"I don't want an election, you don't want an election," he tells the camerasdude
― nashwan, Monday, 2 September 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
In the last few weeks the chances of a deal have been rising, I believe, for three reasons. They can see that we want a deal.They can see that we have a clear vision for our future relationship with the EU - something that has perhaps not always been the case.And they can see that we are utterly determined to strengthen our position by getting ready to come out regardless, come what may.But if there is one thing that can hold us back in these talks it is the sense in Brussels that MPs may find some way to cancel the referendum.
They can see that we have a clear vision for our future relationship with the EU - something that has perhaps not always been the case.
And they can see that we are utterly determined to strengthen our position by getting ready to come out regardless, come what may.
But if there is one thing that can hold us back in these talks it is the sense in Brussels that MPs may find some way to cancel the referendum.
I started to count the number of lies in this little nugget but dizzied (?) myself and passed out.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
labour going to do brexit eek
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/dAtEtNm.png
did dril tweet what he did after seeing this image on top of the gruan's live blog, or did this guy read dril's tweet and then pursued in horror?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-15-2015/OTNmFL.gif
― mark s, Monday, 2 September 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
"I am proud to say on Wednesday Chancellor Sajid Javid will set out the biggest spending round in a decade."-_-
― nashwan, Monday, 2 September 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
I have a question. Is the running joke where you all spell jeremy corbyn’s name wrong meant to be at the expense of twitter users who constantly spell it wrong? Or does it originate somewhere else?
― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 September 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
Dunno, just joining in, trying to be part of the gang
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 September 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
I think it’s a weird/left twitter thing, don’t know exact origin but I’m happy it caught on here :D
― gyac, Monday, 2 September 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
Cobrynp
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 2 September 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
jezza lil joke amongst frenz
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
There’s this account, which catalogues the sewer that is his mentions
Anti-Corbynists on living in shipping containers: seriously good, wonderful even, snobby to say otherwise, anyone who does should fuck off home, anyway when are you going to start supporting our troops? pic.twitter.com/Mcf0YXnfoL— Corbyn Reply Guys (@corbynreplyguys) August 23, 2019
― gyac, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
“Number 10 has been polling “culture war” issues, such as transgender rights, to see whether they can be weaponised against Labour in northern working-class constituencies” says the Times’ @RSylvesterTimeshttps://t.co/hrFCf1rdCx— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) September 2, 2019
― gyac, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link
I feel the limits of my capacity for hatred are being tested by a cruel god.
― Alba, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
14 October? When was the last time we had an election on a Monday?
― Ned Trifle X, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
Wanted to get it as close to Thatcher’s birthday as possible.
― ShariVari, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link
Maybe a ploy to suppress the remaining Jewish vote who haven't abandoned Labour over supposed antisemitism?
Religious Jews would be unable to vote in this election as it will be on the first day of the festival of Sukkot. https://t.co/cnhkKC4QY9— Adam Wagner (@AdamWagner1) September 2, 2019
― help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
Nah, they just haven’t thought that one through.
― coup de twat (suzy), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
Presumably there will be the option of postal voting.
― ShariVari, Monday, 2 September 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
lads... getting a little nervous about an election fought on "let's just get on with it" Vs "let's delay things again". noticed BJ referred to it as "corbyn's delay" a couple of times too
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link
lol we’re all gonna die
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
is basically how i break it down to an extent
Corbyn's pointless delay, to be exact.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
I really want a long preemptive extension from the EU just for the bants now
― stet, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
Gove is no longer going to release the watered down Yellowhammer stuff because of the risk it’ll alarm the public. No deal strategy not looking great!
― gyac, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
David Gauke confirms he will vote against the government tomorrow and Wednesday. He is set to lose the Conservative whip— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) September 2, 2019
― gyac, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
i'll be thinking of when this turd was repping for UC a couple of years back and crying into my beer when he bravely falls on his sword of honour...
― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/01/tom-watson-face-calls-resign-extent-ties-nick-revealed-underacted/
can't they find some way of getting shut of Watson now, before this damning report comes out in two weeks
― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link
Well this whole thing (i.e. whether or not we're all gonna lol die) is dependent now on Tories developing a conscience. Oh dear. Either that or forming yet another breakaway party.
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― who do you think you are kidding mr cummings (Matt #2), Monday, 2 September 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link
When the DWP job landed on Gauk I recall someone saying he's a moderate is this one and a pol of substance, he will object to the brutal UC rollout - well you know what happened next etc...
― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
Whatever happened to David Davis? Weird how he got left out of this cabinet.
― gyac, Monday, 2 September 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link
he's taller than boris and ex SAS...
― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
Two Labour MPs on Newsnight just now, saying they'd vote against calling an October general election. Stakes raised again. What's Cummings got for that?
― mike t-diva, Monday, 2 September 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link
(probably Tory peers filibustering the block-no-deal bill)
― mike t-diva, Monday, 2 September 2019 22:26 (four years ago) link
woke DAG is something to see
Solidarity with all trans peopleThis vile nastiness cannot be allowed to prevail https://t.co/thDanWMRGn— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) September 2, 2019
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 September 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link
never realised Owen posted on here as Andrew Farrell but everyhing is crystal clear now
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2019 23:20 (four years ago) link
Big LOLs if Labour do vote against a General Election tbh. I notice Labour are nonetheless preparing for a People vs. Parliament campaign by banging on about elites and elitism.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:10 (four years ago) link
They might vote against one if it’s a lever to sneak in no deal, it’s been a consistent approach from them and they’d go hard on it. Justine Greening standing down; she barely kept her seat last time.
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:19 (four years ago) link
lol @ spreadsheet phil dismissing "incomers and entryists" who have taken over his party and Cummings isn't even a party member, that's not a slur in my book.
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:20 (four years ago) link
Probably the most interesting Phil’s been since his disco goth years.
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:21 (four years ago) link
Do you think those standing down are set to vote against the government today?
― coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:24 (four years ago) link
presume they think they can get away w this strategy of saying 'we don't want an election' while all he time planning for one on 14/10 because most people don't follow this nonsense closely and 'we don't want an election' will be the thing that gets clipped on the 6 and the 9
― самокритика me, daddy (||||||||), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:28 (four years ago) link
xp most of them are remainers who hate Boris so you’d imagine so. He hasn’t got anything to threaten them with.
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:40 (four years ago) link
Shadow attorney general Shami Chakrabarti has been on the Today programme denying that there is division in the party over whether to back an election (see 6.28am). She said Labour would “need to get the sequencing right” before backing an election, and would first need “a locked in guarantee that Britain would not crash out of the EU during a campaign period”. Chakrabarti said if they could “lock things down to ensure we don’t crash out” then, of course, they would want a general election. “We are geared up for a general election and we want it as soon as possible.”
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:42 (four years ago) link
On a FB thread populated by long ‘90s media melts, they were openly begging for the return of Blair, as they do every time he’s on the news.
― coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:45 (four years ago) link
Must be nostalgic for another illegal war
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 07:53 (four years ago) link
there is no 'progressive alliance' to be had with Lib Dems. They're a centre-right party - their natural allies are the (rapidly dwindling) Cameronite wing of the Tory Party. That's about all there is to it tbh pic.twitter.com/NwN52W1x6g— tom (@malaiseforever) September 3, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 08:03 (four years ago) link
Peter Walker’s not having a great time of it, is he?
pic.twitter.com/4iNfSZiCSH— Cynical Bathtub (@cynical_bathtub) September 3, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 08:05 (four years ago) link
God I hate the shouty cunt outside of Parliament
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 08:09 (four years ago) link
God I hate Dan Walker
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 08:14 (four years ago) link