PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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Thornberry ignored the question so i'm guessing officially plan is to ignore the amendment until they can regroup and analyze/take advice

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

The Art of Waaaaaah


yessss

Spending 20 minutes listening to all these fuds going on really does a number on any optimism you might have managed to build up over the last couple of days

Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

The amendment places no legal obligations on Parliament other than to hold a vote, but a series of theories about why the government acted as it did are doing the rounds. The first is that they hoped that it would cause Labour to abandon its support for the bill as a whole, as the Labour leadership also opposed the amendment. However, because Labour’s legal advice – and indeed the legal and constitutional advice of essentially every lawyer and constitutional expert on the planet as far as I can tell – is that the amendment means very little there was no real prospect of that, and indeed, even had it it been Labour would have been highly reluctant to be left holding the bag for a no-deal Brexit.

But the second and more important consequence is that because the vote passed by default, there is no division list. Even in defeat, the bill risked creating a far more dangerous blow to Boris Johnson than any effort to delay no deal – a positive majority for an alternative Brexit approach. Had 30 or so Labour MPs actually voted for the deal, the path to a plausible and negotiable deal other than that favoured by Johnson would have been clear.

Bush on Skinnocks amendment.

calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

Ah right, I was thinking the government engineered the Skinnock amendment passing to play up the absurdity of May's WA having to go before Parliament yet again and thus link Corbyn and the opposition parties to this absurdity. This is the WA that the current PM voted for three times, of course.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

thank fucking god for stephen bush tbh. he's not always right, and things have turned out differently than he predicted (how could they not) but by god it's soothing to read his words sometimes.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

yep

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

Agreed, pouring one out for Skinnock failing at failing

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

Guess what? On Twitter, every middlebrow Polly Filla in the UK is performatively circle-jerking over Jess Phillips’ debate comments...

coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

it was all bluster + no content so perfect for them

calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

Bush in with the sanity. I think the Lords can also strip the amendment tomorrow if they ever get done filibustering.

Did the stream hiccup or does the speaker literally just interrupt like that?

stet, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

Not watching atm, but could easily be Bercow carrying on as he normally does

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

Yeah I'm watching a Nazi doc for light relief

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link

I'm not following the bit about no division list.....

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

i think that johnsons ppl wanted at all costs to avoid a positive brexit option having the moral weight of a majority of the commons for the first time

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

The report on the ground was that the Nay lobby was rammed and nothing in the debate made it look like the amendment would pass but these things are unknowable now which doesn't hurt the government

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

John Bercow here, sounding like he’s been slain in a Megadrive game pic.twitter.com/NbXlwee6hG

— Richard Wheeler (@richard_kaputt) February 26, 2019

my general feeling atm

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

Oh good it's Sun Tzoubz

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 4, 2019 8:29 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I blame this thread for hearing the 'one two' intro as 'woke soubz'

https://youtu.be/wsUHdgHQ8jE

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

Tracer: If for some reason the SKinnock amendment had got a majority and that included a load of Tories, then Boris would be fucked as it'd be clear there *was* now a majority for the WA, backstop included. No division list means we'll never know (except we do and their wasn't)

stet, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

not letting this lie, we all need some devo from time to time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsUHdgHQ8jE&frags=pl%2Cwn

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

LOL Tories.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

Woke Soubz (woke soubz) she'll stop brexit
Woke Soubz (woke soubz) always votes this way
Woke Soubz (woke soubz) wokest Tory by miles
Woke Sooouubz alwaaayys shiiine

— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) January 19, 2018

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

Wrong. Tonight’s motion will not succeed. It cannot be moved again until new session which begins on 14 Oct. Any election called after 14 Oct will have to take place after 31 October. Any bill to repeal or set aside FTPA can be amended and will have to get through Lords. https://t.co/X2mFvJU3df

— Nick Boles MP (@NickBoles) September 4, 2019

hope this is right

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

never seen jess phillips more visibly upset than when she's talking about the break-up of the conservative party

— steffan (@SteffanBlayney) September 4, 2019

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

Sweet.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

guys i think bojo's fucked it

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

we can but hope

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

cool party leader the Tories have there - completely fucks his priorities and splits the party all on his first day on the job.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

i'm no fan of Bernard Jenkin but if TMay/Boris's parliament doesn't go down on Wikipedia as the ZOMBIE PARLIAMENT i think we'll all be a little poorer for it

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

The FTPA is David Cameron and Nick Clegg’s greatest gift to comedy.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

Remember when may had fucked it?

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

you love to see it

Am hearing many Tory MPs, including majority of Boris Johnson’s Cabinet, believe expelling two former Chancellors, moderates and long serving Tories like @NSoames was huge error. “We’ve got to bring them back if we want to win the coming election” said one. Watch this space

— Lionel Barber (@lionelbarber) September 4, 2019

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

Clowns.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

“We’ve got to bring them back if we want to win the coming election”

lol idiots damage is done - already made them look bonkers

самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link


The prime minister along with the shadow chancellor, John McDonnell, SNP Westminster leader, Ian Blackford, Jess Phillips and Dominic Grieve will be on Peston in a bit. Should be fun.

😬

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

I still can't believe you have people with names like "Jacob Rees-Mogg" and "Dominic Grieve" running around the halls of government

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

Just catching up now and really happy at all of this.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

(xp) You ain't seen nothin' yet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Drax

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link

I was like "OK well Drax is an odd surname I guess" and then I clicked through and my jaw dropped

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

Especially at Soames' humiliation. Cummings ain't all bad, giving some of these cunts a kicking.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

I can't follow any of this at all but it hasn't stopped my enjoyment

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

Richard Grosvenor Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax? C'mon, that's not a real name. Did he have a mom and shit like that?

*apologies for obscure NME joke*

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

I was like "OK well Drax is an odd surname I guess" and then I clicked through and my jaw dropped

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 5 September 2019 7:30 AM (twenty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

The James Bond character, Hugo Drax was named after his grandfather.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link

Grieve is French tbh, you want Mike Gapes and Roderick James Nugent Stewart in there instead

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link

every time i hear about filibustering i forget how exactly it can be allowed to work in a nation fit to hold the name

youd be fucked out the oireachtas for that nonsense

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

well see we had to preserve slavery

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link

and the filibuster was the only way!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link

xxp did we not invent obstruction (Parnell?)

gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

ahem

not in our parliament

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

rip dave i wanna run to u

Just received a text to say that my Association Chairman has been told that I am no longer a member of the Conservative Party. First I’d heard of that.

Not even a member of the Conservative Party?

I finally have something in common with Dominic Cummings.

— David Gauke (@DavidGauke) September 4, 2019

nashwan, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link


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