My girlfriend-at-the-time got one and was really upset by it and actually tried to report it to the police and they were like "we can't arrest a dick" and told her to just "ignore it".
Then she got another one from same dude an hour later. Cops still didn't care. And I had even identified the likely culprit through reverse engineering and background check dbs. Still no dice.
I have no idea what the law is here though.
She blocked the number once she realized how useless law enforcement was.
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
i think it's one of those things that revolves around the issue of "solicited" -- it's like consent -- does it have to be "consistent and enthusiastic"? Like is it required for someone to explicitly say, "please send me a picture of your penis" or is it acceptable in the course of flirting?
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
seems like it’s only polite to ask ‘hey luv mind if i send you a pic of me spam javelin’ ahead of time imo
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
that seemed to be the consensus on this thread at the beginning, but I doubt that is the case now
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
Even when I sent my naughty pic to my gf, i didn't do it without warning, but that's cos im ugly and i wanted to lower her expectations first
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link
I've only sent dick pics when explicitly solicited. would feel weird to send one unbidden, even in the context of a long-term sexual relationship
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link
and sending one to someone you've just been digitally small-talking with is serious psycho shit
some of my gay friends send me dick pics of the models/adult film stars they spot in the city. I don't know why they think I wanted these but I do give feedback. I have never gotten one otherwise and thought it was a millennial/gen z thing and then Bezos happened.
― Yerac, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
but I do give feedback.
"Very well-formed, almost Davidesque. Needs manscaping. B+"
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link
maybe its just that I've been in a relationship for 24 years but why the fuck would anyone want to look at my dick? it looks a bit like a penis and is vaguely penis shaped but otherwise it's just a penis
― thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link
I think the fact you've been in a relationship for 24 years is key here
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link
Xpost I mean i feel the same way, they're kinda ugly and unremarkable, but I'm hardly the intended audience
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
As such, this is a time when you are encouraged to recognize that knowledge hoarded is ultimately wasted on those who would hoard it; to recognize that its true value lies in its transmission, and to broadcast your experiences in the subtle realms for those of us back on earth.Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.
Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.
maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol
― sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link
I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link
https://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/dill
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
I WASN'T FINISHED
...'s penis
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?
― thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link
https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/sites/default/files/styles/tall_rectangle_custom_user_large_1x/public/images/contributor/dick_360x450.jpg?itok=bbX9Gn7H×tamp=1421343363p
― sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Monday, 9 September 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link
big fat horselover dick
― sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:40 (four years ago) link