Shaquille O'Neal - C or D?

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Once again, it's time to get braggadocious
The tall human being, that's right, Shaq-a-tocious
Check out my lyrical slam, slam
Watch me flim-flam-flam
My refractor click-clacks
I biggity-bish the bam-bam
Punk be sleepin' on my skills
Magic pay me mils and my bills
Now I should move to Beverly Hills (uh-oh)
Naw, I'm jokin'
Backboards are broken
I grab the cord to the mic and start chokin'
Like I can't breathe, runnin' out of breath
I dribble the microphone between my legs, right to left

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

HALLO?

Hello

HALLO?

Hello

LET ME SPEAK TO DEF JEF

Who's calling?

I'M NOT TALKIN TO YOU, MUSTY UNDERARM ODOR BREATH

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

I saw Shaq in Atlanta this week--he was here to give out toys to kids, probably some other things too. He is literally the largest human I have ever seen. Pretty chill, too. Retirement seems to agree with him.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 23 December 2023 22:08 (three months ago) link


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