this brand of football is not so yummy
― ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 00:43 (four years ago) link
jimi hendrix said that
hope we have a Tua in line for QB bc Brian Kelly has developed yet another junior transfer.
― ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 01:20 (four years ago) link
lol michigan
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
missed it by that much /maxwellsmart
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 7 September 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link
the worst game i have ever seen lol
― normal fucking rockman (voodoo chili), Saturday, 7 September 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/wolverines/2019/09/07/michigan-football-score/2247248001/
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 7 September 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
michigan kicker *almost* missed that extra point in OT, which would have been amazing
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 September 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
UL Monroe took Florida State to OT, but (sadly) lost 44-43. I will never not find the continuing exposure of and humiliation of Willie Taggert anything but hilarious.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 8 September 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
down 17-10 with six minutes left, pitt has first and goal from the one
three plays go nowhere, now there are five minutes left
for some reason unbeknownst to god or man, they try a 19-yard field goal and miss it anyway. penn state ball on the 20
jfc
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 September 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
pitt
― Mitch C. Palace (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 September 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
Pat Narduzzi on why he opted for a field goal with a fourth and one with five minutes left, down seven‘Because you need two scores to win the football game.’He added that he doesn’t question that decision ‘at all’— Craig Meyer (@CraigMeyerPG) September 14, 2019
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 September 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link
2 scores. But 1 score of one type you were 1 yd away from.
― Mitch C. Palace (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 September 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link
and if you were really all about winning you could have scored the TD and gone for two
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 September 2019 00:06 (four years ago) link
BYU/USC and KY/Florida were both amazing crazy games.
BYU's QB is a wild one, he pulled off a couple of crazy plays. USC had a couple of mistakes but BYU was just playing out of their minds at home and nearly gave it up. The Cougars have some talent and could be an interesting bowl opponent for a big conference team at holiday time.
KY pretty much again grasped defeat out of the jaws of victory. They have had at least 10 just brutal losses over the past decade or so and last night was one for the slag pile. Worst yet is that they again did it against Florida, which at least is 3 or 4 times blowing it late against the Gators.
― earlnash, Sunday, 15 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
Michigan looks like what ND is supposed to look like later
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
could be a red day. not a blue day.
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
guess harbaugh failed to lay the proper wreaths on bo schembechler's grave
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
:(
― Mommy...can I go out and VAPE tonight? (voodoo chili), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
Streaming the auburn vs a&m game and just saw a commercial for a place called "Zaxby's." There was a plate of fried chicken, slaw, and a 3-slice-thick slice of bread. To my amazement, the tv hands then tucked a giant egg roll onto the plate.
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 21 September 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link
Frommulus
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:26 (four years ago) link
holding call on a touchback. the fix is in.
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link
it's the hurty up offense
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
Absurd homer spot
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:11 (four years ago) link
UGA was better. Our OL will have some rough tape to look at.
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link
Zaxby's is an entirely mediocre chain that Southerners swear by because of the unique "Zaxby's Sauce." The eggroll may seem a strange addition, but it's purely a different vehicle to deliver sauce to the customer's mouth hole.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link
pitt panthers tho
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:13 (four years ago) link
Thank you, JF. Even my Texas friend couldn't tell me what was up. Just said that it's "really southern. Not really a Texas thing."
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
xp lol ucf
JF explaining Zaxby's is an example of ilx at its finest.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link
lol true
fwiw the closest I can get to describing "Zaxby's Sauce" is to imagine ketchup and mustard mixed together with an obscene amount of black pepper added.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link
Ahh, the internet says it's ketchup, mayo, worcestershire, garlic, and black pepper. Whatever it is, it ain't much to write home about.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
it always starts with ketchup and mayo
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link
anyone watching ucla vs wash state???
― big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link
this is what usc utah looked like it could be
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:25 (four years ago) link
Oh shit
ucla scored 50 2nd half points for the comeback win
― big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:28 (four years ago) link
insane
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:35 (four years ago) link
: O
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:56 (four years ago) link
End of the Ole Miss/Cal was sufficiently wacky if you did not see it on TV. Ole' Miss made this amazing catch to have a shot to win it and then ran the ball with no timeouts and Andy Reid can tell you how that turned out. Had a shot.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 01:03 (four years ago) link
army is 3-1 (and pretty damn close to 4-0)
they are 8-for-22 for 194 yards with two touchdowns, one pick and five sacks when trying to throw the ball. in four games
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link
sufjan and voodoo fite
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link
we are cursed in ann arbor
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link
and ian book is bad now
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link
good opportunity for a tears in rain monologue from brian kelly.
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:15 (four years ago) link
golden gophers still undefeated. how nice for them.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
I'm pinching myself
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link
yikes ND
― mookieproof, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link
Lyn Bowden Jr. has been really amazing playing QB moving from WR for UK. Losing their starting QB in game 3 and then their backup a game and a half later, pretty much led them to doing their wildcat package as the offense. It has worked pretty well and Bowden has been playing out of his mind.
I'm sure some NFL scouts are going to look at these tapes and figure Bowden could be a nice weapon for some of these NFL matchup passing games.
IU is now 6-2 and bowl eligible this early in the season for the first time in probably a couple decades with their first win ever against Nebraska. It would be pretty hilarious for Harbaugh to get some reprise by beating ND to only turn around and lose to Indiana.
― earlnash, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link
would be sweeter than the red sauce on a Greek's pizza
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 05:35 (four years ago) link
i'm glad ND could actually get 11 wins, but at what cost: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5z9iv8
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 December 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link
They're playing my alma mater in Orlando and I already hate ND with the fire of 1,000 suns
― Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 00:06 (four years ago) link
I like how that video extolling Ames, Iowa mentions its city water supply as one of its many fabulous local wonders. Twice! It also wants us to know that the weather is good in the springtime, without saying that spring is sandwiched in between a wretched winter and a torrid summer and only lasts about six weeks.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 02:08 (four years ago) link
No argument here. Alabama was average this year, and there's not a Tua Tagovailoa or Jalen Hurts in the pipeline right now. We'll see how Tua's brother does, but I suspect the game plan will no longer revolve around a superman qb.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 02:10 (four years ago) link
dandy, cyclones' chances have improved (not saying they weren't already good). chip long has left.
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link
We have a good team this year and will be even better next year. But I don't see the Clones beating ND.
I can't wait to watch Saban run up the score on Ole Miss next year. He hates Kiffin as much as I hate ND.
― Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 23:20 (four years ago) link
https://www.wave3.com/resizer/D9poTW8hBkyivGrQKLII8Cy7cnI=/1200x600/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-raycom.s3.amazonaws.com/public/MTS2ERADZZDUBCHGAQ453IUHCE.jpg
― earlnash, Thursday, 12 December 2019 01:35 (four years ago) link
army and navy, combined passing in the first half: 2-for-2, 11 yards
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 December 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link
From its inception to 2017, the game was sponsored by the Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen restaurant franchise and officially known as the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl.[8] After Restaurant Brands International acquired Popeyes in 2017, they declined to renew sponsorship. Elk Grove Village, Illinois — "home to the largest industrial park in the United States" — picked up the sponsorship in 2018, renaming the bowl as the Makers Wanted Bahamas Bowl.[9]
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 December 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
mercy rule in a national semifinal
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link
^^
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 28 December 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link
lawrence is getting brutalized
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 December 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link
Clemson O-line is not winning consistently, but the OSU O-line has had consistent success.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 December 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link
football move indicator that lights up when football moves are happening
― Cojones in Motor Oil (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:07 (four years ago) link
These two teams are pretty even. OSU has better athletes on defense.
Oklahoma could not beat Auburn, they looked slow as usual on defense by comparison to LSU.
― earlnash, Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:09 (four years ago) link
I think that targeting penalty is a bit extreme. I could see that being the result on a second play by same player or maybe a total across a season, but it does seem a bit like 'get out of jail free' card in football and seems to make impact in a bunch of games.
― earlnash, Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:10 (four years ago) link
headhunting used to be an integral part of the game, but permanent brain damage has long been an integral part of the game, too, so... which is more important in the long run: affecting game outcomes, or reducing the prevalence of traumatic brain injury?
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:17 (four years ago) link
good game, impressed by clem to come back
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:05 (four years ago) link
nothing quite like MAC and Sunbelt also-rans doing battle in the mobile alabama/GMAC/go daddy/dollar general/lendingtree bowl on a random monday night in january
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 03:21 (four years ago) link
It was dumb of the NCAA to schedule the championship game so late, right after divisional weekend, the most exciting weekend of NFL football
― 525,600 gecs (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 04:08 (four years ago) link
Joe Brady in the box with a headset, looks like he should be a dude in a madden tournament
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link
I'm picking the Tigers to win.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link
this whole game is one big zaxby's commercial
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link
with a fanboat drive-thru
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link
this game, if late, is still very good
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:34 (four years ago) link
James Skalski could be called for targeting while standing still
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:12 (four years ago) link
this LSU team is one we're gonna remember forever.
jamarr chase is just a sophomore, jeez. my chief rooting interest is for him to get to 300 yds.
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:28 (four years ago) link
head ref has david byrne vibes
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:45 (four years ago) link
like this is his first game, and he'll go home to journal about how profoundly strange american football is
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:47 (four years ago) link
enjoying this new trend of 'sure, our coach is a racist abuser, but look at all the money we saved by making him take a paycut'
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
"I don't think we can take this away from our players, take this away from our state and our country," Orgeron said. "We need football. Football is the lifeblood of our country."
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
It's definitely the life blood of his bank account.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
https://www.si.com/college/bostoncollege/football/betting-odds-on-college-football-return
His bank account is going to take a hit, I assume.
― Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link
washington state is apparently cutting players who signed *or retweeted* the pac-12 players list of demands. amazing
Am told multiple other #WSU players who shared the "#WeAreUnited" graphics have been released from the team, as well. https://t.co/OA0Hg3aroo— Theo Lawson (@TheoLawson_SR) August 2, 2020
― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 August 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
Among complaints from Colorado State athletes staffers: Coaches have told players not to report COVID-19 symptoms, threatened players with reduced playing time if they quarantine and claim CSU is altering contact tracing reports to keep players practicing https://t.co/OMjaq7GFsK— Kevin Lytle (@Kevin_Lytle) August 4, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link