PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Oh dear John Redwood is still alive

what is dead may never die

the uk is collapsing before our eyes all because a bunch of cranky old ladies didn't like the idea of polish people installing their drywall

— Allah Ventano (@allahliker) September 3, 2019

I dare you to anticipate Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER [Started by Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.) in April 2019, last updated two minutes ago by ... (Eazy)] 80 new answers

PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end) [Started by mark s in July 2019, last updated two minutes ago by xyzzzz__] 655 new answers

helldude go on BBCQT

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Asked by Phillip Hammond why the UK has not put any proposals to the EU, Johnson says "his friends across the Eu has said there is no point beginning formal talks as long as there is a risk that parliament will make that negotiation impossible". Implausible.

Unfit to govern part kerjillion

The chair of LGBT Lib Dems quits the party in response to Philip Lee joining.

“A homophobe, a xenophobe, and someone who thinks people should be barred from the country if they are ill.

Fuck this.
Fuck this so hard.” https://t.co/CBcd0LZTPA

— Oliver Cooper (@OliverCooper) September 3, 2019

Excellent

I thought the Lib Dems were not a single issue party.
I thought we had a soul and principles.
But apparently as long as you are on the right side on brexit we'll take you.

oh dear...

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thought you were blaming e e for this for a sec

weer goin
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In his response to Trickett, Gove criticised Labour for backing the SO24 motion. Referring to Geoffrey Howe’s quote in the speech he gave after he resigned from Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet, Gove says people sometime talk about the team captain breaking someone’s bat before they go out to face the bowling. Gove says that Labour’s approach would be so damaging to the government’s strategy that it would amount to “blowing up the whole pavilion”.

Apparently Boris is threatening to take his ball home if they don't play nicely with him

just nervous cos he knows shermie crubín knows plenty of ppl who could blow up that pavilion

wtf is happening

I will be voting today against a no-deal Brexit pic.twitter.com/ELmBfNBMjq

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) September 3, 2019

running out of useable aquaphibian jpgs here ppl

Lol the Thatcher biographer cmoore just described the B Johnson planned manifesto as "rather left wing"

what time is the big vote?

guardian reckons 10-ish BST

good luck uk

lol owned

Labour chief whip Nick Brown just told PLP the party would not back PM's snap election bid. He said party wanted Johnson to "stew in his own juices" and be made to "own" his mess, one present says.
John McDonnell didnt demur.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019

I needed a smile on my face today - here’s hoping it’s the right way. Happy to eat my words if they’ve got w legit escape from the “looking chicken” accusation (which I’m guessing they do have with no deal prevention)

if they refuse election and pass bill.. that's bojo fucked no?

This fella having his dinner on the job 🤢 #SkyNews #TheCommons pic.twitter.com/8bH6I63gEX

— jay woolley (@jaywoolley92) September 3, 2019

Well he'll still have his betrayal narrative, don't know how much it'll help him in an election, I assume Farage's mob will clown him unmercifully

What are the heckling rules of Parliament? Obviously it's not discouraged, but is there a limit to what is tolerated?

It's only allowed if you do it in a silly voice

there's types of things you can't say (like personal abuse or calling an hon/member a liar) but levels of noise is i think never an issue

these are weird rules to have for eating boogers

https://www.parliament.uk/about/how/role/customs/

^^^brief summary of erskine may (the relevant rules). speaker will shout "ordah ordah ordah" if s/he feels someone is being unfairly drowned out

lol "dragging the speaker of the house of commons"

xp didn't JRM make sure mp's can't use the words 'and', 'or' and 'blobby' anymore?

it has never been ok to mention blobby, in any forum at any time

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article13590383.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/21_Mr-Blobby-theme-park-in-a-run-down-state.jpg

Emily Thornberry got in trouble for shouting BOLLOCKS at someone.

that's from Dunblobbin isn't it? the one theme park I'd visit, and it got smashed. Goodbye England rose. xp

That’s ids digging for gold there yeah?

xp somebody’s never been to Nigloland

dude there's also camelot in lancashire:

https://www.themeparktourist.com/sites/default/files/images/Camelot%20%281%29.preview.jpg

The one in Dolancourt? No I hate theme and "amusement" parks with a passion. The only ones worth while are those catalogued in the outstanding 'abandoned amusement parks' thread imo.

But I will tell you this: I hate rides, but I'd ride Blobby.

xp

Fped

the blobby's not for riding

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camelot_Theme_Park

Surely half of the names of the rides in Camelot were discarded vhs pr0n titles

xp Proudly taking an fp for the team :)

Sky News has learned the Brexit negotiating team under Boris Johnson has been reduced to less than a quarter of the size of the team under Theresa May

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) September 3, 2019

They need the extra money to polish Dominic Cumming’s huge shiny head and enormous galaxy brain

Don't like the idea of labour blocking an election tbh. Altho maybe Johnson has given them a bit of cover by saying he definitely doesn't want one. But still, in this game of brinkmanship 'bring it on, cunt' looks the better pose.

It ought to be plain as day that Boris has no plans to do anything but a no-deal crash out on November 1. The only alternative to this in his mind would be if the EU took all the initiative to prevent it by capitulating to Britain's every demand for favorable treatment.

Bercow pull your damn smock up

not sure he has the stomach for no deal tbrr - I think his only play was to manufacture a scenario where an election was 'forced' upon him... labour's shift might just pull the rug out from under him

Idk. I don't think Labour can win an election with Corbyn at the helm. Rather a racist than a (supposed - the smear seems to have worked) communist behind the wheel. Blocking both a NBD and an election seems like the only way to get a result here.

xp to Bananaman

I can’t tell if it’s good or not honestly. Can’t shake the feeling that members of the commeltariat who were only yesterday yelling about stupid Corbyn walking into the election elephant trap sage Blair warned about will suddenly be all “what happened to ‘we’re ready for an election’?” and blame him for not anticipating whatever illegal bullshit Johnson might do between now and Oct 31