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Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

amazing Ben Stokes for a knighthood!

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

Well now

imago, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

That lbw was for Warne and McGrath ever existing

imago, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

Looks like I picked the wrong day not to listen to the cricket.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

same (but millennium tbrr)

mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

This is even more impressive than Botham in '81, right?

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

hope so, hate that dude

mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

Stokes is hardly Prince Charming either tbh.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

I retrospectively realise I have always believed this https://t.co/5z0fMX9RZi

— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) August 25, 2019

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

anyone comedown yet

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

even better than the World Cup final!

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

if we do win the Ashes I might agree

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

I wonder what the Australian public just waking up will think after expecting to have retained the Ashes?

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

The players have been really magnanimous though. They accepted the LBW wrong call and admitted it was their own fault for wasting that review but I wonder how the press will accept it.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

this was pretty good but of course they still can't resist the temptation to mention that Stokes was born in NZ https://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/we-can-all-die-happy-now-cricket-doesn-t-get-any-better-than-this-20190826-p52knk.html

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

Like the way everyone here just applauded how great Smith's been (comparing to Bradman) I think they will just stand back and admit it's one of he greatest innings ever.

Shame its not on council telly for everyone to watch

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

This must be the highest successful run chase ever for a team bowled out under 100. How on earth did England win after being bowled out for 67? It just doesn't happen. It only happens for other teams against England. Never happens for us. We better not to back to old habits though. Surely the players know they need to just grind out the runs and dont give up their wickets cheaply. Dont make me shout at them again!

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link

Just checking if that really happened yesterday

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Monday, 26 August 2019 11:23 (four years ago) link

just ask Glenn

The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box.

Thank you so much for being there with us.#bbccricket #Ashes pic.twitter.com/qTG16XC79Z

— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 25, 2019

I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 August 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

bees.

just ask Glenn

🐦[The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box.

Thank you so much for being there with us.#bbccricket🕸 #Ashes🕸 pic.twitter.com/qTG16XC79Z🕸
— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 25, 2019🕸]🐦


i listened to the TMS coverage after watching the last two hours in the pub yesterday. considerable amount of joy generated from how agitated glenn mcgrath gets about the lbw decision.

Fizzles, Monday, 26 August 2019 12:38 (four years ago) link

rogue bees.

Fizzles, Monday, 26 August 2019 12:38 (four years ago) link

I've got 5 days at Old Trafford then a couple of days at the Oval, that could have been a dismal prospect, not any more!

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

"I just have to make sure they are clean every time they were facing up because I would really regret it if it had been smudged," he said, "and then they zoom in on the glasses and say 'he didn't clean his glasses'.

imago, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

Getting beyond a joke now this England/Smith thing.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link

This would be a good Test to draw

imago, Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

it would be a miracle. They only happen once in a lifetime.
Can you see anything other than an England collapse? They got lucky in the last test which papered over the cracks.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

They got lucky in the test before that you mean, when Smith got it in the neck.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

hah

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

I just wish Joe Root could go out there and hit a triple century tomorrow

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

wow Root edged and neither Paine or Warner went for it. Lucky!

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

Root has found it so hard to convert 50s to 100s since becoming skipper. It's very worrying cuz we need a double ton from him.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

Root now injured after being struck on the back leg (Australia reviewed for LBW but it was missing)

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

How's the weather forecast for tomorrow?

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2019 11:14 (four years ago) link

One of my heroes Abdul Qadir died. :( He was a genius with the ball

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 7 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link

He was, that's sad

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

Well England are having a "go"

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 September 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

well its 0-2

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 September 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

and root will remain captain, his batting will stink because of it and nothing much will change over the next few years as the ECB prefer the money from One Day and T20 games and this silly new competition

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 7 September 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Anybody think England will bat out the draw?

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 01:36 (four years ago) link

Without those two wickets there might have been a chance, but now it looks beyond them.

AlanSmithee, Sunday, 8 September 2019 06:38 (four years ago) link

God has to intervene.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 September 2019 06:46 (four years ago) link

I don't think Stokes is God tbh

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 08:48 (four years ago) link

Nor do I.

But it's ok the ECB made a ton of cash who gives a shit.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 September 2019 08:49 (four years ago) link

that's pretty much it innit, that's all they care about

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link

its like having the Celtic FC board and their biscuit tin running cricket.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

Bairstow out

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

it looks awfully dark there to me

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link

Root has to stand down or be sacked as captain. Hi batting has been affected badly and he's not a good captain and his Ashes record as skipper is appalling. He's lost 2 series.

But the buck mustn't stop there.

Just watch the ECB do nothing and watch it all happen over and over again

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

Congrats to steve smith for single-handedly winning the Ashes

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link


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