I'm definitely gonna feel weird the next time I crabdance
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Ohmygod --- the choreography!!!!
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
NOW THEY HAVE RUINED CHOREOGRAPHY WHERE WILL THEY STOP
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't imagine how anyone -- young or old -- wouldn't find this insanely silly.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
why can't we return to the simple sanity of coheed and cambria
― 666 BESTIAL WALRUS 666 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
btw this sounds exactly like every other screamo band that's around right now, nothing new to see here. search other awful bands as underoath, the devil wears prada, etc
― Thanks, Casey Westcott Fleet Foxes (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
the devil wears chowda
― Kerm, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, underoath and the devil wears prada include hi-nrg synth moves in their songs too? maybe i should give those bands another chance.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
These guys sound nothing like Underoath (not that I'm mounting a defense of either, btw) and only a little like Devil Wears Prada. Actually I think these goofs make TDWP look like frickin' Coalesce by comparison.
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Is that a compliment?
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I was thinking this song had everything too, but now I realize it doesn't have any rapping. FROWNY EMOTICON.
― bendy, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Its a backhanded compliment to The Devil Wears Prada for not sucking THIS bad.
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
this song is the bomb
― autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
but is it the bomb-diggity
― am0n, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
yes
― autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
musically the first minute isn't so bad, overused autotune effect aside.
the eurodance breakdown at the end is hilarious
― abanana, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Can I simultaneously proclaim it awesome, and never really watch it again?
― THESE ARE MY FEELINGS! FEEL MY FEELINGS! (I eat cannibals), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haha my feelings exactly
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, it needs rapping.
Posting this from my abandoned house wearing my black v-neck shirt
― admrl, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I like how the girl in the white dress is covering her ears!
yeah that and the vocoder sound were the most wtf for me
― sleeve, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I like when am0n dubbed this cher metal
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
― THESE ARE MY FEELINGS! FEEL MY FEELINGS! (I eat cannibals), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
its more like "wow this is shitty" followed by watching it 20 times for me
― autogucci cru (deej), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Weird, there's a whole other video for this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D8CPXVhNsQ&feature=related
― Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I did feel that the first one was missing glowsticks
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
oh my god this song :D
cannot choose between 'virtuoso' piano moment, first appearance of autotune or eurodance rave-up
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link
*watches* "So, what does the keyboard player do other than headbang behind his rig?"
*later* "Oh."
*later still* "Ohhhhhhhhh."
― Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
wow I thought BEP's "I Gotta Feeling" would be the funniest song I'd hear this week but checkfuckingmate
― da croupier, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Come on, this is great.
― Sundar, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I love how the keyboard player isn't plugged into anything, no power, no cords to the amp, nothing.
I also love how the kid walks in right as the trance synth kicks in. Not only will the other kids not let you in to the show, but when you do finally sneak in it turns out that they were all going to see Aqua.
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Display Name), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link
So I had to stop by the mall to pick up something for my wife and decided to stop in Hot Topic. Don't laugh, its one of the few brick and mortar stores in my area that regularly carries Century Media and Nuclear Blast releases. ANYWAY. Brokencyde and Attack Attack were everyfuckingwhere. I mean, they had AT LEAST 30 copies of each and tshirts tshirts tshirts. Apparently this is most definitely a THING.
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
only in America. i hope. i pray.
― Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
hopefully attack attack fares better than brokencyde did in wikipedia's estimation of their relevance
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
― autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:11 PM
^^
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
totally prefer Brokencyde, though I do hope (as always) that some more focused youngsters somewhere will provide lengthier explorations of the trance/metal connection
― nabisco, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
totally prefer Brokencyde
I phrase I suspect you thought you would never utter.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
in fact I would like to solicit ILM's recommendations for not-too-cheesy trance + metal that doesn't come from cheeky noise bands, because Tatu could only go so far
― nabisco, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Rolling "teh lolz" draadje
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
are they laughing at americans
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
this entire thread can be summed up thusly
BrokeNCYDE single vond ik leuk op een debiele manier, Hollywood Undead had ook een paar aardige singles. Attack Attack! is waardeloos. Beste van het stel is wat mij betreft HORSE the Band met heel veel voorsprong.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
These guys are such hopeless douchecakes, it's palpably staggering.
― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Sometimes I really do imagine AINYC as a ruffled English aristocrat
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, OTM, but come now!
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
palpably staggering c'mon dude don't you write for a living
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
If you want to call it a living.
― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
open goal there, dude
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
living joke
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought he was talking about Dutch music geeks.
― Thijs, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
wow you're like candyman except instead of saying it to a mirror at midnight just post dutch on a thread and you appear
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
the candyman says dutch to a mirror at midnight?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Not sure that tearing apart, line by line, an illiterate guy talking about being clinically depressed is a particularly good look on that website's part, tbh.
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
and all this time I thought Stick Stickly was some brilliant Tim & Eric style parody, this is great(seriously though I hate websites that try to add "humorous commentary" to something that's already funny when all they can write is "uhhh...what?" and "nice grammar, lol")
― frogbs, Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
That guy's not illiterate, just very bad at writing.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
(seriously though I hate websites that try to add "humorous commentary" to something that's already funny when all they can write is "uhhh...what?" and "nice grammar, lol")
otm
― The Reverend, Thursday, 13 December 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, that was horrible
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
the commentary is indeed more hateful and irksome than anything that Attack Attack guy wrote. Sure he can't write for toffee, but the journo's writing and overall "HAR HAR HAR LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE CAN'T EVEN PUT A SENTENCE TOGETHER WHAT A MORAN" is about as entertaining as a rusty nail. Considering one is the bass player in a shit post-emo band and the other tries to pass himself off as a writer, I'm struggling to work out who comes off worst.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 14 December 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link
on the same level as Oatmeal guy's response to the Gawker article, though at least in that situation both participants can take care of themselves rather than being "lol crabcore guy no write good".
― Neil S, Friday, 14 December 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link
It's metalsucks.net, you don't exactly read it for the sterling editorial tone
― mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.kerrang.com/features/the-true-story-behind-the-most-hated-metal-video-of-all-time/
― na (NA), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
excellent, thanks
― Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
loooool this was great
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
also I am listening to "Stick Stickly" again and it's actually not bad (still hilarious but not terrible)
― Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link
Hey, did anyone hear about the time David Cameron met Crunk Pig?
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link
Phew.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 June 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
I will forever love this sentence:
Around 2006, then-high-schooler Johnny Franck was obsessed with local buttrock band Ambiance.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 June 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
R U ready to CRAB ANEW?
ATTACK ATTACK! Reportedly Back Together and Recording New Music https://t.co/EDCOB41iju pic.twitter.com/cFjj8jJL1u— Lambgoat (@lambgoat) October 19, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
crabby days are here again
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 October 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
Not even the return of crabcore can bring joy in these godforsaken times.
― emil.y, Monday, 19 October 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
nevertheless I am here for it
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
http://kittynchoke.com/cXc.jpg
― llurk, Monday, 19 October 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link