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only collective quasi-supernatural passions brought on by extreme heat here so far i'm afraid! i was rhapsodising about penda's fen recently, it is really the best thing

imago, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

astonishing that the shipwreck of SS Richard Montgomery is still lying there after 75 years and apparently laden with enough ww2 explosives (1,434 tonnes of TNT) to cause a mini tsunami if she goes bang!

― calzino, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:21 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

walking along the seafront just now, could easily pick out the jutting masts of the sunken boat. amazing that it's still there above water. someone had painted an actually-really-good poem onto the beach steps about it too

imago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

apparently the 75th anniversary of its sinking was last week!

imago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/AcFbljB.jpg

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Y7p5Qx7.jpg

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

real england but in wales (an occasional series):

Anglesey man denies killing retired lecturer with crossbow https://t.co/84AAB1Pgg0

— The Guardian (@guardian) September 5, 2019

mark s, Thursday, 5 September 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link

He certainly has the look of a man who kills retired lecturers with a crossbow

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 5 September 2019 11:29 (four years ago) link

Comedian Dave Allen did indeed visit Meltham in the 1970s – to interview Herbert Thorpe, the Prophet of Meltham, for a TV series about eccentrics.

Clive Settle, of Radio Leeds who used to live in Meltham, recalled that his mum had met Dave Allen in the village.

The anecdote cropped up during a radio discussion about Britain’s finest comedians. But Clive didn’t know why Dave was there.

Several readers were quick to tell me.

The comedian made two documentary series in the 1970s: In Search of the Great Eccentric and Eccentrics At Play.

Matt Shaw said: “I used to live next door to Herbert Thorpe in Millmoor Road and, although I was only four at the time, my mum and myself met Mr Allen while he was enjoying a cigarette.”

Herbert got his name and reputation from the Biblical quotes he painted onto the side of his house and fence.

Herbert’s grandson, Mark Schofield, director of Schofield and Sons, of Linthwaite, says: “Herbert had a long-running planning dispute regarding a big fence that he erected around his fields and between his and the houses of his neighbours. The fence was painted black and he covered it, over a long period, with quotes from the scriptures, generally in the vein of ‘An eye for an eye’ – no namby pamby stuff.

“He hated ‘wrong uns’ and idleness. When he was in his 70s, with a big white beard and ramrod straight back, he walked up to Wessenden Head twice a day.

“Dave did a series on people who were eccentrics and granddad, who was known in the media as the Prophet of Meltham, was featured. Broadcasters from around the world came to film him.

“My dad, Carl, of J B Schofields scrapyard, sold him the wood for the fence and thought it was all hilarious, particularly as he agreed with a lot of his sentiments regarding workers and shirkers.”

Herbert, who died in 1978, was a very forceful character, says Mark.

“As kids, if we kicked our football into his field we went in like special forces to recover it without being seen.”

calzino, Friday, 6 September 2019 23:07 (four years ago) link

I wish I'd took a photo. I was just holding my dog to let a huge bulldozer tractor drive past and politely waved only to see two children in the cabin driving this potential weapon of mass destruction. I swear they can't have been any older than 8 years old. More like Real Ireland round this way today.

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link

I will execute every last motherfucking one od you. I know where to buy wine get tae fuck die die

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-49641063

A man spent £30,000 of his savings on a failed legal battle "for justice" over a £100 speeding fine.

Richard Keedwell, 71, said a "seriously flawed" legal system meant fighting the fine had taken nearly three years and used up his sons' inheritance money.

ban golf (jed_), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

Hero <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

3 years, money that could have been better spent elsewhere, flawed intransigent authority, probably a brexit analogy somewhere.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 06:18 (four years ago) link

Anything rather interesting, but not understandable for the people here. So it is rather necessary to make sure in it.

John Lawson, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link

Go on, I'm listening

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

nakh sock

imago, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

is that john lawson of kirkless council?!

ogmor, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/WHHm8z5/BF4-D8923-DCCC-4-AD6-9255-2-A92-D562-CEC8.jpg

Is that a common Yorkshire phrase or are they just super into anal in Filey?

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

the Kirklees council anti-litter campaign in the 90's was "don't be a tosser".

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

thinking about it, they could've actually gone with 'clear up your butts once you've finished'

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link

bad beryl cook pastiche with anal sex hints is not well thought out imo!

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link

just adding there isn't such a thing as good beryl cook pastiche or indeed good beryl cook!

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link

can't say i'm a big fan or anything but i don't mind her work, celebrating sexually liberated women and fuller figures is good obv

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

but maybe we should have a thread for popular art?

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link

wonder who would choose to die defending the reputation of jack vettriano

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

or that bastard that paints the multi-coloured cows

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

anybody but Banky, obv

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

I hate stanley spencer and henri rousseau as well just for the case that I'm not a sexist bastard and just despise crudely stylised figurative painting done with a lack of talent and ugly ass colours!

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

aw no way! love both of those

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

beryl cook's imagery is so conservative 50's real england it gives me a queasy feeling.

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link

stanley spencer was awful as well, a real suburban creepazoid, but at least he imagined corpses fucking each other!

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

i do tend to associate beryl cook with the worst sort of country pubs tbh

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

wonder who would choose to die defending the reputation of jack vettriano

― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, September 12, 2019 2:23 PM (eighteen minutes ago)

the methil michelangelo!

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

real suburban creepazoid are my favourite spanish football team fyi

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link

have been going through a bit of a lowry kick recently

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link

that seascape has been my favourite Lowry since i first saw it

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link

never seen the other one before tho!

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link

amazing that seascape! one of those works that really turns your head about an artist

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link

good to see they left the railings in place

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

they are still required to discourage the drugged up Lockwood crazies matchstick dogs from running in front of buses!

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

there is a Lowry movie coming isn't there?

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

never mind it just looks like another awful T Sprawl project

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

Oh god is there?

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link

Ha I was just about to invoke turner

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link

since Spall played another painter, Turner (which was good) he's done some awful projects including playing David Irving, and I think this is going to be another awful one by the reviews I've just skimmed.

calzino, Thursday, 12 September 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link

I was born 11 years after WW2, we still had shortages, vegetables were seasonal, we ate a lot of offal but fish was plentiful, I survived. We had a three day week of electricity I survived. We had a drought and failed crops, I survived. Yellow hammer? A walk in the park.

— Gary White (@prydwen3) September 12, 2019

Born in '58, no proper bathroom in the house, played in an old air raid shelter at the back of the house, gas lighting on the stairs leading to what would be called nowadays a flat. No supermarkets, but the high street was always busy and there were no empty unused shops. 😀

— LBG6224 (@gerry6224) September 13, 2019

'54. No bathroom, no running hot water, coal house next to the outside loo in the yard.

Comfortable now, but brought my kids up to understand that money doesn't grow on trees, to think for themselves, and that nothing in life is guaranteed.

We all voted to leave the EU.

— Jan Hoggarth (@HoggarthJan) September 13, 2019

1948, one week into NHS. Veg was seasonal, dad grew stuff on an allotment. Chicken was a luxury. Loved Spam fritters. Sunday roast lasted for thee days. What was ‘latte’ ‘Americano’? ‘Artisan’? Less choice, less complicated, healthier. Lot happier.

— Brie (@Brie0748) September 13, 2019

ban golf (jed_), Friday, 13 September 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link


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