Stonewall the QUEER SUMMER 2019

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if anything the straights get their jollies these days by flirting with diffident us.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 September 2019 01:50 (one month ago) link

Diffident, firm, yielding us.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 02:01 (one month ago) link

thank God I can never tell when someone's flirting

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2019 05:38 (one month ago) link

i'm debating whether or not to befriend more straight men
sometimes i like them
i dunno

surm, Thursday, 5 September 2019 15:33 (one month ago) link

happy almost fall!!!!!
I'm quite enjoying having a bachelor pad I mean, I can basically do whatever I want whenever I want it
IT'S NOT BAD

surm, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 06:51 (one month ago) link

This dude I dated for a few months before we decided to be friends instead, I love him so so much
Today I spoke to him on the phone, he was expressing some body image issues
And I told him that, in fact, he was so beautiful that it felt cruel
He liked that!

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 02:29 (one month ago) link

aw that is so sweet
i think i would really like to hear that if i were in his shoes

surm, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:03 (one month ago) link

congrats on your move surm

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:50 (one month ago) link

thank you!!! you know, i actually kept the apartment so while it wasn't a move, it really feels like a brand new home with just me there. i have to do a lot of redecorating soon....

surm, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 21:25 (one month ago) link

The new Azealia Banks mixtape has gotten a lot of weird ire online but I just listened to it twice through and it fucking rules

I don't know where else to put that statement

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 13 September 2019 04:52 (one month ago) link

<3
i can't stop listening to Kelly by Kelly Rowland
like over and over

surm, Friday, 13 September 2019 14:35 (one month ago) link

packed house at Lincoln Center last night to see Lily Tomlin & Jane Wagner

lots of women, gayz, couples

a line I'd forgotten from The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe is "What's the point of being a hedonist if you're not having a good time?"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2019 15:21 (one month ago) link

Oh yeah a friend of mine was at that thing and posted about it on Facebook
My bf saw the update and said "I do not understand a single word of this Facebook post"

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 13 September 2019 15:25 (one month ago) link

There were superfans rushing the stage for selfies with Lily at the end. What the hell is wrong with people?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2019 15:27 (one month ago) link

tbh i have a limited number of people i would want selfies with but lily tomlin is one of them

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 13 September 2019 16:27 (one month ago) link

i might too, but not in the middle of a scrum.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2019 16:44 (one month ago) link

no, agreed; that's always a bad look up to and including the most famous of people

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 13 September 2019 18:20 (one month ago) link

I have a photo of myself with Lily but it wasn’t a selfie and I hadn’t planned on asking for it - on the rare occasions I meet Very Famous People I don’t usually ask for photos. But she was very nice about it.

donna rouge, Friday, 13 September 2019 22:23 (one month ago) link

so liiiiike
i'm getting together with a guy tonight who's super into this dom sub stuff
like i think he wants me to slap him around which don't get me wrong, i'm totally into
but it's been a hot minute sooo i just hope i haven't lost my touch
also i have a 4th date with a reallllly nice and handsome guy on Friday. he used to be a runway model so i have no idea what he's doing with me but I'LL TAKE IT

surm, Monday, 16 September 2019 20:07 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOMvs_1UFCk

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:14 (one month ago) link

:P :D :D

surm, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:52 (one month ago) link

I
Just
Took advantage of the "open" nature of my relationship for the first time in a year-and-a-half. It was a total surprise! A friend came over for lunch, he lingered, it was clear he was interested, I offered, he pretended to act surprised, etc.

I wasn't especially attracted to the guy? But I like him a lot personally? But it was weirdly, still, the best O I've had in a long, long time. It was really hot and the dude was clearly very happy about it too.

But then, of course, after he left, I became Lady Macbeth, scrubbing the condom smell from my hands, laundering literally everything in the house, showering shaving making dinner basically had an extended domestic explosion in response to this

I get it but I don't get it, really. Monogamous Sex That Is Just Fine is so perfect, problem free, reliable, easy, I am still so confused by this dynamic.

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 21 September 2019 23:54 (four weeks ago) link

well, that is a very domestic goddess dynamic

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:22 (four weeks ago) link

“I learned to cook this good because I was always cheating on my boyfriend”

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:08 (four weeks ago) link

yeah p much

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:16 (three weeks ago) link

it's also like a primitive thing tho
sex with strangers, in terms of evolution speaking, is not as safe as the one you know
it makes sense that after he leaves you would want to expound upon the safety and tranquility of your home

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:17 (three weeks ago) link

not that your friend is a stranger but you kwim

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:18 (three weeks ago) link

Pro-tip: if you're gonna have sex with one of your closest friends, be sure it's at least good sex and not mediocre sex like I endured Sat night/Sunday morning.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2019 16:36 (three weeks ago) link

mediocre is often good enough.

not ready to start a fall thread yet (maybe cuz it's 89 F in NYC today) but i can't think of a good title.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2019 16:39 (three weeks ago) link

fuck. so ready for 65 degrees.

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:45 (three weeks ago) link

ummm also Alfred that's a really good tip

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:45 (three weeks ago) link

xp from my own post in the "nobody goes to the theater" thread but i love this musical and wish everyone would give it a listen so:

The OST for the outrageously good and crazy wordy "A Strange Loop" came out today - described by the Liz Phair loving playwright/composer as a musical about a black, fat, queer, effeminate theater nerd searching for meaning by writing a musical about a black, fat, queer, effeminate theater nerd who writes a musical about a black, fat, queer, effeminate theater nerd searching for meaning - and it's great.

Author is Michael (r) Jackson, so he names the lead of his roman a clef "Usher" and he's an usher at a Disney show. Highly recommended!
https://open.spotify.com/album/7vlAmEdZEOVdRUsB4fgrvC?si=1MkKwKxrSPKsLgS_qkobmg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 16:56 (three weeks ago) link

"Inwood Daddy," in context, is fucking devastating

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:02 (three weeks ago) link

Ahhh hahahah that sounds so awesome!!

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:37 (three weeks ago) link

i think you'll love it fgti, kinda has your name on it; would love to see you and jackson collabo.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:43 (three weeks ago) link

so i just started getting furniture in my bach pad
feels so gooood

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:29 (one week ago) link

including the waterbed?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:45 (one week ago) link

ha that would be the day

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:49 (one week ago) link

summer is over, queers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:51 (one week ago) link

THANK GOD

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:11 (one week ago) link

Do not accept.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:37 (one week ago) link

are you saying we need a new thread morbzy?

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:42 (one week ago) link

i have a really unpopular title ready, so beat me to it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (one week ago) link

No please share.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:34 (one week ago) link

Hurry up and make the thread I have sumthin to say

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:42 (one week ago) link

Oh no, I was posting that in a Jazmine Masters voice

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:37 (one week ago) link

--- - Oop

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:38 (one week ago) link

Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:39 (one week ago) link


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