so... did he just ad lib a speech today because the speech he’d prepared was day1electionspeech.docx ?
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
Ad libbing is what he does best, haven't you heard?
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
can i just say i watched fatty soames’ commons speech (hoping for a bit more incontinent emotion) and basically fuck off soames^ realised i still had this in my drafts. on the speech. imo johnson is genuinely of the view that he can improvise anything and people will find it charming and he doesn’t need a script. because he is indulged and pampered and always has been no one normal has told him it’s excruciatingly embarrassing even as performance, let alone as something intended for serious consumption rather than a warm-up act or after dinner drunk pabulum.
― Fizzles, Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link
not sure what the rogue always is doing there but tom d otm.
― Fizzles, Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link
Boris is getting covered like he’s Corbyn
― gyac, Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
he's that good at ad libbing his top spad/dark genius of spin can send him out anywhere ill prepared - 8d chess!
― calzino, Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
Maybe Dominic Cummings is getting cold, cold revenge for BJ stalking his wife in and out of the workplace all those years ago.
― coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
the intense cumming of evil
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link
Oof
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
do not want
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
“Please leave my town.”“I will, very soon.” pic.twitter.com/3gqW2SwqMi— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) September 5, 2019
― gyac, Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
it’s been quite a day for our prime minister, all told
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
Anyone watching this super cringe?! He's doing that "joke" again (who opened up abt this, about him at some donor night) by deliberately messing up a punch line.
It was Jeremy Vine
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
LOL @ people worrying over Bozzer's mental health on Channel 4 News after less than one day of his 'election campaign'.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
this is just like an episode of In The Thick of It.— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) November 8, 2017
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 5 September 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link
I’m in stitches imagining the shadow cabinet doing this:
Interviewing Lloyd Russell-Moyle today, he said BJ frequently gets distracted while making a speech and just stares vacantly around. Opposition now actively trying to distract him by making weird noises.— (((Zoe Williams))) (@zoesqwilliams) September 5, 2019
― coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
Just woke up and the very first thing I heard was JRM’s Wakefield comment on the radio. He is the lowest of the fucking low evil motherfucker.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 5 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
how is it that every single voter quoted in this article seems like a goddamned moron, albeit each in their own unique way?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/05/wakefields-weary-voters-boris-johnson-never-speaks-to-normal-folk
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link
Plenty of decent people in Wakefield but afternoon vox pops always get people who are not at work etc.
― coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link
*sucks in breath*
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link
Dr David Nicholl said in response to JRM "I am not bothered about Jacob Rees-Mogg. I’m not going to take a single word of health lessons from a muppet like him."
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link
always get people who are not at work etc
shouldn't the article be filled with quotes from the proverbial "lazy" Slovakians, Romanians etc. then
(joeks bruv)
xp
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
https://www.dropbox.com/s/mex5w90d32ho94a/IMG_4191.JPG?raw=1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9sbu0p1r2ixam67/IMG_4190.JPG?raw=1
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
^^^^the news content we need, thanks Ed!
― coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
Explain, Ed?
― gyac, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
The NHK (BBC equivalent) 9pm news’s take on Brexit. Earlier they explained today’s fatal train crash near Yokohama using an N-Scale model train and a cardboard truck.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
The whole programme is here. Brexit segment from about 24 minutes in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWILfy1qGMw
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link
Especially at Soames' humiliation. Cummings ain't all bad, giving some of these cunts a kicking.
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, September 5, 2019 9:49 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
So it was, ta!
I feel sorry for the fainting copper, I really do, but it can only be karma doing these things (I felt sorry for May's falling letter too). I marveled at how utterly broken and 'off' BJ was at the press co. It's like just after his mouth started to blurt out nonsense, he woke up and realised that no, this is not a nightmare, he really is awake and he really is clueless and embarrassing himself.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link
Oh boohoo, Kwasi Kwarteng whimpering about personal attacks on Boris Johnson on Question Time, fucking unbelievable. Also, why am I watching this shite?
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link
idk obviously you should be listening to the back half of Children of the World
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link
fiona bruce doesn't know what labour's position is
the host of britain's foremost political programme, ladies & gentlemen
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link
iunno because I don't get paid 300k+ to understand this stuff but I think if I did I'd maybe make an attempt to understand broadly what their position is
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
More convinced than ever that the Tories and the Brexit Party are planning some sort of electoral pact.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
fiona bruce fuck off challenge
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link
how much of a cretin do you have to be to make ian blackford seem sympathetic
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
Did Boris Johnson go to Wakefield just to mess with the SEO for Jacob Rees Mogg's Andrew Wakefield comparison?
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link
the 'you're frit' line just doesn't work when the SNP are polling at 80+%
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link
Yeah this is bad. (surprised they're programming Newsnight and QT at the same time)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link
They don't know or care about anything outside of England, you must know that.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link
(xp)
Kwarteng, LibDEms, Fiona Bruce, dumb fucking audience members - send them all into fucking space.
― calzino, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link
andrea jenkins falling apart on Newsnight was a treat tho
― stet, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link
suzanne evans hasn't been on for a bit, funny that
― stet, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
it just takes five minutes of this shit to kneel down and thank the lord i don't believe in that we don't have a program like QT on. though i suspect we'll have our own dire version of it. vox-popping the ratings up.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link
the new newsnight NN logo is so clearly fascistic that you have to wonder why it wasn't flagged up. Maybe it was intentional.
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link
fascistic still better than a hammer and sickle amirite
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
We know the production teams on NN and QT are fond of fascists, so why not have a logo to match?
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:10 (four years ago) link
howtf is this in london - QT audience commissioner has performed a worldy here. found every leaver in london
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Thursday, 5 September 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link