PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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seems like the best option, whether figuratively or literally

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link

Provided Labour doesn’t allow the election to be dominated by Brexit and instead focuses on fixing the symptoms of a failed economic model: austerity, wages, job insecurity and a long-term failure to invest, victory is there for the taking.

This doesn't seem likely, though - it's October / November 2019, Brexit will absolutely be 85% of the issues.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

not on the stump necessarily, this is the point: of course brexit will dominate media coverage but that's the point of rallies and doorknocking, to end-run all that

mark s, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

To the things that people want to talk about more than Brexit, which do not exist.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link

Very happy to be wrong, but again this is now, not two years ago.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link

They defeated Farage in Peterborough by precisely concentrating on issues other than brexit

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link

To the things that people want to talk about more than Brexit, which do not exist.

― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, September 8, 2019 2:08 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

seriously i think this is bubble-fed nonsense

mark s, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link

Absolutely.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

Peterborough was after the Brexit date had come and gone, it was a relief to get to talk about anything else - if they can repeat that, then brilliant.

I hope you're right, Mark! But other information does not suggest it:

https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/qj23oopdop/YG%20Trackers%20-%20Top%20Issues_W.pdf

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

Peterborough is seen as just the kind of leave voting high immigrant area that you'd think would be obsessed by Brexit talk. "Date had come and gone" didn't make the issue go away.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

I think if anything, most people are sick of Brexit. "Get on with it" includes a large continent of those simply childishly bored of the stasis as well as those intent on necking with Johnson before careening off a cliff in a ford Thunderbird.

plax (ico), Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link

Usual thread participants are clearly a different category

plax (ico), Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

this was a song about a girl getting into bed with the far right joanne https://t.co/kUkz6yqi7U

— sarah m (@sazza_jay) September 8, 2019

Thank You (Fattekin Mice Elf Control Again) (Noel Emits), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

I don't see a pact that really works for the BxP. Where can they win that isn't (or until v recently) already Tory? There are a few three way battles they could gain (Dover, Thurrock) but too risky and helps Labour more.

nashwan, Sunday, 8 September 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

Tory election strategy appears to be based on the belief that the North of England is a hotbed of raging bigots and that by doubling down on anti-snowflake culture war rhetoric they will see a whole swathe of red seats turning blue. That didn't work so well last time, even without the Brexit Party in play. You'd expect the LibDems to take seats off the Tories elsewhere as well.

I guess there'll be a sprinkling of splashing the cash to end austerity but "only once Brexit is out of the way" as well but it's been telegraphed so heavily Labour should have an attack line ready for that.

Matt DC, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

The BXP have said they will stand aside for MPs who support no deal. To me, this seems a high risk with shire Tories in marginals, but it may just be their opening gambit and they’re relying on Boris being desperate and grabbing at anything.

gyac, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

They'll be expecting a knighthood for Farage, providing he doesn't win a seat in the racist shithole of his choice, and some position or other in goverment, and Tice to be made ambassador to the US, for starters. Foot in the door stuff.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

... I mean ennoblement for Farage.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

I have absolutely no doubt they've been negotiating behind closed doors all this time. As I said, Farage, Tice and Claire Fox et al have been careful not to be critical of Johnson personally.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

I don’t think Farage is standing in a constituency fwiw.

coup de twat (suzy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

I wouldn’t be so sure of that until the declaration deadline is in.

gyac, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

otm

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

The north might be full of old and old fashioned people who have slightly ‘traditional’ values, but those values include voting against tories. There’s no way the culture war stuff outweighs the visceral hatred of the party of Thatcher.

AlanSmithee, Sunday, 8 September 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

That's what they used to say about Scotland.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

Reaching out to senior friends in Polish government this evening to ask again for them to consider vetoing any extension to Article 50. Not in either of our interests for this fiasco to continue. The sooner we leave the earlier we can start work on closer bilateral partnership

— Daniel Kawczynski (@DKShrewsbury) September 7, 2019

lol

gyac, Sunday, 8 September 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

he's the tallest mp in history, not the brightest mp in history

mark s, Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

He once did this!

A Conservative MP told a one-legged drug addict in a wheelchair begging outside Parliament to 'get a job'.

The Daily Mail reports that Daniel Kawczynski 'admonished' the man for begging and told him that help was available to people in his situation through a Government scheme.

Mr Kawczynski was heard saying to Mark McGuigan, "get a job, find some work. Yes, I know it is hard, I have struggled too."

Speaking about the incident, which reportedly occurred on 7 October outside Westminster underground station, Mr McGuigan said that the 6ft 8in ministerial aide made him feel small and humiliated, before adding that he had spoken out in order to 'name and shame' Mr Kawczynski.

gyac, Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

he's officially a giant *and* officially a knob

mark s, Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link

A bilateral relationship with Poland means Poland has to leave the EU as well, no? Can they take Hungary with them?

Frederik B, Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

from d'ancona's latest: It was routine for those on the left to say that they hated most Conservatives with a passion but could still imagine having a pint with Boris.

waht

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

maybe if you extend the definition of ‘having a pint’ to include glassing

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

he also says Boris was the heineken tory who can reach parts other tories cannot reach. absolute bolox and always was.

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

more like the beerhall putsch tory, despised in the north and in some of the tory shires now.

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

London media bubble shite.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED9Ic8NXkAMNRQA?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

lol

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

power of Chris Patten compels you

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

Happy Science

koogs, Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

You wouldn’t want a pint with BJ. Not that he’d put rohypnol in it or anything, but...

coup de twat (suzy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

Dare I scan that qr code?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

a pint of BJ feels like a hell of a lot

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

MAH BUCKET

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

I mean look I'll give it a blow go

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

If you look at the original Boris Johnson thread here, it's full of people saying they quite like him despite his toryness. He definitely used to be the Tory that it was OK to like. But oh how times change

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 8 September 2019 23:29 (four years ago) link

Old ilx was 50 Londoners talking about belle and Sebastian. Lol not exactly the wasteland provinces that mostly think boris or any of his ilk iare complete fucking arseholes since forever

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link

I was just looking through an old Boris vs. Ken For Mayor thread and failing to see any affection on there for Boris at all.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Monday, 9 September 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link

... not much for Ken either tbf.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Monday, 9 September 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link

I think by the time the mayoral election rolled around Boris had lost his loveable rogue appeal. But a few quotes from the original Boris thread:

Since even bad Tories can be funny on the spot and really know their Classics, he's got some redeeming qualities.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, March 23, 2004 11:06 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

i quite like boris, for a tory...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, March 23, 2004 12:31 PM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I really want to like him, but the evil Toryness gets me every time.
― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, March 23, 2004 3:43 PM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

i secretly quite like him in spite of his toryness.
(i would have written that in small writing to show my shame but am not sure if we're allowed to do such html tricks anymore.)

― toby (tsg20), Tuesday, March 23, 2004 3:46 PM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I like him, I think he's okay.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, March 23, 2004 6:44 PM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I love Boris. He made a very sensible point about people being penalised for talking on mobile phones while cycling or indeed driving - that is, one-armed people are allowed to drive and cycle, so what'd the difference? Bless him and his black-and-white thinking.
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, March 23, 2004 7:08 PM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Etc.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 9 September 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

Tories also seemed a lot more harmless in 2004 iirc?

El Tomboto, Monday, 9 September 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link

I think not so much harmless as the fact they were in opposition at time and not differentiated enough from Blair to be of particular consequence. Subconsiously maybe a feeling of they don't really matter.

That said, those comments are still odd

anvil, Monday, 9 September 2019 02:01 (four years ago) link

It’s probably me but I don’t recognise 99% of those usernames...and it was 15 and a half years ago. You go back 15 and a half years from any point in history, you’re going to find lots of public figures are viewed quite differently. You could probably find similar comments about Trump or whoever. But bar a couple of examples, I don’t think that the comments were all that glowing anyway...? Plenty of people even back then saw through him or at least had suspicions.

gyac, Monday, 9 September 2019 05:05 (four years ago) link


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