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― mark s, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link
Important point in Corbyn only being willing to agree to an election (needing 2/3 maj under FTPA) *after* the anti-No Deal law is on the statute booksIt means a General Election can't be organised 14 Oct, and hence only *after* the European CouncilSo no Deal for Johnson https://t.co/f3l8PMTkJN— Jon Worth (@jonworth) September 3, 2019
― stet, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link
it feels good! nothing has felt this good for some considerable time now
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:43 (four years ago) link
it looks like a massive fuckup
lol
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link
leave calzino alone!
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link
dominic cummings, our tesco value steve bannon, in absolute shambles tonight
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link
tories kicking out guto bebb with his aberconwy majority of ~600 (& mb even justine greening with her putney maj of ~1500) seems rash
― ogmor, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link
the tories acting rashly u say, unprecedented
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link
you love to see ithttps://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2018/11/cumberbatch-brexit-0cdcd6f.png
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:46 (fifty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
! im only robustly requesting our two fine lads, who know each that im a fan, consider that this extremely active thread not be subject to such consistent attack dog treatment from em
im sure theyll let me know what they think of such a request in similarly robust or better terms and we'll all carry on towards a glorious ken clarke govt happily together
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link
If I burst onto some thread on something i don't know shit about with some copied + pasted comments section shit I expect to get pilloried on here as well. so stfu Dmac !
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link
😌😌😌
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link
😘😘😘
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link
i dont care what jarry sez lads i think ye are great craic
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
Lol Tim shipman had to delete that tweet about Cummings threatening Corbyn
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link
shippersbound
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:57 (four years ago) link
As one of several shadow cabinet members stood right next to Jeremy (who was on the phone at the time) I just thought there was some loud bloke who stunk of booze yelling at us. https://t.co/27O7kTUYsL— Cat Smith (@CatSmithMP) September 3, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link
LOL @ Cummings making Nick Timothy seem like a political genius.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link
I just bumped into Dominic Cummings, who was clutching a glass of red wine and wandering along the parliamentary press corridor, lost and looking for a particular newspaper office. This is not a usual occurrence.— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) September 3, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link
cummings is merely that wisp of a stale fart that N Timothy left behind in front of no 10 in that "famous" pic.
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link
Cumberbatch mysteriously unavailable for the sequel "Dom and Dommer".
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link
who the fuck is scraeming &c
― YouGov to see it (wins), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link
governing calmly as I always do
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link
i guess i better update my electoral registration
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:22 (four years ago) link
I noticed this evening how similar Cummings and Kuenssberg look, someone shoud have checked his pockets for a blond wig
― help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link
same, but the rule is not to parrot what all the melts are saying when you post utter shite on here!
I have read you shouting about "melts" approx. 9,792x a day for the last three years but am literally no closer to knowing what a melt is tbf
(the calz/xyz rhetorical style of screaming and shooting wildly at literally anyone who gets close enough for them to see the whites of the eyes has my full endorsement as a method of coping with the stress of society's incipient collapse, but it can leave onlookers & victims alike unelucidated as to what opinions they actually wish everyone would hold)
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link
anyway I apologise for thinking Corbyn's policy positions seem good
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link
jfc i take a bullet for the clown and as i turn around to die i see him sitting there calmly posting as he normally does
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:40 (four years ago) link
preeshed it deems
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:46 (four years ago) link
Dominic Cummings, do you want picking up in the morning pal?https://t.co/SFNYlBhPXd— Stephen Smith (@SteveNickSmith) September 3, 2019
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link
so like a tuna melt?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link
If this the last week or so is a tactical error by Cummings/Johnson, what should they have done differently. If you want to leave on the most definitive terms possible, what was the right move here?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:01 (four years ago) link
Definitive/suicidal
He played a weak hand weakly, but whatever he did this was always going to end up with an election. Which I think he could win, unfortunately - although the most likely outcome is another hung parliament, and it all starts again like some hellish GIF we can't escape from
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:13 (four years ago) link
For what it's worth I agree with sic upthread - Labour has right policies, wrong leader. For whatever reasons, whether to do with his actual qualities or simply the perception of them, Corbyn will never appeal to a broad enough section of the population to allow Labour the absolute majority needed to implement their policies. There are other Labour people who could front those same policies with more chance of electoral success.
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link
so sorry to share this
(Blows off finger guns) pic.twitter.com/rNEKfh42RO— Peener Sweden (@PeenerSweden) September 3, 2019
― Simon H., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:24 (four years ago) link
There are other Labour people who could front those same policies with more chance of electoral success.
― Zelda Zonk,
Who's your preferred, ZZ?
― anvil, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link
Perhaps I’m late to the reception but I would like to note that calzphabet posts are frequently some of the most rewarding reading on this thread regardless of whether I can decipher exactly what their platform planks are (which btw seem pretty obvious to me - move fast & embrace socialism & kick out the royals)
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:04 (four years ago) link
Regardless I think the obvious answer is to elect Laura Pidcock for Queen, your nonexistent constitution probably allows that so “crack on” “tally ho” etc
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:08 (four years ago) link
I like this thread because there’s more drunk posting than the US politics thread
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:10 (four years ago) link
the drunk posting on the us politics threads is indistinguishable from the sober posting. It’s all just self mutilation until Trump is gone and McConnell is dead and the SCOTUS is no longer a lock to recriminalize abortion. Over here they have “snap elections” and “2nd refs” and all these glimmers of hope.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:22 (four years ago) link
so hopeful (takes a drink)
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:23 (four years ago) link
truly anything could happen, but it's impossible to understand what is ever now happening—thrilling
― j., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:25 (four years ago) link
xxxxxpost
I think someone like Keir Starmer could get Labour over the line
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link
A lot of the “same policies, new leader” was tried in 2016 when Owen Smith ran against Corbyn, promising all the policies people liked about Corbyn - he lost.KS is Not It; he has his place but he is not a natural leftist and the party membership want a left-wing leader. For better or for worse, the two parties are running on very distinct platforms, which you couldn’t say in 2015.
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 05:11 (four years ago) link
tl;dr, don’t make me tap the sign
How many times must I post Stephen Bush's speech to Progress from last year? pic.twitter.com/P6qwpf7FIM— Phil Battersby (@WoyHattersly) August 20, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 05:18 (four years ago) link
Five weirder accounts Corbyn follows:
- Lisa Maffia- Hairy Bikers- SBTV- lad bible- Elizabeth Hurley
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 20:09 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Lisa maffia tweets a lot of pro-corbyn stuff!
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 05:30 (four years ago) link
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7VhofoV3qs
pic.twitter.com/XFr3QAoEhn— Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) September 3, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 05:36 (four years ago) link