that this was the first time ever I've been happy to watch an England football absolutely mollicate another team.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 23:05 (yesterday) link

... football team ffs!!!!!

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2019 23:10 (yesterday) link


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