PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Woke Soubz (woke soubz) she'll stop brexit
Woke Soubz (woke soubz) always votes this way
Woke Soubz (woke soubz) wokest Tory by miles
Woke Sooouubz alwaaayys shiiine

— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) January 19, 2018

Wrong. Tonight’s motion will not succeed. It cannot be moved again until new session which begins on 14 Oct. Any election called after 14 Oct will have to take place after 31 October. Any bill to repeal or set aside FTPA can be amended and will have to get through Lords. https://t.co/X2mFvJU3df

— Nick Boles MP (@NickBoles) September 4, 2019

never seen jess phillips more visibly upset than when she's talking about the break-up of the conservative party

— steffan (@SteffanBlayney) September 4, 2019

Sweet.

guys i think bojo's fucked it

we can but hope

cool party leader the Tories have there - completely fucks his priorities and splits the party all on his first day on the job.

i'm no fan of Bernard Jenkin but if TMay/Boris's parliament doesn't go down on Wikipedia as the ZOMBIE PARLIAMENT i think we'll all be a little poorer for it

The FTPA is David Cameron and Nick Clegg’s greatest gift to comedy.

Remember when may had fucked it?

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-tVXh2edL._SL500_.jpg

you love to see it

Am hearing many Tory MPs, including majority of Boris Johnson’s Cabinet, believe expelling two former Chancellors, moderates and long serving Tories like @NSoames was huge error. “We’ve got to bring them back if we want to win the coming election” said one. Watch this space

— Lionel Barber (@lionelbarber) September 4, 2019

Clowns.

“We’ve got to bring them back if we want to win the coming election”

lol idiots damage is done - already made them look bonkers

The prime minister along with the shadow chancellor, John McDonnell, SNP Westminster leader, Ian Blackford, Jess Phillips and Dominic Grieve will be on Peston in a bit. Should be fun.

I still can't believe you have people with names like "Jacob Rees-Mogg" and "Dominic Grieve" running around the halls of government

Just catching up now and really happy at all of this.

(xp) You ain't seen nothin' yet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Drax

I was like "OK well Drax is an odd surname I guess" and then I clicked through and my jaw dropped

Especially at Soames' humiliation. Cummings ain't all bad, giving some of these cunts a kicking.

I can't follow any of this at all but it hasn't stopped my enjoyment

Richard Grosvenor Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax? C'mon, that's not a real name. Did he have a mom and shit like that?

*apologies for obscure NME joke*

I was like "OK well Drax is an odd surname I guess" and then I clicked through and my jaw dropped

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 5 September 2019 7:30 AM (twenty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

The James Bond character, Hugo Drax was named after his grandfather.

Grieve is French tbh, you want Mike Gapes and Roderick James Nugent Stewart in there instead

every time i hear about filibustering i forget how exactly it can be allowed to work in a nation fit to hold the name

youd be fucked out the oireachtas for that nonsense

well see we had to preserve slavery

and the filibuster was the only way!

xxp did we not invent obstruction (Parnell?)

ahem

not in our parliament

rip dave i wanna run to u

Just received a text to say that my Association Chairman has been told that I am no longer a member of the Conservative Party. First I’d heard of that.

Not even a member of the Conservative Party?

I finally have something in common with Dominic Cummings.

— David Gauke (@DavidGauke) September 4, 2019

https://www.irishcentral.com/images/embed-Charles-boycott.jpg

Good god the Rees-Mogg family.

jesus i take the rough and the smooth from the lads mark, but you will surely appreciate that posting pics of my local absentee rackrent landlord is beyond the pale

xp annunziata would send shivers down you wouldnt she

pic.twitter.com/PYKBPHQ73c

— wint MP (@parliawint) September 4, 2019

can't wait for the hilarious sitcom/offbeat coming of age memoir whatever nauseating shite the bbc has commissioned by this nauseating fucking egomaniac.

interesting that the Victorian black and white etching of the foul rentier is labelled as a photo.

tarquin is a playwright, the voice of the people really. tarquin, how does all this politics make you feel, darling?

thing is she does the painfully wearying tearful performance like she's only just found out about the evil and duplicity of boris, hence all the energy she wasted trolling idiots on twitter, taking selfies with the also evil and duplicitous JRM a couple of years back. that's what you call opposition

well that's what some fucking idiots call the opposition.

Absolutely mad. https://t.co/3FrGWRxx0Z pic.twitter.com/NoTnujuGt2

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) September 4, 2019

deranged fuhrer bunker comments otm

Watching True get a shelling in the Lords is good value. As always, the Lords makes the Commons look like one of those modern no-fuss plain-speaking parliaments.

look at all that ageing wood panelling ... and the spectacular decor.

Damn, apparently I missed a lot of good stuff after the big vote.

the Americans are gon love this one..

Latest intel from the red benches. If Lords sits thru night and don't adjourn until after 10.30am tmrw (Thurs), it is still technically a 'Wednesday' until peers decide otherwise.
In parl terms, it could still be 'Wednesday' in Lords *for several days* until peers sort things.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 4, 2019

sounds legit

Latest intel from the red benches. If Lords sits thru night and don't adjourn until after 10.30am tmrw (Thurs), it is still technically a 'Wednesday' until peers decide otherwise.
In parl terms, it could still be 'Wednesday' in Lords *for several days* until peers sort things.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 4, 2019

Sorry! Xpost

*clock radio bursts into life playing "I Got EU Babe"*

Arriving in Lords with duvet, change of clothes and shaving kit. Could take us a while to see off 86 wrecking amendments on timetable motion today/tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/Knbxu1Odlf

— Dick Newby (@RichardNewby3) September 4, 2019