PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

xxp don’t make me link the Tom Brake video again

There isn’t a road between Derry and Belfast https://t.co/78HHPde8fx

here's a good map
https://i0.wp.com/sluggerotoole.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Map-5-NI-Westminster-Results-vs-Railways-Motorways-1.png

(from https://sluggerotoole.com/2017/06/28/the-400m-for-infrastructure-in-the-conservative-dup-agreement-will-only-exacerbate-northern-irelands-east-west-divide/ )

loch neagh neagh neagh

It's a big bastard, that Lough Neagh.

sinn fein should build some railways goddamn

like an enormous pikachu fell right through ulster xp

That's where the Isle of Man come from iirc

Not to mention the isle of Sodor

That’s a super-touristy Mexican blanket up the back of Jellybean Corncob’s sofa.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 30% (-1)
LAB: 29% (+2)
LDEM: 17% (-3)
BREX: 13% (-)
GRN: 4% (+1)

via @ComRes, 06 - 08 Sep

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) September 10, 2019

more bad news for boris

I’m just straight up baiting calz and bg now

jeremy corbyn while listening to owen jones talking some boring politics shit vs when owen gets his cat out pic.twitter.com/2bGeE5FxwA

— billy b (@CountdownBleck) September 10, 2019

Guess who’ll wreck, wreck again

Wednesday’s INDEPENDENT: No election until Brexit is settled, says Watson #tomorrowspaperstoday pic.twitter.com/jf1Mjxb6TJ

— Helen Miller (@MsHelicat) September 10, 2019

I actually have a liking for those Siamese/exotic breeds of cats, that I never see shitting on my garden or hunting my feathered friends at my feeding station.

otm re cats killing birds, it’s extremely bad & ours don’t do that

do Corbz/McD really need to take some fucking tankie purging lessons from a twat like cummings? watson should be in a concrete hole already.

Tom Watson currently very busy with important business at this critical moment for our nation

Two years ago I turned 50, weighed 22 stone and had type 2 diabetes. By radically changing my nutrition, cutting out sugar, and taking up exercise, I’ve changed my life and reversed my diabetes. I hope my story will inspire others to regain their health and happiness.@Kyle_Books pic.twitter.com/W43PUUUh6Y

— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) September 10, 2019

I preferred him when he was dying.

I mean tbfttbmp that’s a great achievement, rather this than wrecking on the front of the country’s least relevant paper

yeah I mean it's very nice, but does sound like he's selling a diet book

fwiw the RSPB say there is no evidence that cats are causing any decline in bird populations in the UK

ours have never gone after birds, but given a large proportion of the avian population round here are seagulls, that's not particularly surprising. even the proper outdoor cats stay well away from them

fucks sake why does Watson need a diet book when the son of Oswald Mosley has already made him extremely rich? Fuck off and be fat bastard again and die please!

Pretty sure nobody in or out of the party gives a fuck what Watson thinks the electoral strategy is

it's bad that there is soon going to be an election and that fucking unstable element who might be taking too many supplements is still the fucking deputy leader, and still doing all in his limited power to undermine his own fucking party.

Yeah I notice the Beeb have taken the opportunity to run his bullshit as the main story this morning. Somebody needs to add him to the foundations of Boris's bridge.

Speaking at a Creative Industries Federation conference in London on Wednesday, Watson will argue that Labour can win back the remain voters who deserted it in May’s European elections; but only if it now becomes an avowedly anti-Brexit party.

nice choice of location Tom, sure those web developers are psyched to hear your speech

the fact that the party can't just Cummings him is obviously a plus in the big scheme of things, but how long can you let a high-ish profile MP ego-trip his way round the media undermining the leadership and the membership in the run up to a general election? re previous discussions of Watson's "strategy" it's pretty clear now the only strategy is a bovine need for attention and the fear that he might get cut off from access to some of that sweet nazi payola

nice choice of location Tom, sure those web developers are psyched to hear your speech

Expert crowd for recognizing a div

it’s a phrase i use too often but you really do love to see it

Here's the advice the BBC neglects to tell you: join a union, today.https://t.co/lKn9h5JCnU#TUC2019 https://t.co/3RytrBNNBb

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 10, 2019

npm i burnsauce xp

Tom is so pointless, especially given Labour have abandoned the constructive ambiguity and adopted a satisfactory compromise position without going the way of the divisive posturing bullshit of the LibDems. Many of the protest voters of the EU elections are likely to return in a GE anyway.

How about we have a second referendum without Leave on the ballot paper? Why won't Jeremy back it?

This is all so dumb. Labour policy is a referendum between a properly negotiated soft Brexit and Remain. It is extremely unlikely that the EU would bother to go to the negotiating table with a government that had pledged to immediately campaign against whatever deal was agreed so there needs to be a figleaf. The correct approach would be for the leadership to take a netural position, individual MPs have already decided which side they're going to take anyway.

dumb is the word, joking aside i have no idea what he's playing at, don't see how it can be anything other than a cry for attention

the only 24 hour mental health service in manchester, a refuge for you & an alternative to going A&E/calling the samaritans/getting arrested, has been closed. obviously there's a big funding issue but what's curious to me how that is compounded by the face that the decision was made by the local Clinical Commissioning Group, which is an unelected & unaccountable group of GPs who are more vulnerable to these cuts. labour manifesto seems, to my inexpert eyes, good on these points: ring-fencing mental health budget; a new office for budget responsibility to oversee spending; plans for a national care service.

CCGs brought in in 2012 by the coalition naturlich

The correct approach would be for the leadership to take a netural position

If you're going to have any kind of referendum on anything, seems like this is what parties should do anyway, or at least major parties

Also it has to be structured in such a way that the losing side will accept the result as democratically legitimate. This seems virtually impossible at this stage.

the quangoisation of the NHS feels so deeply entrenched now it will take a long time/a lot of reinvestment to put it right but yeah Labour seem to recognise this and have at least started proposals to make it better

there's a long history to be written about public money being handed over to unelected drones - i need a word for them that my brain isn't up to at the moment: the usual suspects, a Centrist/technocrat entitled class who flit from one of these posts to another to considerable personal gain - all in the name of more democracy and more local accountability. since the early mid-90s this is the path of middle class entrenchment across health, education, local business/regeneration, police, the whole web of the social/welfare state. it's gonna be a fuck of a mess to straighten out.

Also it has to be structured in such a way that the losing side will accept the result as democratically legitimate. This seems virtually impossible at this stage.

If is the correct thing to do, and I've no idea if it is, has to be legally binding surely? Otherwise its just more limbo

Simplest (and therefore maybe not best) thing is to do it same day as a GE, on the same piece of paper.

maybe add a box that says "everything to be lovely again (like the 2012 olympics)"

Proroguation unlawful, says highest Scottish court!

Oops.

#awks

Scotland to raise an army and march on London, the French have offered help.

ruh roh

hopefully now the sheriff of scotland can lawfully twat cummings in't heed with a big lochaber

somebody do a quick Downfall redub

should be able to stop them somewhere round Preston

https://www.britishbattles.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/1-AAA-Prestonpans-attack-XXX.jpg

So that’ll be the separate Scottish legal system on the block post-Brexit

the Queen'll be wishing she'd never signed off on this shit now the Stuarts are coming back for their throne