Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Some fun quotes in here.

"No one knows what to expect from him anymore," one former White House official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal conversations about the president, told Insider.

They added: "His mood changes from one minute to the next based on some headline or tweet, and the next thing you know his entire schedule gets tossed out the window because he's losing his s---."

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"People are used to the president saying things that aren't true, but this Alabama stuff is another story," the former official said. "This was the president sending out patently false information about a national-emergency situation as it was unfolding."

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"He's deteriorating in plain sight," one Republican strategist who's in frequent contact with the White House told Insider on Friday.

Asked why the president was obsessed with Alabama instead of the states that would actually be affected by the storm, the strategist said, "you should ask a psychiatrist about that; I'm not sure I'm qualified to comment."

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Indeed, one person who was close to Trump's legal team during the Russia investigation told Insider his public statements were "nothing compared to what he's like behind closed doors."

"He's like a bull seeing red," this person added. "There's just no getting through to him, and you can kiss your plans for the day goodbye because you're basically stuck looking after a 4-year-old now."

He's the best at being dud, so... classic dud!

how many times has that article been written

would you say....he is becoming increasingly isolated

sure, but more than that i'd say this is the week he really became...unhinged

Like a dinosaur

What kind of dinosaur tho?

One with dementia

i do think he's gotten worse over the last month or two though

To the Pencemobile!

someone on twitter posited that the alabama thing was from him misreading “bahamas” either because of deteriorating vision or lessened brain function. it tracks tbh

that's what I've assumed

I had nothing to do with the decision of our great @VP Mike Pence to stay overnight at one of the Trump owned resorts in Doonbeg, Ireland. Mike’s family has lived in Doonbeg for many years, and he thought that during his very busy European visit, he would stop and see his family!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

(they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

You know what could have avoided all this, Mr. President? Divestiture after you were elected.

i has nothing to do with it but i will be profiting from it regardless, nbd

i like that Some More News video that points out he has major conflicts of interest and all he's doing with it is minor grift like selling shitty hats

.@realDonaldTrump honors mass shooting heroes #MAGA2020 pic.twitter.com/1F0oWCxidH

— Prophet Victor Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) September 9, 2019

I can’t imagine what this guy looks like when the dyes, hair glues, amphetamines, and mech suits aren’t holding him together.

― circa1916, Saturday, September 7, 2019 11:43 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

the sloth victim from Se7en

lmao @ that Vic Berger video

Srsly. There needs to be way more people making fun of Trump supporters.

President Trump’s vision is deeply impaired and he refuses to wear corrective lenses in the presence of other people, NYT casually reports halfway down a long feature about his twitter use. https://t.co/jU20PVKevu pic.twitter.com/20ngKyghmk

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) November 2, 2019

It is just part and parcel of his determination to pretend to have abilities that he does not possess.

Does this explain covfefe? Is Scavino multi-tasking in the closet?

The vision thing has been out there for ages. He's always squinting at the teleprompter (which they put large text on for him)

yet more proof that ashley feinberg is our greatest living reporter

EVERYONE SHOULD ALWAYS LISTEN TO ME https://t.co/dwxJImuX7E https://t.co/z2yEMksoMg

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 2, 2019

But Donald Trump has been hostile toward adept stair users since at least 2014.

hahahahahaha

https://medium.com/@DrGJackBrown/body-language-analysis-4382-why-is-donald-trump-leaning-forward-29a69fa4e742

Donald Trump is standing with this posture — primarily because he has specially crafted, ‘lift shoes’. His added 2.5–3.5 inch heel-height causes him to lean forward. This configuration is accentuated by his obesity.

Instead of using durasteel for his leg prosthesis, the medical droids had substituted an inferior alloy, and had failed to inspect the strips that protected the electromotive lines. As a result, the inner lining of the pressurized bodysuit was continually snagging on places where the strips were anchored to knee and ankle joints. Additionally, the tall boots were a poor fit for his artificial feet, whose toes lacked the electrostatic sensitivity of his equally false fingertips. These devices made it even more difficult for him to move with ease, much less with any grace. Raised in the heel, the cumbersome footwear canted him slightly forward, forcing him to move with exaggerated caution lest he stumble or topple over. Worse, they were so heavy that he often felt rooted to the ground, or as if he were moving in high gravity. He even felt that he needed to use the Force to move,[18] though he eventually grew used to it.[7] As a result of his large body and abnormal needs, Vader had to have a custom airspeeder made for him to drive comfortably in.[46]

marvellous

Just add those lift shoes to the already overwhelming pile of evidence that Trump is insecure and compensates proportionately. However, he has many other even less attractive personality and character traits that have far more bearing on how awful a person he is, so this analysis shrinks in importance compared to those worse traits he displays almost daily.

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ws8ND2ngb9M/TsmWaTYz-7I/AAAAAAAAC1M/3ThvTfJzczc/s1600/Big-Boy.jpg

pic.twitter.com/gM0f0r7nEE

— No Context Fox News (@nocontext_fox) November 5, 2019

too much Jimmy Savile energy in this one for that humour thread!

ctrl-f "Trump" on Google News homepage: 37 results

Hate to say it but I think this guys a dud

We asked: what shade was the makeup?
"Una naranja espantosa," one of the housekeepers said. https://t.co/AXEkHBvgPX

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) December 4, 2019

only monsters require ironed underwear

The president: "Sinks. Showers. And what goes with a sink and a shower?" Crowd: "TOILETS!" The president: "Ten times. Right? Ten times." He adds, "Not me, of course, not me. But you."

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 19, 2019

oh my god

So far this month, the president has claimed that modern efficient toilets require people to flush 10 or 15 times and modern efficient dishwashers require people to press buttons 12 times. https://t.co/SyzVcHxWyv

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 19, 2019

I meant this one

Trump says that you used to press a dishwasher once and it was an "explosion" and five minutes later steam would come out. "Now you press it 12 times. Women tell me."

Women tell me.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 19, 2019

now he's saying his turds are small?

Trump says F-35 pilots are better-looking than Tom Cruise, who is a good guy, with "equal" faces but better bodies.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 19, 2019

xp or he means the crowd will now be responsible for flushing his own

I can't help but laugh at the toilet and dishwasher lines, although not in a "tell it like it is" way he's going for

turns out the rumored pee tape was actually just footage of him flushing for the 12th time

Trump neurologically malfunctions w/ a full spasm. Note his shoulders involuntarily jerk as he slurs. Thx @karenamyatt & @ChuckWa74233336 for the heads up. Trump desperately needs a neurological eval at a quality facility like the Mayo Clinic. Not Walter Reed which reports to WH pic.twitter.com/ct6S5Pln2d

— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) December 22, 2019

lol