PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

I mean, that's what the dog is really for.

Does jeremey cobybm look bad for being punchy about an election now does he eh

Bozzer Running Scared of An Election

"I don't want an election, you don't want an election," he tells the cameras

dude

In the last few weeks the chances of a deal have been rising, I believe, for three reasons. They can see that we want a deal.

They can see that we have a clear vision for our future relationship with the EU - something that has perhaps not always been the case.

And they can see that we are utterly determined to strengthen our position by getting ready to come out regardless, come what may.

But if there is one thing that can hold us back in these talks it is the sense in Brussels that MPs may find some way to cancel the referendum.

I started to count the number of lies in this little nugget but dizzied (?) myself and passed out.

labour going to do brexit eek

https://i.imgur.com/dAtEtNm.png

did dril tweet what he did after seeing this image on top of the gruan's live blog, or did this guy read dril's tweet and then pursued in horror?

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-15-2015/OTNmFL.gif

"I am proud to say on Wednesday Chancellor Sajid Javid will set out the biggest spending round in a decade."

-_-

I have a question. Is the running joke where you all spell jeremy corbyn’s name wrong meant to be at the expense of twitter users who constantly spell it wrong? Or does it originate somewhere else?

Dunno, just joining in, trying to be part of the gang

I think it’s a weird/left twitter thing, don’t know exact origin but I’m happy it caught on here :D

Cobrynp

jezza lil joke amongst frenz

There’s this account, which catalogues the sewer that is his mentions

Anti-Corbynists on living in shipping containers: seriously good, wonderful even, snobby to say otherwise, anyone who does should fuck off home, anyway when are you going to start supporting our troops? pic.twitter.com/Mcf0YXnfoL

— Corbyn Reply Guys (@corbynreplyguys) August 23, 2019

“Number 10 has been polling “culture war” issues, such as transgender rights, to see whether they can be weaponised against Labour in northern working-class constituencies” says the Times’ ⁦@RSylvesterTimes⁩https://t.co/hrFCf1rdCx

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) September 2, 2019

I feel the limits of my capacity for hatred are being tested by a cruel god.

14 October? When was the last time we had an election on a Monday?

Wanted to get it as close to Thatcher’s birthday as possible.

Maybe a ploy to suppress the remaining Jewish vote who haven't abandoned Labour over supposed antisemitism?

Religious Jews would be unable to vote in this election as it will be on the first day of the festival of Sukkot. https://t.co/cnhkKC4QY9

— Adam Wagner (@AdamWagner1) September 2, 2019

Nah, they just haven’t thought that one through.

Presumably there will be the option of postal voting.

lads... getting a little nervous about an election fought on "let's just get on with it" Vs "let's delay things again". noticed BJ referred to it as "corbyn's delay" a couple of times too

lol we’re all gonna die

is basically how i break it down to an extent

Corbyn's pointless delay, to be exact.

I really want a long preemptive extension from the EU just for the bants now

Gove is no longer going to release the watered down Yellowhammer stuff because of the risk it’ll alarm the public. No deal strategy not looking great!

David Gauke confirms he will vote against the government tomorrow and Wednesday. He is set to lose the Conservative whip

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) September 2, 2019

i'll be thinking of when this turd was repping for UC a couple of years back and crying into my beer when he bravely falls on his sword of honour...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/01/tom-watson-face-calls-resign-extent-ties-nick-revealed-underacted/

can't they find some way of getting shut of Watson now, before this damning report comes out in two weeks

Well this whole thing (i.e. whether or not we're all gonna lol die) is dependent now on Tories developing a conscience. Oh dear. Either that or forming yet another breakaway party.

xpost

When the DWP job landed on Gauk I recall someone saying he's a moderate is this one and a pol of substance, he will object to the brutal UC rollout - well you know what happened next etc...

Whatever happened to David Davis? Weird how he got left out of this cabinet.

he's taller than boris and ex SAS...

Two Labour MPs on Newsnight just now, saying they'd vote against calling an October general election. Stakes raised again. What's Cummings got for that?

(probably Tory peers filibustering the block-no-deal bill)

woke DAG is something to see

Solidarity with all trans people

This vile nastiness cannot be allowed to prevail https://t.co/thDanWMRGn

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) September 2, 2019

never realised Owen posted on here as Andrew Farrell but everyhing is crystal clear now

Big LOLs if Labour do vote against a General Election tbh. I notice Labour are nonetheless preparing for a People vs. Parliament campaign by banging on about elites and elitism.

They might vote against one if it’s a lever to sneak in no deal, it’s been a consistent approach from them and they’d go hard on it.

Justine Greening standing down; she barely kept her seat last time.

lol @ spreadsheet phil dismissing "incomers and entryists" who have taken over his party and Cummings isn't even a party member, that's not a slur in my book.

Probably the most interesting Phil’s been since his disco goth years.

Do you think those standing down are set to vote against the government today?

presume they think they can get away w this strategy of saying 'we don't want an election' while all he time planning for one on 14/10 because most people don't follow this nonsense closely and 'we don't want an election' will be the thing that gets clipped on the 6 and the 9

xp most of them are remainers who hate Boris so you’d imagine so. He hasn’t got anything to threaten them with.

Shadow attorney general Shami Chakrabarti has been on the Today programme denying that there is division in the party over whether to back an election (see 6.28am).

She said Labour would “need to get the sequencing right” before backing an election, and would first need “a locked in guarantee that Britain would not crash out of the EU during a campaign period”.

Chakrabarti said if they could “lock things down to ensure we don’t crash out” then, of course, they would want a general election. “We are geared up for a general election and we want it as soon as possible.”

On a FB thread populated by long ‘90s media melts, they were openly begging for the return of Blair, as they do every time he’s on the news.

Must be nostalgic for another illegal war

there is no 'progressive alliance' to be had with Lib Dems. They're a centre-right party - their natural allies are the (rapidly dwindling) Cameronite wing of the Tory Party. That's about all there is to it tbh pic.twitter.com/NwN52W1x6g

— tom (@malaiseforever) September 3, 2019