The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

is he bringing it all back around to Trump TV?

yes now known as https://www.oann.com/

Chudnik

"That’s what I do, Win."

Who talks like this

Chuck Norris after a stroke?

"You've got shitty shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard"

dj khaled xxp

onan.com u say

I'm not going to even post his most recent tweet this morning about TS Dorian and Puerto Rico.

lol he makes it seem like even the storms have it out for him. FAke TroPicAL StorM!

Let me guess: is it the kind of pointlessly provocative statement that if uttered by any other human being would lead to them being understandably beaten in the street?

"Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) said Wednesday that he will resign at the end of 2019, citing health problems."

I was about to post! Good news.

what do you know

This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell. https://t.co/Kphs5dPA70

— Jason Hickel (@jasonhickel) August 28, 2019

Blackstone owns my company. Ugh.

it's ok, bono sort of owns my company

whadda world

i wonder who trump's favorite evil company friend is, blackwater or blackstone

holy shit karl is larry mullen jr?!

"Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) said Wednesday that he will resign at the end of 2019, citing health problems."

get that seat, Stacey

*plays driving 16th note pattern on hi-hats*

Statement from my spokesman: pic.twitter.com/0smIAb5ptA

— Stacey Abrams (@staceyabrams) August 28, 2019

I wonder to what extent some retiring republicans are thinking 'hey, the SC is ours for the foreseeable future, maybe I don't need to be quite as personally involved in powerfucking my country.'

:(

xp

https://www.trumpcareiud.com/

the level of voter suppression in GA next year is gonna be INSANE

Weird that from Abrams to O'Rourke, they think they can make a bigger impact anywhere but in the Senate. Maybe they're right! But if we get a Dem president and the Senate stays red, lotta good that will do us.

I think Abram's calculations are different from O'Rourke

I know they are all working with different maths and strategies, but ... snagging the senate seems pretty key to, well, the survival of this country.

dumb to speculate about this, but it does seem like Abrams has no interest in running in an election, unlike Beto

Oh, for sure, she clearly has other things to do. Just a possible missed opportunity is all.

....And by the way, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to Puerto Rico!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

wouldn't be surprised if there are, uh, some "security incidents" when this happens
https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Trump-visit-Bay-Area-fundraiser-first-time-GOP-RNC-14386143.php

Huh. Assuming he actually follows through, it would be an exceptionally rare display of legit courage on his part.

obviously like 90% of the population here hates his fucking guts with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns, so if he does follow through protests are gonna be significant

Sir, please come to Oakland

Today USCIS issued guidance that DHS "no longer considers children of U.S. government employees and U.S. armed forces members residing outside the United States as 'residing in the United States' for purposes of acquiring citizenship” --https://t.co/IRNR21Qm4P

— Tal Kopan (@TalKopan) August 28, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk
"I'm from a place where you prolly can't go / Speakin' for some people that you prolly ain't know"

He will probably visit google, facebook and twitter because without those 3 companies, he would never have become president.

xxp: ok, that is completely insane.

I...kinda can't wait to see how that one blows up in his face. Because yes: pretty much legitimately insane, and also self-defeating.

if it results in Meghan McCain getting deported I guess its not so bad

would that apply to parents who are US citizens as well (meaning they'd be declaring that the children of US citizens are not citizens, which seems...unlikely to hold up in court)? or is it a specific 'fuck you' to to government/military employees who aren't US citizens?

b-b-b-but some of those kids will be white

How's he doing with Zagat?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 27, 2019 6:51 PM (yesterday)

This “stable genius” tucked away on Pennsylvania Ave will make you “want to murder him in his sleep" and appeals to guests by a combination of "graft, intimidation, flattery, and race-baiting." Morning visitors can catch this "subliterate" "disgusting bag of shit" with "the moral compass of Leopold II" and "obvious and serious mental problems" prone on his tannning bed, "just pretty much constantly and unconvincingly lying" through his "anus-like mouth."

― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 6:19 AM (five hours ago)

this was a Very Good Post btw

I thought this story was sick enough when i heard about it this morning
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-immigration-border-cancer-children-healthcare-deport-a9080601.html
faamilies wuith children who had leave to remain in th ecountry because life threatening illness wasn't available elsewhere given 33 days to leave the country.

Now he's pushing that further still.
Is he ever going to stop? Or could somebody just permanently stop him?

Timothy Garner from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, can permanently stop him

I’m at the Jersey Shore and it’s amazing how many Trump as Superman, Trump as Captain America, and Trump 2020: Make the Liberals Cry Again T-shirt’s are on sale at the boardwalk alongside all the Fortnight, Billie Eilish and RIP Nipsey and XXX shirts.

cool screen name karl 😎

Jersey shore T-shirt shops don't give a fuck and will put up anything that sold just one time so not very surprising there xp

"That’s what I do, Win."

Who talks like this