PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Oh goody it's Liam Fox. Why is the guy behind him pinching his nose? Does Fox reek?

(Why yes, yes he does.)

Nah we are calm and destroying ourselves as we always do

Ryan, Soubry, Leslie...come on Gapes

Take that image out of my head ffs

fuck this boring shite gonna watch the rise of 30's party instead, and then switch back if Schama is in it.

Can I recommend anyone with a coop near them goes out for some rainbow cones? Cos they’re banging

£1.19 a 4 pack, that's worth a try.

"We have no idea."

Look at him lolling on the front bench there!

Gonna listen to that Francois Bayle CD I bought in Paris. Leave the TV on, with sound down, in case of mace molestation.

Speaking of coop, whenever gapes comes into my timeline it says above the tweet “Jeremy Corbyn and Harry Goaz follow”. Why is deputy andy from twin peaks following gapes???

Sun Tzoubry showing her tactical nous by sensibly appealing to fellow MPs that they need to think about themselves rather than the future of the country when casting their votes. A true voice for change!

Why’s Jezza still following him?!

the memes

Can I recommend anyone with a coop near them goes out for some rainbow cones? Cos they’re banging

― gyac, Tuesday, September 3, 2019 9:50 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Harsh on Saer tbh, who is probably stuck in an Asda with a deckchair under his arm and blissfully unaware

And he says he was surprised when Jacob Rees-Mogg argued that passing the Benn bill could interrupt the great set pieces that follow the Queen’s speech. (See 7.40pm.) Grieve says, as a Conservative, he likes the set pieces that follow the Queen’s speech.

Does Parliament have to pass ceremonial legislation

Sun Tzoubry LOOOOOOL thanking you for that

BREAKING: 17 Labour MPs including @GloriaDePiero @SKinnock and @CarolineFlintMP plan to amend tomorrow's anti-No Deal bill (if the opposition win tonight) to call for the latest version of the @theresa_may deal to be put to parliament. Their full statement coming up

— iain watson (@iainjwatson) September 3, 2019

Oh holy Jesus I go to look at Twitter after Labour has a good day and AAAARGH

BREAKING: 17 Labour MPs including @GloriaDePiero @SKinnock and @CarolineFlintMP plan to amend tomorrow's anti-No Deal bill (if the opposition win tonight) to call for the latest version of the @theresa_may deal to be put to parliament. Their full statement coming up

— iain watson (@iainjwatson) September 3, 2019

Just wreckers man

lol thomas villiers noble as a result of the Duke of Buckingham's (George Villiers') mom being a vicarious starfucker who did everything she could to get her preternaturally sinuous son into legendary lech James VI/I's ambit.

but before all that, how's this for posh? after marrying an 80-y-o former sheriff with no heirs, she was thirtysomething and, while her creaking sugardaddy was away, "with false keys, picklocks, and other instruments and engines, broke open the doors and locks of the parlours, chambers, studies, and closets, and did rifle and ransack the said chambers, parlours, studies, closets, chests, trunks and cupboards and did convey away £2000 in money." she also stole several bales of wool.

Five weirder accounts Corbyn follows:

- Lisa Maffia
- Hairy Bikers
- SBTV
- lad bible
- Elizabeth Hurley

those queen's speech set pieces in full: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Opening_of_Parliament#Sequence_of_events

(all also available as rides in blobbyland)

xp how is lisa maffia a weird account

Lad Bile? Really? xp

Eh they can submit an amendment but Bercow doesn’t have to select it

xxp weird for JC

what exactly is the game with those blue labour morons

I guess trying to demonstrate for their constituents that they were trying to deliver Brexit

PETULANT MANCHILD

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5a13650c140000602b50e7ea.png

lol

stephen kinnock is such a fucking cunt

IDS picking his nose is top trend atm

lol mark s

stephen kinnock is such a fucking cunt

hoey you're a disgrace

Even Skinnock's own wife thinks he's a fucking cunt

Friendly reminder she’s not standing again next election

https://youtu.be/YhxkHWMe310 chucking in this iconic Kinnock moment for any passing Americans and anyone who has this on mute

didn't hoey hint earlier today that she was going to stand for another party (presumably in another constituency, since i doubt the BP or the DUP will do well in vauxhall)?

Oh did she? Ugh. Doesn’t mean she’ll be elected, Vauxhall will finally be rid of her

Birkenhead Social Justice Party ftw

Not sure how many votes they'd get in Vauxhall though.

Why do people like Courts think the EU has an incentive to negotiate if and only if the UK threatens to immolate itself?

SIT UP THAT BOY

plan B:

https://jordimorgan.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/shootdog.jpg

They think the damage to Ireland and more importantly Germany will force the EU to blink

xp

Hope the prime ministers dog dies

— Tyto Pollens #FBP🌮 (@TytoPollens) September 2, 2019

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FoRHV3Ja4VLdC0%2Fgiphy.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fgifs%2Fineedthisforreactions-blazing-saddles-gif-oRHV3Ja4VLdC0&docid=RbsBr-Jo9qtR1M&tbnid=EUp8RE1751zGKM&vet=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim

I mean, fine. https://t.co/qoaRZkYpHi

— Vauxhall Labour (@VauxhallLabour) September 3, 2019