PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

what’s wrong with being sect-y

seems obvious that was left for you mark

you’re only the second biggest fan of Mr Blobby itt though tbf

cool like fonzies

knew that bald prick would be a Tarantino fan

no baldshaming itt pls

I'm a seethrough myself and sometimes forget it hurts some other peoples feelings, couldn't gaf myself tbh!

Do people really, really think this is how the Royal ascent (sic) thing works? I knew this whole universal suffrage malarky would bite us in the arse eventually.

Cummings is ten steps ahead of them I reckon . Boris only needs to explain to her Majesty that parliament has gone rogue and is trying to betray the democracy of the people and will not even allow an election to validate their position She won’t give the surrender bill ascent.

— Dave (@DavidDlambie1) September 6, 2019

I have literally never heard this term before and !!!

Amusingly twitter search auto censors his name, it tells me that there have been 700 tweets about “Dominic commings” in the last hour though

I mean she doesn't even ACTUALLY give her assent. She's not sitting in Buck house waiting for a piece of paper. I know I shouldn't be because as as been discussed elsewhere here, the teaching of "civics" is patchy at best in the UK, but I am shocked anyone thinks the Queen is actually physically involved in any of this.

I’ve renamed him Quentin Taranchemo because JUST LOOK AT HIM.

no cancershaming itt pls

xp Ah, I see the Express has a headline "No deal Brexit bill PASSED: Only Queen can save no deal now -Could she block royal assent?" and although the article makes it clear she can't I suppose this is enough to give succour to some of Her Maj's intellectually challenged constituents.

I love the smell of royal ass scent in the morning

Incidentally, is this really a Cummings twitter a/c?

A useful tactic in life. pic.twitter.com/7ApySLZRVp

— Odyssean Project (@OdysseanProject) September 4, 2019

xp

BG, you may not know I turned up for my first day of school in a wig because chemotherapy and radiation zapped my hair off as part of very aggressive treatment for childhood cancer. I also get huge survivor’s guilt when friends and loved ones aren’t so lucky. Now that you do, maybe my gallows humour has an appreciable context.

sometimes we need awkward gallows humour - and different rules should apply to the powerful elites that don't care if we live or die by their policies. Although there was a poor young lad at my school with alopecia who used to get called Leukaemia Skywalker - that was shit.

The hounding of Boris Johnson is ugly, ugly stuff. He could eat a sandwich and Remainers would probably find a picture of Mussolini eating a sandwich to make a comparison. Many voters can see through this slippery behaviour and will vote for him as payback come election

— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) September 6, 2019

Shame on you all!

i think they don't like it up em?

🤮 Want some sanex @jeremycorbyn? pic.twitter.com/ZhlbDCnYVN

— Andrew Fisher (@FisherAndrew79) September 6, 2019

Stupid woman.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/06/sun-front-page-antisemitic-save-our-bacon-ed-miliband

[cummings enters his mind palace. it is stressful. sun tzu, bismarck & machiavelli quotes flash by. a game theory matrix mapping out his possible choices hurtles towards him. von neumann! schelling! kahn! silence. he’s reached his conclusion]

“gonna call corbyn a chicken”

— Joe (@steamedhamms) September 6, 2019

brexit,,,,,,,,,, thank is

Wetherspoons cuts average price of pint by 20p today – you can thank Brexithttps://t.co/PnbWeq5Tsk pic.twitter.com/iERaGIezdB

— Daily Express (@Daily_Express) September 6, 2019

can't wait for spoonies to go out of business thanks to tim martin's determination to make brexit seem profitable

the cunt looks like Thatcher with the hair of Gerry Francis from that politicians with football managers hair account

why doesn't the cunt pay his staff a proper living wage instead?

no footballmanagerhairshaming itt pls

Tom D she has some answers for ya:

One example... Anyway, it's kind of missing the point of my post. People made fun of Ed Miliband eating the sandwich for purely aesthetic reasons. With BoJo anything he does - sneeze, eat, breathe - must be compared to fascism

— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) September 6, 2019

NEW: @YouGov poll of voters in the Conservatives’ 13 Scottish seats, for @peoplesvote_uk, shows Westminster voting intention: SNP 42%, Tory 30%, Lib 12% , Lab 7%, Brex 5%. All 13 Tory MPs in Scotland would lose seats under uniform swing pic.twitter.com/qJjxrjcfu0

— Chris Musson (@ChrisMusson) September 6, 2019

xp she’s a young JH-B. I read on her tl that she lives in Islington South so her voting Tory is meaningless

xp
sounds about right now Ruthie has taken up night swimming and with this shrunken cowardly lump in Westminster

People made fun of Ed Miliband eating the sandwich for purely aesthetic anti-Semitic reasons

... fixed that one for her.

thought the lab 7% was baaaaaad but then realised that's in the 13 tory seats...

if poor Ed would have rolled his sleeves up and not awkwardly eaten that sandwhich been a jewish politician, the gutter press would have found another dog whistle angle to fuck him over with.

AHHH xpost

job is still fucked for Scottish Labour, but perhaps not quite that much!

it's believable

I think that Tory wipeout in Scotland looks odds on and I dearly hope Swinson loses her seat again.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 29% (-2)
LAB: 24% (-)
LDEM: 18% (-3)
BREX: 17% (+3)
GRN: 3% (-)

via @Survation, fw TBC
Chgs. w/ Aug

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) September 6, 2019

more bad news for boris

idk what's going on with the BP polling: I still don't quite trust this right wing junta, I'll stick with Farage for now.

Needs a real man (fag smoking, pint drinking) to come and sort things out. Also BoJo looked like a prat before and has now proven himself to be an incompetent prat.

I know you all hate Marina Hyde, but this was good:

Having very belatedly taken the stage, Johnson proceeded to die on his arse in front of rows of police officers. Does this technically count as a death in custody? Certainly, it bore all the hallmarks of such an event, of which there have been 1,718 since 1990, with not a single conviction for murder or manslaughter. Which is to say: it was brutal and disturbing, it happened right in front of multiple police pretending not to notice, and the victim was officially concluded to have done it to himself. (Thank you in advance to the Police Federation for their forthcoming letters on this paragraph. I’ll make time to to read them when I retire at 50 after three years on the sick.)

That is truly incredible writing. I think MH is vital.

could not be further from hating her, fwiw.

She is terrible

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/06/boris-johnson-short-of-options-as-rebels-vow-to-secure-brexit-delay

Really missed a trick not putting some humiliating punishment clauses in the bill. I’d go for he John Lillburne option but I’m sure we could have had others.

MH is not that talked about here, unlike Stephen Bush, to give an example.

It’s just op-ed as entertainment. she’s not i don’t think she’s exactly terrible. she’s able to turn out striking phrases on the regular, but exists in a cycle where terrible commentators misunderstand the churn of politics during the week and the MH applies her Striking Phrases at the weekend, without actually illuminating anything about the process of, you know, politics, and everyone goes “ahhh, Marina does it again.”

no interest in the cycle or how she writes about it.

yas clap emoji kween

baroness Hyde is annoyingly smug and as landed gentry she's typically uncomfortable with the idea of a centre-left Labour gov, and all the worst people gush about everything she writes in a such a hyperbolic way "she's done it again" "paroxysms of pant shitting laughter". I probably don't give her a fair hearing but tankie brain worms or something, tbh I think she's a total arsehole.

She's OK when she attacks the political Right.

She's bad because she hates the political Left.