END TO END BERNERS: The Official Bernie Sanders 2020 Crew thread

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xp...and don't care about tax returns, I guess.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

there are similarly batty segments like this for every candidate iirc

Simon H., Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

based on that same poll from april that ppl over-interpreted back then too

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

sad!

Simon H., Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

that poll means now this awful centrist meme is about bernie, i guess

https://i.imgur.com/8yuVITg.jpg

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

awful centrist meme OTM

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

short version is "BIDEN WILL BE PRESIDENT AND DONT BE MAD"

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:18 (four years ago) link

awful centrist meme OTM


this is why we can’t have nice things

Gareth Jones, Godzilla’s assistant (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

Well, is there a Dem nominee who can somehow magically unite all the disparate coalitions without many of them having to swallow their pride?

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

Old Democrats hate Bernie, young Democrats hate Biden and Harris, the left hates everybody except Bernie, someone’s gonna have to compromise or else Trump will win.

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

there's one i can think of who could maybe play that peacekeeper/party uniter role

Mordy, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

it involves the left swallowing their pride for someone with capitalist bones but i think they'll do it

Mordy, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

Bernie bros are already lined up to discredit her

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

"Bernie bros"

antifa

deep state

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

it's early

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

twitter isn't the world

Mordy, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Bernie doesn't have a capitalist bone in his body

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

none of this stupid shit matters

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

"Bernie bros"

antifa

deep state

poll

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

neti pot kombucha lists bands

Mordy, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

I guess if you for some reason want to grant that those polls have any merit, a pragmatic solution would be to support bernie so these people don’t swing the election to trump. you know, for the good of the country

also for the math-challenged, 20% of 20% is 4%

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

yeah pretty much every DSA type I know thinks Warren is a wolf in sheep’s clothing & they’re already making efforts to kneecap her. also, knowing Bernie, assuming he doesn’t win the nom he’ll stay in the race way longer than necessary which will also hurt Warren

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

in a bimodal distribution on a univariate ideological axis, warren is probably the ideological middle of the left part of the curve.

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

plus I think Warren might have difficulty gaining black voters’ enthusiasm compared to Biden/Sanders/Harris which puts her at a disadvantage

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

basically what I’m saying is this is gonna suck

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

let the goddamn 14 MONTHS play out

This myth that runnerup candidates MUST DROP OUT ASAP (and always have) is bullshit pushed by the Hillbots three years ago.

Politics is about a death struggle between options.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

you are right about the death struggle

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

“nice candidacy you have there, shame if something happened to it”

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

I do like the idea that Warren has been talking about jailing bankers and breaking up tech giants just to attract big donors and moderate suburban votes so she can win power and pursue her hidden agenda of governing like Bill Clinton.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

*extracts bone sample*

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

Death struggle or lemmings off a cliff

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

using "shut up and get in line" a year before an election is the most antidemocratic crap I can think of

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link

Morbs nobody has to shut up and get in line now but we need to make peace with the fact that eventually some of us will have to

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

And it’s not necessarily leftists that will need to! It goes for anti-Bernie / anti-Warren crowds as well!

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

There's time. In the meantime, hurricanes!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

A lot of this anxiety stems from the fact that there are already tons of people telegraphing that they won't under any circumstances vote for this or that candidate due to perceived lack of ideological purity.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

caveat; I know your vote doesn’t actually matter Morbs since you live in a very special blue state instead of a normal one

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

I do like the idea that Warren has been talking about jailing bankers and breaking up tech giants just to attract big donors and moderate suburban votes so she can win power and pursue her hidden agenda of governing like Bill Clinton.

― All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), 1. september 2019 19:28 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The way the senate's looking, I fear they all will govern like Bill Clinton :(

Frederik B, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

Many people can telegraph many things in September 2019. I just don't see the point of worrying now.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

not to mention the fucking Supreme Court (thanks people who didn’t vote Dem!) xp

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

People, especially dudes, love posturing on social media.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

I only do it on ilx

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

And it’s not necessarily leftists that will need to! It goes for anti-Bernie / anti-Warren crowds as well!

― Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, September 1, 2019 1:35 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

which is why even worrying about this dumb shit now is pointless. it’s beautiful outside, enjoy the summer!

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

A lot of this anxiety stems from the fact that there are already tons of people telegraphing that they won't under any circumstances vote for this or that candidate due to perceived lack of ideological purity.

This is entirely in your head. To rehash something that has been done a million times on ILX, there's always a percentage of Democratic primary voters who vote GOP in the general and in 2016, Berniebros were more party-loyal than Hillary voters in 2008. Warren or Harris aren't going to do worse on that front than Clinton.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

As frustrating as it must be to most ilxors, the democratic nominee will be chosen by people, both ordinary voters and political insiders, the majority of whom do not closely resemble ilxors. This cold fact will be doubly true when it comes to the people who will choose the next president in November 2020.

I don't like this any better than you do, but I've had a longer time to get used to it.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

Morbs since you live in a very special blue state instead of a normal one

the first state to hate the Grifter, in spite of all the dumb hicks upstate who will vote for him

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 September 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

knowing Bernie, assuming he doesn’t win the nom he’ll stay in the race way longer than necessary which will also hurt Warren

man what

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 1 September 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

longer "than necessary" for crut

like I said, special rules and new historical template for Bernie

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 September 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

like im currently giving money to both campaigns but people who think Bernie is somehow the problem in the current democratic field just absolutely baffle me

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 1 September 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link


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