PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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gyac - 👍

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 September 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

Silby yeah that's a big chunk of it, but also May was trying - badly, but still - to get a deal voted thru, and Johnson is not.

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

TM was also having to turn a blind eye to rebels because of the numbers whereas BJ just deselected them all and is getting lots of grief from the One Nation type, esp those who’ve ignored their former principles to serve in his cabinet.

gyac, Friday, 6 September 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

is that One Nation or Onanate Nation that Mr jerk at work represents? There really hasn't been One Nation Tories since the early 70's - they just try and keep it more polite whilst they murder the disabled and further impoverish the working poor.

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

Otm but it’s how they define themselves against the lilico and headbanger types

gyac, Friday, 6 September 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

so... is his only play (short of resignation) to bring back may’s deal and force people to vote for it at threat of no deal ? some suggestion he can’t go for no deal now because he would be pursued in the courts - but... would that not take time ?

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Friday, 6 September 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

https://www.redpepper.org.uk/the-crisis-of-conservatism/

I enjoyed this bit about the demise of toryism and James butler is one of the more readable pundits despite the overly present i-went-to-oxford-isms (I don't know if he really went to Oxford, but it's a style of writing)

plax (ico), Friday, 6 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

The weird “girly swot” jibe reminds me of this:


The relationship with Cameron today is said by friends of the mayor to be in “really good” shape in spite of the public sniping and clear rivalry between the two. Johnson, three years senior to Cameron, still harks back to their days at Eton when he was elected to Pop, the school prefects, whose members are elected by incumbent prefects in the year above, and Cameron was not. At a recent Pop reunion, Johnson entered the room with his hand on brow as if searching for the prime minister and calling: “Where’s Dave?”

gyac, Friday, 6 September 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

Butler and Seymour seem to be reconditely duking it out there over who will be the apprentice Perry Anderson :0

Stevie T, Friday, 6 September 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

Xp What a feckin eejit. One of the born to rule corollaries that the great unwashed of this country never seem to consider is how these twits are all essentially children for whom this is all a consequence-free game. These are the most irresponsible, feckless know nothings imaginable. They know nothing about the world they presume to govern. They know little of the cause and effect principle that children learn in the cot because nothing they do is, for them, irrevocable. Is this generation currently strutting the boards worse than ever on this front? (A quick glance at Churchill say suggests not) the ever more present cameras reveal a class of people who are supremely juvenile. I hate knowing about their silly little childish games. For most of us those are just the things we have to just get over, it sickens me that their little mirror-stage egos and playground dramas are structuring the very real political and social realities we have to fucking live in.

plax (ico), Friday, 6 September 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

the one redeeming thing about may being that she was never part of that and did seem to act as though her role actually meant something other than just the opportunity to lord it over everyone else

Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Friday, 6 September 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

The big David runciman piece on her from the lrb a couple of years ago got her very right I think. Her pettiness distinguishes itself from bullingdon self-regard but in some respects is an extension on it (CF her delight in firing Osborne)

plax (ico), Friday, 6 September 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

I think it's the thing I've read that best saw her

plax (ico), Friday, 6 September 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

It's all under control

New: Tonight’s No. 10 meeting: Dominic Cummings told government aides they needed to be ‘cool like fonzies’ - he said that that ‘this is only the beginning’ and the strategy was to wait for others to melt while No10 rachet it up.

— Katy Balls (@katyballs) September 6, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 September 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link

Cummings does know where the whole 'jumping the shark,' turn of phrase comes from, yes?

— Philip Murray (@SPP_PMurray) September 6, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 September 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

Nigel Evans voice is murder, no offence to any Welsh ILX but ffs what a detestable accent.

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

breaking: pm boris johnson tells jeremy corbyn to ‘sit on it’

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

‘cool like fonzies’

thread delivers

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 September 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

i leave ilx alone for one (1) evening and no one responds to chairman alph's "corbyn in a blobby suit" PROPOSAL by screaming CROBBY CROBBY CROBBY

mark s, Friday, 6 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

blobbyn, shurely

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

why oh why is the left so sectarian

mark s, Friday, 6 September 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

what’s wrong with being sect-y

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

seems obvious that was left for you mark

you’re only the second biggest fan of Mr Blobby itt though tbf

gyac, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

cool like fonzies

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Friday, 6 September 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

knew that bald prick would be a Tarantino fan

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

no baldshaming itt pls

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 September 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

I'm a seethrough myself and sometimes forget it hurts some other peoples feelings, couldn't gaf myself tbh!

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

Do people really, really think this is how the Royal ascent (sic) thing works? I knew this whole universal suffrage malarky would bite us in the arse eventually.

Cummings is ten steps ahead of them I reckon . Boris only needs to explain to her Majesty that parliament has gone rogue and is trying to betray the democracy of the people and will not even allow an election to validate their position She won’t give the surrender bill ascent.

— Dave (@DavidDlambie1) September 6, 2019

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

I have literally never heard this term before and !!!

Amusingly twitter search auto censors his name, it tells me that there have been 700 tweets about “Dominic commings” in the last hour though

gyac, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

I mean she doesn't even ACTUALLY give her assent. She's not sitting in Buck house waiting for a piece of paper. I know I shouldn't be because as as been discussed elsewhere here, the teaching of "civics" is patchy at best in the UK, but I am shocked anyone thinks the Queen is actually physically involved in any of this.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link

I’ve renamed him Quentin Taranchemo because JUST LOOK AT HIM.

coup de twat (suzy), Friday, 6 September 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

no cancershaming itt pls

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 September 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

xp Ah, I see the Express has a headline "No deal Brexit bill PASSED: Only Queen can save no deal now -Could she block royal assent?" and although the article makes it clear she can't I suppose this is enough to give succour to some of Her Maj's intellectually challenged constituents.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

I love the smell of royal ass scent in the morning

Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Friday, 6 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

Incidentally, is this really a Cummings twitter a/c?

A useful tactic in life. pic.twitter.com/7ApySLZRVp

— Odyssean Project (@OdysseanProject) September 4, 2019

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

xp

BG, you may not know I turned up for my first day of school in a wig because chemotherapy and radiation zapped my hair off as part of very aggressive treatment for childhood cancer. I also get huge survivor’s guilt when friends and loved ones aren’t so lucky. Now that you do, maybe my gallows humour has an appreciable context.

coup de twat (suzy), Friday, 6 September 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link

sometimes we need awkward gallows humour - and different rules should apply to the powerful elites that don't care if we live or die by their policies. Although there was a poor young lad at my school with alopecia who used to get called Leukaemia Skywalker - that was shit.

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

The hounding of Boris Johnson is ugly, ugly stuff. He could eat a sandwich and Remainers would probably find a picture of Mussolini eating a sandwich to make a comparison. Many voters can see through this slippery behaviour and will vote for him as payback come election

— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) September 6, 2019

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 September 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

Shame on you all!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 September 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

i think they don't like it up em?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 September 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

🤮 Want some sanex @jeremycorbyn? pic.twitter.com/ZhlbDCnYVN

— Andrew Fisher (@FisherAndrew79) September 6, 2019

gyac, Friday, 6 September 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

[cummings enters his mind palace. it is stressful. sun tzu, bismarck & machiavelli quotes flash by. a game theory matrix mapping out his possible choices hurtles towards him. von neumann! schelling! kahn! silence. he’s reached his conclusion]

“gonna call corbyn a chicken”

— Joe (@steamedhamms) September 6, 2019

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

brexit,,,,,,,,,, thank is

Wetherspoons cuts average price of pint by 20p today – you can thank Brexithttps://t.co/PnbWeq5Tsk pic.twitter.com/iERaGIezdB

— Daily Express (@Daily_Express) September 6, 2019

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Friday, 6 September 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link

can't wait for spoonies to go out of business thanks to tim martin's determination to make brexit seem profitable

imago, Friday, 6 September 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

the cunt looks like Thatcher with the hair of Gerry Francis from that politicians with football managers hair account

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

why doesn't the cunt pay his staff a proper living wage instead?

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

no footballmanagerhairshaming itt pls

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 September 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

Tom D she has some answers for ya:

One example... Anyway, it's kind of missing the point of my post. People made fun of Ed Miliband eating the sandwich for purely aesthetic reasons. With BoJo anything he does - sneeze, eat, breathe - must be compared to fascism

— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) September 6, 2019

xyzzzz__, Friday, 6 September 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

NEW: @YouGov poll of voters in the Conservatives’ 13 Scottish seats, for @peoplesvote_uk, shows Westminster voting intention: SNP 42%, Tory 30%, Lib 12% , Lab 7%, Brex 5%. All 13 Tory MPs in Scotland would lose seats under uniform swing pic.twitter.com/qJjxrjcfu0

— Chris Musson (@ChrisMusson) September 6, 2019

Funky Isolations (jed_), Friday, 6 September 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link


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