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― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
a cunning parliamentary heist no doubt, but the WA is still going to get voted down so ultimately futile.
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
No tellers came down with a bad case of fractured hyoid
― YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link
There was some weirdness in the division prior which took forever despite being a 400-majority "nay", something seemed afoot
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link
is running down the clock the game then?
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link
no No tellers, we’ll reach for the skyNo gesture too cheap, no manoeuvre too sly
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link
OK the amendment has passed, my guess is government fuckery
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
It means that when/if the government has to ask for an extension, it has to say that the purpose of the extension is to pass May's bill.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link
lol
Big big win, my amendment to publish the withdrawal bill passed. We can now have an informed debate and hopefully secure a deal the House can accept. I both astounded and delighted!!— Sarah Champion (@SarahChampionMP) September 4, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link
Cramborne not in his seat, maybe trying to work out what the fuck happens next
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
Commons clerk:
I’m not sure what this amendment actually does. It attaches a purpose for the desired extension, but it doesn’t actually compel the Government (or anyone else for that matter) to actually introduce a Bill.Am I missing something? https://t.co/5ROz1patdx— Graeme Cowie (@woodstockjag) September 4, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
xp hopefully deselection
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
Hate the word frit, always sounds like the past tense of frot
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link
Careful, you’ll have LBI in here with somemore Mr Blobby chat
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
pm frits
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
just had massive row with my French gilet-jaune father-in-law who literally was like 'a deal? why do you need a deal? what deal are you talking about? that's all bullshit, the PEOPLE have decided' - he's very anti-EU and his lip was quivering and he was being a complete asshole to me about it and what could i say, my wife is sitting there horrified, and I'm like, i live here, this is important to me, if we don't have a deal there will be real economic problems and he's like "stop, stop, no, that's all lies". he says Europe is trying to "humiliate" the UK by making it beg. for a deal. which he has just said is unnecessary. i mentioned that the EU actually did offer a deal, which they negotiated with theresa may's government and he just said "that's not true." it's just impossible to speak to him because there is no shared set of facts.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
For a bloke who doesn't want an election he keeps saying election
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
COME ON GERMAN GOBLIN CALL HIS BLUFF
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
Watching this again now, this is sooooo like watching a fancy WWF beef play out.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
Love watching Johnson pretend to not be radge while Clarke's telling him what he is
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
Quick digest for the slower amongst us: has skinnock's attempted wrecking succeeded? If so, how? Something to do with tellers?
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
fuck me I'm confused as fuck
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link
Skinnock amendment passed because there no "nay" tellers. Nobody seems to care, for reasons quoted upthread - it mayn't make much difference, Johnson still has to apply for extension if it passes the Lords.
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link
can someone please prevent the poor from thickening any further
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link
errr, the plot not the poor
just ousted myself as a tory there, fuck
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
Corbyn: we won't vote for an election until this bill has royal assent
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
does may get to come back as prime minister if her deal ends up getting passed lol
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
How dare he involve the Queen.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
thickening up the poor readying for eating. classic BG
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
the one thing that seems certain now is that stephen kinnock is a fucking cunt
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
Never in doubt, never in doubt.
I always chuckle when I think of Blackford referring to himself as "a humble crofter" even though I never heard him say it, think I read it on here tbh.
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link
why is this s kinnock thing bad/what is it exactly?
may's deal being back on the table, why is this? is this because of the kinnock thing? why?
why would the government want this s kinnock thing but not want to be seen to be wanting it? what?
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link
So did Labour just get played? I'm so confused
― Simon H., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link
A humble crofter with much to croft about.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link
I think they've just let Skinnock have it because nobody cares altho the possibility that the government allowed the amendment to pass so they can dick around with WA votes at a later date is possible. Blackford I think is saying the SNP won't vote for an election yet either
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
oh stfu about Brenda from Bristol, events dickhead!
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
This clown thinks he's fucking Del Trotter
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
Gotta thank the Lib Dems for the fabulous sight of a government begging the opposition to call an election
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
Fucking hell Jo Swinston imagine being a worse leader than the chuckleheads that preceded you
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
Oh good it's Sun Tzoubz
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link
The Art of Waaaaaah
that's weird she's against an election for some reason
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
http://wg18.criticalcodestudies.com/uploads/editor/vy/muu17d2m3xjl.jpg
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
ok, just catching up after a day of no news or ilx.
pinefox bodied me with his marmite examination. i will not use this phrase again.
deems did not get enough love for his 'house of cummings and goings' imo.
i am here for mark s's intermittently expressed view of Johnson as someone corralled against his own miserable judgment. i don't agree. i think he's innately destined to desire increasing peaks of validation, despite an almost gnostic mental recognition that something is badly wrong with his life, but i'm enjoying mark *saying* it periodically.
WTF SKINNOCK. twats. i don't even understand what's gone on, but fucking idiot twats enabling a deceitful government.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
El Tomboto always otm.lol @ this pic, like a father-daughter day at the opticianshttps://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article19503974.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Shadow-Cabinet-meeting-in-Manchester-United-Kingdom-02-Sep-2019.jpg
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
Le sigh
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
manchester united kingdom sounds like a cursed place
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link