troublesome imagery: the father of the house having a hard bop
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link
bojo: "Child poverty is up, pensioner poverty is up"
fair play, he makes a good case for changing the govt
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link
it’s all barnier and juncker’s fault obv
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:37 (four years ago) link
Feel like we’re rapidly approaching new thread territory
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link
If the new thread doesn’t reference ____ calmly as I always do it’s not worth it
“Make it last forever. Brexit never ends. LOL we’re all gonna die”
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
bullying calmly as i always do
― mark s, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link
otm mr Dhesi, he's just fucking shellacked boris.
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:52 (four years ago) link
Bercow is really enjoying this
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
"worth it" is an unconscionably high bar for this or any other thread IMO.
― Tim, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:58 (four years ago) link
saj just said "Labour's great recession"
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:58 (four years ago) link
Now there's someone who loves to bully calmly go about their business like always.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link
xp re: Bercow
They should do PMQs like that every day until bj is bullied into hysterical tears, then he should be taken straight to jail
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
I mean it wouldn't fix anything, I would just enjoy watching it
I think "we're all gonna die" has run its course tbh, and would appreciate more widespread acknowledgement of the fact that we're all already dead
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
Javid getting bullied
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link
"Come what may, do or lol we're all gonna die"
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link
xxp I think that nice Mr Lovecraft had some words for that.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link
Support disappears pic.twitter.com/QqgA3nBXEf— tradingaswdr (@tradingaswdr) September 4, 2019
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
I don’t get where Sturgeon is coming from. It is surely better to have an extension in hand before an election, especially when the chances of a hung parliament with little time to act are high.
― stet, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:12 (four years ago) link
Westminster has turned into some sort of Marxism festival— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) September 3, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
Well I just learnt that Brexit in Japanese is EU離脱 so maybe we can use that.
末永くEU離脱していので神様にならいたい。
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link
Don't really want month to month (or close enough) threads but I guess enough is happening to warrant it
― nashwan, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link
Saj is telling his gangsta stories again
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
I wld like to second the rt hon member for biscuits' motion
― ogmor, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
Javid says his brother is a police officer.
ACAB
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link
SCBAB
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:26 (four years ago) link
"the largest local spending increase since 2010 we fucking annihilated their budgets ..."
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:27 (four years ago) link
LOL @ a pre-election giveaway when there's no election.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link
Javid says he would not be here as chancellor if he had not been to a further education college.
AFECAB
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link
I for one believe our new one nation overlords and can't wait to experience the Socialist dreamscape they're gonna fund
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:34 (four years ago) link
'People's priorities' are NHS, education and police - says Javid.
yeah those are def in my top 50
― nashwan, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link
I saw PMQs.
BJ a new low - different somehow from previous Con PMs - in his complete disregard of questions. Each response was just an irrelevant spasm of his own - the entitlement and lack of seriousness very much like watching some kind of repulsive very fat child. Or, yes, Donald Trump.
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link
Johnny Mc SICKEST BURN
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link
What did he say?
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link
Javid says he actually prefers Genesis's early 80s work
ABACAB
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link
xp
roughly "i think the member for Uxbridge is shouting at me. the last time he shouted at somebody the police had to be called"
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link
Lol fuck
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
John McDonnell, the shadow chancellor, is responding to Javid.He welcomes Javid to his new job. But he says after that speech, he is starting to miss the old one.He says his own father was a bus driver too. But he says that is probably all they have in common.He says the speech was “a compendium of meaningless platitudes”.He says Javid should take it back to the person who wrote it - Dominic Cummings.He says Boris Johnson is shouting at him now. He tells Johnson that the last time Johnson shouted at someone, they had to call the police, he said.
He welcomes Javid to his new job. But he says after that speech, he is starting to miss the old one.
He says his own father was a bus driver too. But he says that is probably all they have in common.
He says the speech was “a compendium of meaningless platitudes”.
He says Javid should take it back to the person who wrote it - Dominic Cummings.
He says Boris Johnson is shouting at him now. He tells Johnson that the last time Johnson shouted at someone, they had to call the police, he said.
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
Lol
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link
nice
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:56 (four years ago) link
shades of Vardy
― anvil, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link
drag him John
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link
marry me john mcdonnell i luv u
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link
Can’t wait for big Johnny mc to tell the story of how he was raised on a diet of broken biscuits in response
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link
THEYVE BEEN IN GOVERNMENT FOR NINE YEARS
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link
Also half joking about new thread but mainly prompted by me getting the too slow message every time I post
Lol the dig about the little red book didn’t even get a giggle from his own benches
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link
pretty sure this is what you might call a..... logistical beatdown
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link