"this fire ,,,is great"
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link
It was a good fire, not a great one
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
the good not bad fire of london
"called us up" is still baffling me tbh, you'd think the network wd be down
― mark s, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link
all-purpose metaphor meanwhile:
before it happens you think "no way is it going to happen..." and then it happens pic.twitter.com/SUcpwnuBXk— Direct Action Bronson (@smarxist_) September 2, 2019
― mark s, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link
Based on nothing much more than my own ill informed theory. I think the current polling flatters the Brexit party somewhat and election conditions will concentrate minds and votes elsewhere and the tories will be the main beneficiaries. I think Farage is overplaying his hand and team boris know it.
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
Sorry this is old it has only just been brought to my attention
The greatest thing you'll see today...pic.twitter.com/q7XvNzT6Q0— Angry Scotland 🏴🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@AngryScotland) June 10, 2017
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link
lol just seen the first comparison of bojo-cummings to FYRE FESTIVAL in the wild, asking what will be their SANDWICH IMAGE?
― mark s, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
NEW: No10 orders Tory MPs to brand the rebel legislation "Corbyn's Surrender Bill"— MPs told to say the Bill is a "shameful document"— could lead to the "permanent cancellation of Brexit"— accuses Corbyn and rebels of acting "in Brussels’ interest, not the British interest" pic.twitter.com/rPHLB9jjgU— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) September 3, 2019
― stet, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
Heyyy Surrender Bill,What did you kill?Surrender Bill
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link
And people say that education in this country doesn’t focus on vocational training https://t.co/Y1ot4I69Sd— Ben Machell (@ben_machell) September 3, 2019
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link
timely
Write the script for a speech explaining why you ate protesters
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link
when education is free that question will be changed to why liquidating the landed gentry, the rentiers, the vile parasites was both a necessity and moral thing to do.
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link
Croissbyn the Leave-voting Brussels stooge nails it again.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
Philip Lee has just crossed the floor. Majority = 0
― stet, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link
Told Tory MP Philip Lee now sitting at Swinson's feet in the HoC. Keep 'em coming. xp
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link
NEW: No10 orders Tory MPs to brand the rebel legislation "Corbyn's Surrender Bill"
And this Dominic Cummings clown is supposed to be some sort of political genius?
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link
Gotta steal Farage's votes somehow.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
xps to Fizzles - UKIP stood aside for Leave Tories in 2017 using the same logic
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
My worry is the melts splitting the anti-Tory vote, prospect of Johnson with a functional majority is pretty fucking terrifying however much Cummings will bring the horrible lulz
Most Tories aren't Leave Tories, of course.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
and yes i agree with all the votes breaking to lib dems etc. otoh theresa may had a gangrenously bad election campaign last time and to an extent Jemmy Corybim was an unknown, and there hadn’t been the lib dem resurgence (which admittedly swinson is working hard to piss up the wall).
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link
and still the. fuckin. Tories. got. in.
It takes a nation of shitheads to hold us back
Ooh Johnson just said the surrender Bill thing
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link
even his own side could barely get a noise together for it
― stet, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link
LOL @ the dreaded Maybot holding on to a Tory majority for three years and Dickhead & Dom losing it in 5 weeks.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link
dickhead dom still bringing the lolz tho
Fascinating titbit of what happened as 'rebel alliance' of MPs were sitting outside PM's office as they waited for meeting.I'm told several of them were 'hectored for an extended period of time' by Dominic Cummings. He then apparently told them "I don't know who any of you are!"— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2019
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link
Someone just punch that IT clown already.
Just a reminder that Lib Dems can realistically take around 10 seats from the Tories and 2 or 3 at best from Labour bar some serious SNP '15 level swings.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link
Corbyn speaking in the Commons now, home workers (and shirkers).
― coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link
Cummings couldn't have happened to a nicer party
Madam I am not shirking I am poorly
And shirking
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link
this cumbervatchian dark genius/don't u see it's the joker bs around cummings is not going to stand up to much scrutiny. he's just another tosser on the vine who'll be forgotten about within months.
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
cries of no surrender will play well w the DUP
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link
i just love watching all the bullshit explode against reality though. that hardcore Rational Man (and usually is a man) set miss fundamental things about the cussed nature of the world (and maybe it’s blessed aspects as well) and so all their left doing is clambering out of their car crashing going “i must update my priors”. xp
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link
*they’re. fu cummings.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link
Good last line from Corbyn: this is a government with no mandate, no morals and as of today, no majority 🔥— Maya Goodfellow (@MayaGoodfellow) September 3, 2019
And Nooooooo Mandinka
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
Oh dear John Redwood is still alive
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
And heeeeeeeere's Radge Phil
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
what is dead may never die
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
the uk is collapsing before our eyes all because a bunch of cranky old ladies didn't like the idea of polish people installing their drywall— Allah Ventano (@allahliker) September 3, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link
I dare you to anticipate Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER [Started by Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.) in April 2019, last updated two minutes ago by ... (Eazy)] 80 new answers
PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end) [Started by mark s in July 2019, last updated two minutes ago by xyzzzz__] 655 new answers
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
helldude go on BBCQT
― mark s, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
@patrickwintour · 14mAsked by Phillip Hammond why the UK has not put any proposals to the EU, Johnson says "his friends across the Eu has said there is no point beginning formal talks as long as there is a risk that parliament will make that negotiation impossible". Implausible.
Unfit to govern part kerjillion
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
The chair of LGBT Lib Dems quits the party in response to Philip Lee joining.“A homophobe, a xenophobe, and someone who thinks people should be barred from the country if they are ill.Fuck this.Fuck this so hard.” https://t.co/CBcd0LZTPA— Oliver Cooper (@OliverCooper) September 3, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
Excellent
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
I thought the Lib Dems were not a single issue party.I thought we had a soul and principles.But apparently as long as you are on the right side on brexit we'll take you.
oh dear...
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link
Most Popular Tags49 uses doctor who 18 uses happy happy joy joy 72 uses libdemmery 41 uses our glorious leader
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:02 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
thought you were blaming e e for this for a sec
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link
weer goinduhSIVILEYEzum
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link