Ted Williams

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The list of Psycho Rich moments is as lengthy as it is vulgar. Like the time he flung a container of Hi-Chew candies across the bench during the 2018 playoffs. Or the time he unleashed a string of invective against the Mets so profound that teammates fled from the dugout to the clubhouse so he couldn’t hear them laughing. Or all those bullpen sessions at spring training at Camelback Ranch, when his swearing colors the morning blue.

Or the time when Diamondbacks reliever Archie Bradley pitched inside when Hill was trying to bunt. Hill put the pitch in play, and then did something Roberts had never seen before: He hollered at Bradley as he sprinted down the line, “Throw the fucking ball over the plate!”

Or the time the combination of on-field microphones and a nearly empty Tropicana Field picked up Hill’s reaction to a bunt hit against the shift. “Fuck!” he screamed. “Fuck! Fuck! Goddamnit!” Fellow pitcher Ross Stripling noted that Hill did not react when the next batter grounded into an out because of the shift. “We still wear him out for that one,” Stripling said.

Or the time he chucked his batting helmet and clipped veteran first baseman David Freese. The accident snapped Hill out of his frenzy.

“Oh, I’m so sorry, David!” Hill said.

“No, I love it,” Freese assured him.

His teammates understood the totality of his devotion. This was a man, after all, who urinated on his hand in an attempt to repair a nettlesome blister. “Whatever it takes,” Hill said.

Off the mound, his instincts otherwise lean toward benevolence. During the 2017 postseason, he fashioned a sign that read “Make Some Noise” and held it aloft from the dugout. A few weeks later in the World Series, he was so repulsed by Houston first baseman Yuli Gurriel’s racially-charged gestures toward Yu Darvish that he twice stepped off the mound at Dodger Stadium so fans could jeer Gurriel.

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfljwYtSvPI

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 6 September 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link

Leo Durocher, describing Willie Mays' first home run (off Warren Spahn): "I never saw a fucking ball get out of a fucking ball park so fucking fast in my fucking life."

(From The Echoing Green.)

clemenza, Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

(This has gone from the Ted Williams thread to the When Ballplayers Say 'Fuck' thread. Thanks, Lana Del Rey.)

clemenza, Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11FeswP3wo

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 04:34 (one year ago) link

Doesn't say "fuck" even once.

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 04:37 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

https://i.postimg.cc/vZPHvr3P/ted.jpg

I'm Ted Fucking Williams of the U.S. Fucking Marine Corps.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 20:25 (three months ago) link

What a photo!

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 20:26 (three months ago) link

He's definitely got a "You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" vibe going on there.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 20:32 (three months ago) link

Thinking about the way Tony Soprano would always use Gary Cooper as his role model for the way men are supposed to act (as opposed to the weaknesses he detected today), Cooper really doesn't seem very Tony Soprano-like; it would have been a better fit for him to use Williams. (Not to suggest that Williams was a murdering sociopath.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 20:39 (three months ago) link

The only things he murdered were baseballs

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 20:48 (three months ago) link

And maybe some Korean soldiers

H.P, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 22:56 (three months ago) link

he looks so much like Owen Wilson to me

brimstead, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 23:33 (three months ago) link

slouch and crooked cap are disrespectful to the game flag

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 January 2024 01:27 (three months ago) link

Ok madison

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 4 January 2024 01:34 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Signage by Red Sox batting cages at JetBlue Park. pic.twitter.com/ioFlMEJLu5

— Alex Speier (@alexspeier) February 14, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:07 (two months ago) link


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