PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

theres some say the cope

(same crew would say that-there instead on thon)

Ffs get on with it I'm sleepy

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 bookmarkflaglink

It's taking a while..

I stopped at the coop on the way home but only got more beer, and anyway the freezers had apparently been ruined by a European fellow with an eye for the pink and yellow

The delay in the aye lobby

Easy Easy

Lol get on with it ffs Bercow needs to wee

The eyes, 328. The nose, 301.

Lol who shouted “another good start Boris!”

"not a good start boris"

Election set for before 17 October is it?

This is the first House of Commons vote of the Johnson premiership. The last Prime Minister to be defeated on their first vote was the Earl of Rosebery in March 1894. @DArcyTiP

— David Boothroyd (@220_d_92_20) September 3, 2019

this bloviating shithead

Johnny Mc dying for an election there

point of order, jerboa clawbeans

(is this how it's done)

What the actual

Extremely upset Jermyn Coubrn didn’t finish the sentence “we live in a...society”

(Yes)

bercow has big pantomime dame energy

No election say JC.

is this really as insane as it looks on the livestream? cuz it looks pretty insane.

No, par for the course really.

No election until no deal is off the table, just seconded by the SNP

This "Corbyn is running from an election" crumbling fast as all the leaders reject it.

What a shitshow of a night. Cummings going to have to sack Mogg and Boris too.

lmao at huge sigh/groan for woke soubz

That’s a seriously scary stare from Gove there

JRM looking like he knows they've fucked up.

Radge Soubz is radge

Lol at Mogg face realising he has become a meme. That lounging really needs to be on billboards.

No election until no deal is off the table, just seconded by the SNP

I was confused on this point, thx for clarifying

Luciana Berger looks well but no sign of Gapes :(

Johnson really riled by that Corbyn 'mob' out in the street, eh? Second time he's mentioned them.

Excellent from Corbyn

xps to stet - labour should put it on their materials

boris smirking like a naughty schoolboy, what a cunt

No one gives a shit about your careers.

haha trying to back everyone into a corner and.... they've backed themselves into the corner instead

Divisions not published yet

Johnson really riled by that Corbyn 'mob' out in the street, eh? Second time he's mentioned them.

Yes, he was saying, "He supports protests in the streets" earlier. It's damned disgrace, dontchaknow.

Cannot be unseen #HouseOfCommons pic.twitter.com/7rapHaZ9n5

— Lee Redman (@LeeRedders) September 3, 2019

Love everyone clearing out as fast as they can

xps to Tom D the mayor of London who bought water cannon to use on Londoners

DIVISIIIIIION
https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/Divisions/Details/711?byMember=false

Give it up Mrs nobody gives a fuck about shepherds

Actual LOLs @ Jacob Rees-Hawtrey.

get they whips withdrawn, PM cummings ya wee jeans and sheux fuck

please, andrea leadsom, keep saying that labour want to stop brexit, it’s a definite vote-winner for jeremiad cronenberg

Actual LOLs @ Jacob Rees-Hawtrey.

21 Tory rebels.

fucking funny hawtrey meme.

now INDEPENDENTS:
ken clarke
nicholas soames
spreadsheet phil

who is John Mann again?