PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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Maybe Dominic Cummings is getting cold, cold revenge for BJ stalking his wife in and out of the workplace all those years ago.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

the intense cumming of evil

Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

Oof

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

do not want

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

“Please leave my town.”
“I will, very soon.” pic.twitter.com/3gqW2SwqMi

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) September 5, 2019

gyac, Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

it’s been quite a day for our prime minister, all told

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

Anyone watching this super cringe?! He's doing that "joke" again (who opened up abt this, about him at some donor night) by deliberately messing up a punch line.

It was Jeremy Vine

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

LOL @ people worrying over Bozzer's mental health on Channel 4 News after less than one day of his 'election campaign'.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

this is just like an episode of In The Thick of It.

— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) November 8, 2017

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 5 September 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

I’m in stitches imagining the shadow cabinet doing this:

Interviewing Lloyd Russell-Moyle today, he said BJ frequently gets distracted while making a speech and just stares vacantly around. Opposition now actively trying to distract him by making weird noises.

— (((Zoe Williams))) (@zoesqwilliams) September 5, 2019

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

Just woke up and the very first thing I heard was JRM’s Wakefield comment on the radio. He is the lowest of the fucking low evil motherfucker.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 5 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

how is it that every single voter quoted in this article seems like a goddamned moron, albeit each in their own unique way?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/05/wakefields-weary-voters-boris-johnson-never-speaks-to-normal-folk

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

Plenty of decent people in Wakefield but afternoon vox pops always get people who are not at work etc.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

*sucks in breath*

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

Dr David Nicholl said in response to JRM "I am not bothered about Jacob Rees-Mogg. I’m not going to take a single word of health lessons from a muppet like him."

Funky Isolations (jed_), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

always get people who are not at work etc

shouldn't the article be filled with quotes from the proverbial "lazy" Slovakians, Romanians etc. then

(joeks bruv)

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link

^^^^the news content we need, thanks Ed!

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

Explain, Ed?

gyac, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

The NHK (BBC equivalent) 9pm news’s take on Brexit. Earlier they explained today’s fatal train crash near Yokohama using an N-Scale model train and a cardboard truck.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

The whole programme is here. Brexit segment from about 24 minutes in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWILfy1qGMw

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

Especially at Soames' humiliation. Cummings ain't all bad, giving some of these cunts a kicking.


Props for Cummings from you? Really?

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

It was Jeremy Vine

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, September 5, 2019 9:49 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

So it was, ta!

I feel sorry for the fainting copper, I really do, but it can only be karma doing these things (I felt sorry for May's falling letter too). I marveled at how utterly broken and 'off' BJ was at the press co. It's like just after his mouth started to blurt out nonsense, he woke up and realised that no, this is not a nightmare, he really is awake and he really is clueless and embarrassing himself.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

Oh boohoo, Kwasi Kwarteng whimpering about personal attacks on Boris Johnson on Question Time, fucking unbelievable. Also, why am I watching this shite?

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

idk obviously you should be listening to the back half of Children of the World

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

fiona bruce doesn't know what labour's position is

the host of britain's foremost political programme, ladies & gentlemen

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

iunno because I don't get paid 300k+ to understand this stuff but I think if I did I'd maybe make an attempt to understand broadly what their position is

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link

More convinced than ever that the Tories and the Brexit Party are planning some sort of electoral pact.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

fiona bruce fuck off challenge

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

how much of a cretin do you have to be to make ian blackford seem sympathetic

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link

Did Boris Johnson go to Wakefield just to mess with the SEO for Jacob Rees Mogg's Andrew Wakefield comparison?

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

the 'you're frit' line just doesn't work when the SNP are polling at 80+%

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

Yeah this is bad. (surprised they're programming Newsnight and QT at the same time)

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

They don't know or care about anything outside of England, you must know that.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

(xp)

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

Kwarteng, LibDEms, Fiona Bruce, dumb fucking audience members - send them all into fucking space.

calzino, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

andrea jenkins falling apart on Newsnight was a treat tho

stet, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

suzanne evans hasn't been on for a bit, funny that

stet, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

Did Boris Johnson go to Wakefield just to mess with the SEO for Jacob Rees Mogg's Andrew Wakefield comparison?


maybe Cummings really is a genius after all

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

it just takes five minutes of this shit to kneel down and thank the lord i don't believe in that we don't have a program like QT on. though i suspect we'll have our own dire version of it. vox-popping the ratings up.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

the new newsnight NN logo is so clearly fascistic that you have to wonder why it wasn't flagged up. Maybe it was intentional.

Funky Isolations (jed_), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

fascistic still better than a hammer and sickle amirite

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

We know the production teams on NN and QT are fond of fascists, so why not have a logo to match?

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:10 (four years ago) link

howtf is this in london - QT audience commissioner has performed a worldy here. found every leaver in london

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link

Bussed them in from every provincial shithole in England.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

fiona bruce just freely interrupting audience members now is it

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link

m8 m8 m8 m8

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link

Insisting she’s confused about Labour policy is just mind-numbingly disingenuous.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

trolling?

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link


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