Bond #25: NO TIME TO DIE

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After his second one?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:45 (three months ago) link

Eheh ok maybe one movie ago !
Wasn’t he supposed to quit before the previous one ? So with this one that would be 2 movies after he was supposed to leave.
Anyway, it seems like his successor has been discussed for years.

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:49 (three months ago) link

that's just part of being Bond or Doctor Who, ppl are always fantasy casting the next one as soon as the current one is announced

this has probably been amplified in Craig's case bcz iirc his Bond goes rogue and quits MI5 in every single movie, hence incel dipshits losing their minds over a lady temporarily having his locker number at the start of the next one

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:55 (three months ago) link

Oh ok. I thought he had made an announcement or something.

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:56 (three months ago) link

He was contracted for four films. Four days after the last one wrapped an eight-month shoot, while hungover first thing in the morning, he was asked if he was thinking about the next one at that moment:

Now? I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists. No, not at the moment. Not at all. That’s fine. I’m over it at the moment. We’re done. ...For at least a year or two, I just don’t want to think about it.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 08:32 (three months ago) link

aka every comment Robert Smith has ever made about the current tour being the last one.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:32 (three months ago) link

robert smith for bond or gtfo

Gareth Jones, Godzilla’s assistant (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:35 (three months ago) link

BOND #26: CUT HERE

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:43 (three months ago) link

Ahah yeah R. Smith could be an interesting ott dark Bond. A lot of CGI action scenes to be planned !

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:03 (three months ago) link

BOND #27: A NIGHT LIKE THIS

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:22 (three months ago) link

BOND: Do you expect me to cry?
GOLDFINGER: No.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:24 (three months ago) link

Bond Girl Elise Inmypantz

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:34 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

sting AND jack savoretti? wow pls stop you're spoiling us

Teaser Poster and Trailer for #NoTimeToDie are finished and about to be revealed to the world. Sting and Jack Savoretti in final talks to sing the theme-tune for the movie. pic.twitter.com/NCp6pdOfhK

— Marcos Kontze (@marketto007) September 26, 2019

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:15 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Hollywood Liberalism is making environmentalists or Occupy or Antifa the villain instead of a Koch Brother because the Koch Brother would be too obvious and the other one is more narratively interesting but also you hate the Lefty activist for reasons you can't articulate https://t.co/E4e8CkPHrK

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) October 27, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 October 2019 13:52 (one month ago) link

Bond absolutely would have voted Leave.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 28 October 2019 18:50 (one month ago) link

Bond felt what almost amounted to contempt for the neverending wrangling of the politicians, media and public over the European Union. He knew the real events that governed the world took place beneath the surface, in another world, a world that few would see until it erupted onto their screens as an unexpected war, a politician’s disappearance, or the downing of a plane. A hapless or intrepid journalist might stumble on the edges of it, and wash up dead a week later on the shores of the South China Seas, in a Balkan ghetto, or in a rented room in Paddington. This wasn’t something controlled by public debate and rotten politicians. Behind those events were dangerous men. Shadowy, capricious gamblers who held the world’s fate between their thumb and forefinger. And in five minutes one of them was going to walk into the St James’ club where Bond was drinking a scotch and water, and ask if he had a light.

imo.

Fizzles, Monday, 28 October 2019 19:12 (one month ago) link

v good

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 28 October 2019 19:44 (one month ago) link

x post BrahhhVOE, old man!

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 28 October 2019 20:22 (one month ago) link

Well done!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 03:51 (one month ago) link

ha, thanks - i just wanted to play out a hunch that Fleming wdve written Bond as outside grubby politics and slightly contemptuous of it all. Fleming himself - an Empire figure, and like many people of his age were they still around - would have been Brexit. And the silly patriotic eyebrow-ironically-raised bombast of the recent films is of course v brexity.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 06:26 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

daniel craig lookin' leathery

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:43 (two days ago) link

enh

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:45 (two days ago) link

god almighty are they still doing "i'm too old for this shit?"

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:46 (two days ago) link

I'm getting too old for I'm getting too old for this shit

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:47 (two days ago) link

also is it just me or are there some very awkward beats in that trailer

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:57 (two days ago) link

This looks dope, I don't know what jaded ish y'all are on

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:29 (two days ago) link

Although I reserve the right to be extremely pissed when they kill the black female 00 to explore Bond's feelings

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:30 (two days ago) link

hoping that craig dies at the end and lashana lynch is the new 007 tbh

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:33 (two days ago) link

much more likely they gain a grudging respect for one another even as he sadly realizes he's no longer "fit to purpose" and respawns as....adam driver

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:35 (two days ago) link

This looks dope, I don't know what jaded ish y'all are on

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, December 4, 2019 8:29 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

gbx, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:12 (two days ago) link

no longer watch the films but this trailer seems more promising than the last few, looks to have been scaled back into an actual spy movie

imago, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:22 (two days ago) link

a vision of a better world

Julie Walters suggested herself as a possible female villain in this film, such as Rosa Klebb, while working with Bond producer Barbara Broccoli on Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool (2017). Walters, admittedly, had not heard back as of July 2017.

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:22 (two days ago) link

The trailer has some mildly odd beats but trailer editing is usually misleading in ways good bad and neutral. It does look very good visually, the action seems a bit more dynamic which—as I’ll never shut up about—was the issue w/the Mendes Bonds, which made billions but also showed the risks of going with a high profile middlebrow hack behind the lens vs an action veteran (one reason Casino Royale was great beyond the script and the casting was the Martin Campbell factor). Still will be disappointed if they don’t deploy Craig’s extremely excellent sense of humor, which was used in a very natural and seamless and effective way in CR, only to cast it aside for grimdark chaos your past haunts you James stuff.

omar little, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:41 (two days ago) link

maybe they edited the repeated nutshots James takes over the course of the movie out of the trailer

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:43 (two days ago) link

Thanks for reminding me about the chair scene in casino royale

omar little, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:45 (two days ago) link

haha anytime

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:46 (two days ago) link

"Feeling fiery today, James?"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:46 (two days ago) link

damn this looks much better than the last two. hope it is

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:47 (two days ago) link

I guess it probably doesn't help that I thought both Skyfall and Spectre were beautiful but boring, so this one looking nice doesn't excite me much on its own

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:47 (two days ago) link

i'm not necessarily just reacting to the look, but then it's ridiculous to make any judgments about a movie from the trailer etc.

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:51 (two days ago) link

regardless, feels like it has way more of an identity of its own than spectre, which was a rehash of old bond themes made 10000x worse

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:52 (two days ago) link

"we'll have a train fight, like from russia with love, except it won't be filmed half as well!" "we'll bring in blofeld, but he'll secretly be bond's brother!!!!"

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:53 (two days ago) link

hope waltz remains caged in glass for the runtime

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:54 (two days ago) link

I want to make an ortolan joke now but I can't get the formulation right

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:55 (two days ago) link

but then it's ridiculous to make any judgments about a movie from the trailer etc.

― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, December 4, 2019 9:51 AM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you do know this is ilxor dot com right

gbx, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:13 (two days ago) link

Waltz would have made a great Roger Moore-era Bond villain.

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:14 (two days ago) link

you do know this is ilxor dot com right

― gbx, Wednesday, December 4, 2019 10:13 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i do and i complained about the same thing in the knives out thread

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:18 (two days ago) link

This looks dope, I don't know what jaded ish y'all are on

I watched Spectre a couple of years ago and i'm still angry

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:24 (two days ago) link

"This looks dope, I don't know what jaded ish y'all are on"

no shit. I mean a Bond film has to be really, really, really shitty for me to not like it. I like all the Craig Bond films. This looks good too. I'm not expecting cinema I just want to be entertained and watch people shoot shit while speaking in english accents and wearing suits. Ana de Armas better have some lines though.

akm, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:37 (two days ago) link


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