I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
As such, this is a time when you are encouraged to recognize that knowledge hoarded is ultimately wasted on those who would hoard it; to recognize that its true value lies in its transmission, and to broadcast your experiences in the subtle realms for those of us back on earth.Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.
Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.
maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link
I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link
https://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/dill
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
I WASN'T FINISHED
...'s penis
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?
― thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link
https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/sites/default/files/styles/tall_rectangle_custom_user_large_1x/public/images/contributor/dick_360x450.jpg?itok=bbX9Gn7H×tamp=1421343363p
― sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Monday, 9 September 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link
big fat horselover dick
― sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:40 (four years ago) link