have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

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I find the most disarming response to these texts is usually "where's the rest of it?"

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

i've found "sorry, wrong number" to also be effective

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

You could also try "... DAD????"

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

Q: why would anybody do this

Non stop chantar (crüt), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

Toxic masculinity?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

No ish with consensual sharing, obviously sending unsolicited pics should be illegal everywhere

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

what if you’ve got a really great hog tho

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

My girlfriend-at-the-time got one and was really upset by it and actually tried to report it to the police and they were like "we can't arrest a dick" and told her to just "ignore it".

Then she got another one from same dude an hour later. Cops still didn't care. And I had even identified the likely culprit through reverse engineering and background check dbs. Still no dice.

I have no idea what the law is here though.

She blocked the number once she realized how useless law enforcement was.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

i think it's one of those things that revolves around the issue of "solicited" -- it's like consent -- does it have to be "consistent and enthusiastic"? Like is it required for someone to explicitly say, "please send me a picture of your penis" or is it acceptable in the course of flirting?

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

seems like it’s only polite to ask ‘hey luv mind if i send you a pic of me spam javelin’ ahead of time imo

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

that seemed to be the consensus on this thread at the beginning, but I doubt that is the case now

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

Even when I sent my naughty pic to my gf, i didn't do it without warning, but that's cos im ugly and i wanted to lower her expectations first

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

I've only sent dick pics when explicitly solicited. would feel weird to send one unbidden, even in the context of a long-term sexual relationship

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

and sending one to someone you've just been digitally small-talking with is serious psycho shit

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

some of my gay friends send me dick pics of the models/adult film stars they spot in the city. I don't know why they think I wanted these but I do give feedback. I have never gotten one otherwise and thought it was a millennial/gen z thing and then Bezos happened.

Yerac, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link

but I do give feedback.

"Very well-formed, almost Davidesque. Needs manscaping. B+"

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

maybe its just that I've been in a relationship for 24 years but why the fuck would anyone want to look at my dick? it looks a bit like a penis and is vaguely penis shaped but otherwise it's just a penis

thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

I think the fact you've been in a relationship for 24 years is key here

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

Xpost I mean i feel the same way, they're kinda ugly and unremarkable, but I'm hardly the intended audience

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 September 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

As such, this is a time when you are encouraged to recognize that knowledge hoarded is ultimately wasted on those who would hoard it; to recognize that its true value lies in its transmission, and to broadcast your experiences in the subtle realms for those of us back on earth.

Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.

maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol

sarahell, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link

I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

I WASN'T FINISHED

...'s penis

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 9 September 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?

thomasintrouble, Monday, 9 September 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link

big fat horselover dick

sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:40 (four years ago) link


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