yay! Far superior to chests.
― Yerac, Sunday, 1 September 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link
Yay!
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link
This party pooper is actually kind of meh on butts (a good pair of shoulders, OTOH...). But However, if you have access to the Criterion Channel, check out La Cambrure (The Curve) (Shaki, 1999).
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 2 September 2019 00:41 (four years ago) link
big butt fan
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 2 September 2019 00:42 (four years ago) link
^cannot lie
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 2 September 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link
butts rule
― cheese canopy (map), Monday, 2 September 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link
An unreformed primate, here.
― hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Monday, 2 September 2019 05:05 (four years ago) link
I got a bad girl, I got a brain-with-an-ass girlShe got a mean bop, I got a lean to the way I walk
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 2 September 2019 07:40 (four years ago) link
And booties
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 September 2019 10:12 (four years ago) link
How long has “bubble butt” been around as a thing
― calstars, Sunday, 22 September 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
Google Books returns a reference from 1947, on page three of the Daytona Beach Morning Journal. It talks about an exhibit of satirical pastels by Richard Sanford, who was introduced by "Mrs Charles Boardman, department chairman".
"The clubwomen gathered in conversational knots before such far-fetched caricatures as "Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947" (a bulbous figured female horror in beach garb), "Closing Time", and "Juke Joint". Several of the women were overheard to remark, of "Juke Joint", that they didn't see how an artist could waste his time painting such unnatural horrors.
It was noted, however, that these censors spent more time scrutinizing this "horror" than they did before the more conventional items such as still lifes and less sinister girls heads.
Mrs O B Shanley and Mrs Joseph Whittaker presided at a tea table centered with an arrangement of calendula flanked by yellow tapers."
This was back during the dark days when women didn't just steal their husband's surname, they took his entire identity and passed themselves off as him. Luckily men fought back and here we are today.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 22 September 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
I think butts may be good
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 22 September 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link
"The clubwomen gathered in conversational knots before such far-fetched caricatures as "Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947" (a bulbous figured female horror in beach garb), "Closing Time", and "Juke Joint". Several of the women were overheard to remark, of "Juke Joint", that they didn't see how an artist could waste his time painting such unnatural horrors."
i feel a mood coming on
― Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Sunday, 22 September 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link
@“Ashley” LOLOL
― calstars, Sunday, 22 September 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link
Also there are three or four good band names in that article. Good names for early-80s British postmodern art-pop bands along the lines of Kissing the Pink or The Flying Lizards etc. For example:
Flanked by Yellow Tapers, who could perhaps be a Dr John tribute band but with a synthesiser.
The Sinister Girls, who are inspired by the quirky 1950s nostalgia of the 1980s.
Shanley / Whittaker, a postmodern folk duo.
Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, who do Beatles covers in a grindcore style.
It's easy to poke fun at the 1940s! And that's why I'm doing it.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 22 September 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link
Surprisingly, Lydia Pinkham is an extant company!
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lydia-Pinkham-Herbal-Compound-8-Oz/46108024
― ☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 22 September 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link
There are more nay butts than yay ones imho
― StanM, Monday, 23 September 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link
The gluteus maximusIt's the muscle in back of us
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 23 September 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link
is ilx getting kinda cheeky and flirty again? bc if so, i'm leaving.
― treeship., Monday, 23 September 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
Oh, hey there. Of all things that could draw you back, you chose the most felicitous one.
― pomenitul, Monday, 23 September 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link
treesh we'll look at your backside as you leave
― ogmor, Monday, 23 September 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link
― StanM, Monday, September 23, 2019 6:39 AM bookmarkflaglink
Buttist
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 September 2019 12:30 (four years ago) link
“What’s wrong with being sexy?”
― calstars, Monday, 23 September 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link
That's nice, but I feel kind of... like I'm lookin' at a perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger.
― untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 23 September 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link
it'd be harder to poop without a butt tbh, so they're okay by me
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 September 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link
Harder? Like difficult but you found a way?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 September 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link
Not all of us lack cloacas.
― pomenitul, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link
New York, North Lack-A-Cloaca and Compton
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 23 September 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link
untuned mass dumper (mh)
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
brutal
― mh, Monday, 23 September 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
voted yay without hesitation
― k3vin k., Monday, 23 September 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link
https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2019/09/16/consider-the-butt/
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 23 September 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link
feel like more raps should use callipygian to rhyme with
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 23 September 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
I learned that one from John Grant's Black Belt.
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 23 September 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
Aspiring rappers: rhymes for steatopygous
― hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Monday, 23 September 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
I myself have not a butt, there's just nothing there, it's a real tragedy. I've spoken to professionals about it, how I can Build-A-Butt. Apparently I'm just too thigh-strong, my squats are doing all the necessary work, and so my ass just won't develop unless I do the really intense gluteal focus exercises. One day I'll make my butt my top priority. Not today, though. I love butts
― fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 23 September 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-06/15/17/enhanced/webdr09/original-grid-image-15986-1434403530-24.jpg
― hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Monday, 23 September 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 30 September 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link
This butt is closing tomorrow.
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 00:23 (four years ago) link
Looking forward to:Automatic thread butt. This poll's results are now in.
― frame casual (dog latin), Monday, 30 September 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link
Six ppl wtf
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 00:22 (four years ago) link
they thought the thread was about smoking
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 01:17 (four years ago) link
pooper is actually kind of meh on butts
irony!
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
― hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Monday, September 23, 2019 1:55 PM (eight months ago)
was the original image a butt y/n
― stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
no, but it was posted by one
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
oh shi-
― stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link
At least half my posts are butt posts
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 14 June 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
but
― brian emo (rip van wanko), Sunday, 14 June 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
i say goddamn
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 September 2020 05:56 (three years ago) link
in these trying times, at least we have this to hold onto
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 01:47 (three years ago) link
two good cheeks
― Dan S, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 02:23 (three years ago) link
Down with butts, I say. They should all be lopped off.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link
did we ever get these shorted
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link