PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

hahahahahh

Woah. PM bottles it? Andrea Leadsom suggests Tory rebels have another chance to avoid whip withdrawal/deselection if they back govt tmrw. (via BBC)

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019

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Oh gosh yeah, you fucking coward Stewart

haha shat it

mark has posted all the images of rory stewart in existence, there are none left

LOL @ Boris unconvincingly trying to shout down Corbz, he is so fucking crap.

He said Corbyn did not want an election then seconds later that Corbyn had been begging for a GE for over 2 years. Flap.

we’re all gonna die but I’ll be laughing at zebra’s best-pic comment as we go off the cliff dr strange love style

Newsnight following the crumin can't decide if he wants an election or not line here

Where did this idea come from that Johnson was some kind of Churchillian orator, about from himself obviously?
His announcement yesterday was dreadfully done, obviously totally spooked by the demonstration nearby and his blustering about today just looked like, well, blustering.

Outdoing May for incompetence in record time

That poor dog's getting an earful tonight. Hope Javid's recording.

ken clarke p lucid on newsnight rn

so Labour's goal here is to get an extension and not have an election? idg how this is a victory and not just another delay of the inevitable.

It ought to be plain as day that Boris has no plans to do anything but a no-deal crash out on November 1. The only alternative to this in his mind would be if the EU took all the initiative to prevent it by capitulating to Britain's every demand for favorable treatment.

That poor dog's getting an earful tonight. Hope Javid's recording.

* trying to avoid the obvious joke *

I guess it's not just Labour, "the opposition" then

xp

It’s to get an extension and an election.

so Labour's goal here is to get an extension and not have an election? idg how this is a victory and not just another delay of the inevitable.

Have an election at the proper time when Bozo has become a laughing stock who's destroyed the Tory Party.

Multixp why are some of the men in the picture titled Mr and some not, is it some arcane HoC rule?

Examples?

idg how this is a victory

Corbyn is already incompetent at winning an election & Labour have collapsed in the polls, so an election doesn't need to be his main priority

also he is pro-Brexit & thinks everyone will just live off community vegetable patches, but most of his party are Remain, so remaining in stasis suits his leadership

when Bozo has become a laughing stock who's destroyed the Tory Party.

but.... isn't that what just happened

some of them are women

The point of getting an election first is so the country doesn’t crash out during/just after an election campaign, so if labour won the election they’re not taking power to food and medicine shortages and deaths while the Tories slip off into the sunset

my guess would be those ones entered their title on the conservative party intranet or w/e

no

xxps

I didn’t know Ian Dunt posted here

always up for a package from katie razzle

"so Labour's goal here is to get an extension and not have an election?"

sic are you ok hun?

Are the nontitled ones unmarried maybe?

Tonight we defeated Boris Johnson in his first Commons test and tomorrow we will legislate against his disastrous No Deal plans.

We'll support a vote to call a General Election, so the people can decide our country's future, once the Bill to stop No Deal is law.

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 3, 2019

"Corbyn is already incompetent at winning an election & Labour have collapsed in the polls, so an election doesn't need to be his main priority"

Lol my phone but the state of this.

looking forward to lots of performative confusion about labour's stance on a GE over the coming days

... despite the fact the position can be put clearly in a tweet

just a disgrace. Change UK should never have been allowed to lead the National Unity Government. pic.twitter.com/RIjJcjechr

— Reel Politik podcast (@reel_politcast) September 3, 2019

Dominic Cummings just bumped into Corbyn in Portcullis House and shouted “Come on Jeremy let’s do this election, don’t be scared.” My spy says Corbyn was bundled away by horrified aides

— Tim Shipman (@ShippersUnbound) September 3, 2019

So, strategically, the idea is to set in stone that No Deal is no-go, which means the only options are deal or remain, which means that whoever wins the election would then be forced into the same untenable position as May, in search of a fantasy deal that will satisfy no majority?

If you mean why are some MPs addressed as the Rt Hon so and so, it depends if they hold senior office and/or are on the privy council, so members of the opposition can be the Rt Hon as well

TS: MR dominic cummings Vs MR seumas milne

get they whips withdrawn, PM cummings ya wee jeans and sheux fuck

deep feels on this post

Needs a bawbag to get full marks

So, strategically, the idea is to set in stone that No Deal is no-go, which means the only options are deal or remain, which means that whoever wins the election would then be forced into the same untenable position as May, in search of a fantasy deal that will satisfy no majority?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 bookmarkflaglink

One step at a time. This is going to go on for a potentially very long time. You are looking at one election, a recession. At the least.

Corbyn @ Cummings
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/indy100/WJgN8NinxBZ/26809-8mqc93.jpg

I'm getting real Scaramucci vibes from Cummings at this point.

At least that fat cunt Soames is retiring

yes, in the array of photos it looks like get a "mr" by their name if they're privy councillors (and male lol, justine greening is a privy councillor):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_members_of_the_British_Privy_Council

arcane HoC rules (privy councillor = has been in the cabinet at some point = what gyac just said)

*i didn't check everyone tho

whoever wins the election would then be forced into the same untenable position as May, in search of a fantasy deal that will satisfy no majority?

well, the make-up of the house changes after an election, so there may then be a majority for... something (good or bad)

or, you know, there may not - we may shake the snowglobe and end up exactly as stuck as before

Jereboam Crowbar having a good night.

This has been worth staying up for (watch the background). pic.twitter.com/ZbRrSguSLU

— Tami Hoffman (@TamiHoffman) September 3, 2019