Dak Prescott contract talk AKA- NFL 2019-20 Week 1.

ugggh mahomes is hurt nooooooo

Lol 35-3 Ravens.

Fuccck this year will barely be watchable

cleve brownies with five personal fouls in the first half

hatcats/eagles return to form here

sigh

this year will barely be watchable

it's been like that for a decade now. now's a good time to consider abandoning ship, before it reels you in with a lot of bullshit narratives that don't make it any more watchable.

Browns actually not looking like a super bowl team right now

loool @ NYJ

Meanwhile my team just lost 59-10 at home

man. is that the worst blowout since NE 59 TN 0?

lamar jackson did some things

Follow live: Patriots host Steelers in battle of AFC juggernauts

the patriots won as many playoff games last season as the steelers have this decade

Yeah and it sure looks like there’s only one juggernaut involved in this game

can't believe nfl teams still kick FGs down multiple scores from the 1.

lmao that is the appropriate karmic response to kicking that field goal

nice flop gilmore

i mean it was clearly a penalty but he SOLD it

gotta make sure the ref sees it

FLASH <3 <3 <3

before everyone dumps on the Pats remember they get Antonio Brown next week

"false start, offense: all the lineman except for the center"

i want to go to bed but every shot of roethlisberger and tomlin looking pissed is pure dopamine

Steelers really got a penalty because the center forgot to snap the ball LOOOL pic.twitter.com/TSr6QlSdSQ

— gifdsports (@gifdsports) September 9, 2019

maybe they should kick the FG here idk

the steelers were actually trying to score on that final drive

like i think they were actually preoccupied with getting a touchdown with 30 seconds left in a 30-point game

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED_f3HTWwAI63NP?format=jpg&name=medium

that's a Madden glitch

onscreen graphic w/largest margins of victory by defending super bowl champions, this is why i stayed up

Coach Belichick had no comment on the Antonio Brown news...as expected pic.twitter.com/Wp17gCMr6T

— Patriots on NBCSB (@NBCSPatriots) September 9, 2019

Man their whinging has long passed "tedious".

https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/09/09/saints-texans-fans-referees-jerseys-mnf-opener?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sportsillustrated&utm_source=facebook.com&xid=socialflow_facebook_si

omfg this game

^^^^^^

watson is such an insane talent and the dumber of my two cats could do a better job coaching the texans

Incredible stuff

Damn, 58 yards?

2 lead changes with 50 seconds left and only one combined timeout

good ol Antonio brown ay

Wow guess he was really trying to engineer his way to Dallas all along

looks like Sam Darnold may miss a couple games because he has mono

This is science pic.twitter.com/dkHcaDGYgi

— Steve Palazzolo (@PFF_Steve) September 13, 2019

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/14/us/cam-newton-outfit-trnd/index.html

lol

patriots defense might be good

Fitzy with an 8.9 passer ratimg

not great

patriots have allowed 3 points this season

just sacked fitz 2 out of 3 plays

Tbf our offensive linemen met each other like a week ago. You'll probably get 5 more

pick six

I bet a small sum on both the Patriots covering and also Miami winning cos the latter woulda been an insane payout.

Now that I'm winning the former, wish i had spent more

dolphins with 79 total yards

the browns have lost double-digit games in 14 of the last 17 seasons, which is really something

I was told they were Super Bowl contenders this year

It smells as bad as it could possibly smell" Arians said of the loss. "And it'll smell that way for a long time."

Really unbelievable the crazy victories Green Bay has pulled out vs Detroit these last few years

Dak 3 yards shy of the all time Cowboys record and he’s probably not gonna get it lol

Be great if he gets it by a yard and then next play throws pass for -4 and game ends

Freddie fired. That was fast. Couldn’t even wait til Monday.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE A DELAY OF GAME THERE holy shit Seattle

Niners are going to give me a heart attack this year.

seriously Beastmode getting signed in Week 17 to score the walk-off division winning TD *in* Seattle would've been the fucking NFL story of the year and it didn't happen because Pistol Pete did not have a plan for the Seahawks getting a first down there

Interesting factoids re: the Patriots.

Miami hadn't won in Foxborough since 2008, the infamous Wildcat game.

Patriots not only have never won a Super Bowl when they didn't have a bye, but have only even played in one in that same scenario - 1985.

fourth down: barely not a touchdown
first down: could've run it in, spiked it instead
second down: couldn't run it in, took a penalty instead
third down: pass interference not called or even reviewed
fourth down: barely not a touchdown

btw lmao at that obvious no-call on PI at the end there, the rule was changed this year to prevent THIS EXACT THING from happening and instead it happens in another huge game and screws over the Saints again lol

If we're bitching about calls, that call on the late hit for the niners was pretty bogus. Should have at least been offset by the helmet shove into the turf.

NFL released a statement that that wasn’t a pi anyway. Seattle should have scored on their 8 tries

seemed like a pretty egregious PI to me, and Seattle's other myriad failures don't matter in that decision anyway.

xxp yeah Collinsworth was pretty livid about that one and rightfully so. I hate when teams wind up getting punished because someone made an unexpectedly great play.

but yeah Seattle had so many chances there, I think Barnwell pointed out that they basically could have scored on any of the last 5 or so final plays had Russell made the right decisions. hell if Hollister was holding the ball in his other hand it probably would've been a TD. still hell of a play by Greenlaw in the end to stuff him like that, feel like that winds up being a TD like 90% of the time

Taking that delay of game on the 1 was indeed inexcusable especially since it denied us a potential Beast Mode game winning TD that would’ve have provided proof that god is real and loves us