have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

some of my gay friends send me dick pics of the models/adult film stars they spot in the city. I don't know why they think I wanted these but I do give feedback. I have never gotten one otherwise and thought it was a millennial/gen z thing and then Bezos happened.

but I do give feedback.

"Very well-formed, almost Davidesque. Needs manscaping. B+"

maybe its just that I've been in a relationship for 24 years but why the fuck would anyone want to look at my dick? it looks a bit like a penis and is vaguely penis shaped but otherwise it's just a penis

I think the fact you've been in a relationship for 24 years is key here

Xpost I mean i feel the same way, they're kinda ugly and unremarkable, but I'm hardly the intended audience

I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.

like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"

As such, this is a time when you are encouraged to recognize that knowledge hoarded is ultimately wasted on those who would hoard it; to recognize that its true value lies in its transmission, and to broadcast your experiences in the subtle realms for those of us back on earth.

Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.

maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol

I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett

https://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/dill

I WASN'T FINISHED

...'s penis

xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?

https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/sites/default/files/styles/tall_rectangle_custom_user_large_1x/public/images/contributor/dick_360x450.jpg?itok=bbX9Gn7H×tamp=1421343363p

Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+

big fat horselover dick