2019 NCAA Football thread : "Do More."

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the worst game i have ever seen lol

normal fucking rockman (voodoo chili), Saturday, 7 September 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

michigan kicker *almost* missed that extra point in OT, which would have been amazing

mookieproof, Sunday, 8 September 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

UL Monroe took Florida State to OT, but (sadly) lost 44-43. I will never not find the continuing exposure of and humiliation of Willie Taggert anything but hilarious.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 8 September 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

down 17-10 with six minutes left, pitt has first and goal from the one

three plays go nowhere, now there are five minutes left

for some reason unbeknownst to god or man, they try a 19-yard field goal and miss it anyway. penn state ball on the 20

jfc

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 September 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link

pitt

Mitch C. Palace (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 September 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

Pat Narduzzi on why he opted for a field goal with a fourth and one with five minutes left, down seven

‘Because you need two scores to win the football game.’

He added that he doesn’t question that decision ‘at all’

— Craig Meyer (@CraigMeyerPG) September 14, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 September 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

2 scores. But 1 score of one type you were 1 yd away from.

Mitch C. Palace (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 September 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

and if you were really all about winning you could have scored the TD and gone for two

mookieproof, Sunday, 15 September 2019 00:06 (four years ago) link

BYU/USC and KY/Florida were both amazing crazy games.

BYU's QB is a wild one, he pulled off a couple of crazy plays. USC had a couple of mistakes but BYU was just playing out of their minds at home and nearly gave it up. The Cougars have some talent and could be an interesting bowl opponent for a big conference team at holiday time.

KY pretty much again grasped defeat out of the jaws of victory. They have had at least 10 just brutal losses over the past decade or so and last night was one for the slag pile. Worst yet is that they again did it against Florida, which at least is 3 or 4 times blowing it late against the Gators.

earlnash, Sunday, 15 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

Michigan looks like what ND is supposed to look like later

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

could be a red day. not a blue day.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

guess harbaugh failed to lay the proper wreaths on bo schembechler's grave

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

:(

Mommy...can I go out and VAPE tonight? (voodoo chili), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

Streaming the auburn vs a&m game and just saw a commercial for a place called "Zaxby's." There was a plate of fried chicken, slaw, and a 3-slice-thick slice of bread. To my amazement, the tv hands then tucked a giant egg roll onto the plate.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 21 September 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

Frommulus

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:26 (four years ago) link

holding call on a touchback. the fix is in.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link

it's the hurty up offense

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link

Absurd homer spot

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:11 (four years ago) link

UGA was better. Our OL will have some rough tape to look at.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

Zaxby's is an entirely mediocre chain that Southerners swear by because of the unique "Zaxby's Sauce." The eggroll may seem a strange addition, but it's purely a different vehicle to deliver sauce to the customer's mouth hole.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link

pitt panthers tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:13 (four years ago) link

Thank you, JF. Even my Texas friend couldn't tell me what was up. Just said that it's "really southern. Not really a Texas thing."

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

xp lol ucf

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

JF explaining Zaxby's is an example of ilx at its finest.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link

lol true

fwiw the closest I can get to describing "Zaxby's Sauce" is to imagine ketchup and mustard mixed together with an obscene amount of black pepper added.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link

Ahh, the internet says it's ketchup, mayo, worcestershire, garlic, and black pepper. Whatever it is, it ain't much to write home about.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link

it always starts with ketchup and mayo

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link

anyone watching ucla vs wash state???

big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link

this is what usc utah looked like it could be

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:25 (four years ago) link

Oh shit

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:25 (four years ago) link

ucla scored 50 2nd half points for the comeback win

big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:28 (four years ago) link

insane

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:35 (four years ago) link

: O

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:56 (four years ago) link

End of the Ole Miss/Cal was sufficiently wacky if you did not see it on TV. Ole' Miss made this amazing catch to have a shot to win it and then ran the ball with no timeouts and Andy Reid can tell you how that turned out. Had a shot.

earlnash, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 01:03 (four years ago) link

army is 3-1 (and pretty damn close to 4-0)

they are 8-for-22 for 194 yards with two touchdowns, one pick and five sacks when trying to throw the ball. in four games

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

sufjan and voodoo fite

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link

we are cursed in ann arbor

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

and ian book is bad now

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

good opportunity for a tears in rain monologue from brian kelly.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:15 (four years ago) link

golden gophers still undefeated. how nice for them.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link

I'm pinching myself

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link

yikes ND

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link

Lyn Bowden Jr. has been really amazing playing QB moving from WR for UK. Losing their starting QB in game 3 and then their backup a game and a half later, pretty much led them to doing their wildcat package as the offense. It has worked pretty well and Bowden has been playing out of his mind.

I'm sure some NFL scouts are going to look at these tapes and figure Bowden could be a nice weapon for some of these NFL matchup passing games.

IU is now 6-2 and bowl eligible this early in the season for the first time in probably a couple decades with their first win ever against Nebraska. It would be pretty hilarious for Harbaugh to get some reprise by beating ND to only turn around and lose to Indiana.

earlnash, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link

would be sweeter than the red sauce on a Greek's pizza

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 05:35 (four years ago) link

i want to forget college football exists now, but the damn ALGORITHMS won't allow it.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 October 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

Your team's authentic replica jerseys, logo-encrusted memorabilia & tchotchkes suitable for giving as gifts, all for sale. Best prices! Everything must go!

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 28 October 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

Holy shit that Minnesota win was good tv

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

Go Golden Gophers!

Brad C., Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

minn over penn was a very happy win

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 November 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

We have a good team this year and will be even better next year. But I don't see the Clones beating ND.

I can't wait to watch Saban run up the score on Ole Miss next year. He hates Kiffin as much as I hate ND.

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 23:20 (four years ago) link

army and navy, combined passing in the first half: 2-for-2, 11 yards

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 December 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

From its inception to 2017, the game was sponsored by the Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen restaurant franchise and officially known as the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl.[8] After Restaurant Brands International acquired Popeyes in 2017, they declined to renew sponsorship. Elk Grove Village, Illinois — "home to the largest industrial park in the United States" — picked up the sponsorship in 2018, renaming the bowl as the Makers Wanted Bahamas Bowl.[9]

mookieproof, Friday, 20 December 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

mercy rule in a national semifinal

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

^^

johnny crunch, Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link

lawrence is getting brutalized

johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 December 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link

Clemson O-line is not winning consistently, but the OSU O-line has had consistent success.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 December 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link

football move indicator that lights up when football moves are happening

Cojones in Motor Oil (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:07 (four years ago) link

These two teams are pretty even. OSU has better athletes on defense.

Oklahoma could not beat Auburn, they looked slow as usual on defense by comparison to LSU.

earlnash, Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:09 (four years ago) link

I think that targeting penalty is a bit extreme. I could see that being the result on a second play by same player or maybe a total across a season, but it does seem a bit like 'get out of jail free' card in football and seems to make impact in a bunch of games.

earlnash, Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link

headhunting used to be an integral part of the game, but permanent brain damage has long been an integral part of the game, too, so... which is more important in the long run: affecting game outcomes, or reducing the prevalence of traumatic brain injury?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:17 (four years ago) link

good game, impressed by clem to come back

johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:05 (four years ago) link

nothing quite like MAC and Sunbelt also-rans doing battle in the mobile alabama/GMAC/go daddy/dollar general/lendingtree bowl on a random monday night in january

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 03:21 (four years ago) link

It was dumb of the NCAA to schedule the championship game so late, right after divisional weekend, the most exciting weekend of NFL football

525,600 gecs (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 04:08 (four years ago) link

Joe Brady in the box with a headset, looks like he should be a dude in a madden tournament

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

I'm picking the Tigers to win.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link

this whole game is one big zaxby's commercial

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link

with a fanboat drive-thru

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link

this game, if late, is still very good

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:34 (four years ago) link

James Skalski could be called for targeting while standing still

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:12 (four years ago) link

this LSU team is one we're gonna remember forever.

jamarr chase is just a sophomore, jeez. my chief rooting interest is for him to get to 300 yds.

culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:28 (four years ago) link

head ref has david byrne vibes

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:45 (four years ago) link

like this is his first game, and he'll go home to journal about how profoundly strange american football is

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:47 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

enjoying this new trend of 'sure, our coach is a racist abuser, but look at all the money we saved by making him take a paycut'

mookieproof, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

"I don't think we can take this away from our players, take this away from our state and our country," Orgeron said. "We need football. Football is the lifeblood of our country."

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

It's definitely the life blood of his bank account.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

https://www.si.com/college/bostoncollege/football/betting-odds-on-college-football-return

His bank account is going to take a hit, I assume.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

washington state is apparently cutting players who signed *or retweeted* the pac-12 players list of demands. amazing

Am told multiple other #WSU players who shared the "#WeAreUnited" graphics have been released from the team, as well. https://t.co/OA0Hg3aroo

— Theo Lawson (@TheoLawson_SR) August 2, 2020

mookieproof, Sunday, 2 August 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

Among complaints from Colorado State athletes staffers: Coaches have told players not to report COVID-19 symptoms, threatened players with reduced playing time if they quarantine and claim CSU is altering contact tracing reports to keep players practicing https://t.co/OMjaq7GFsK

— Kevin Lytle (@Kevin_Lytle) August 4, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link


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