here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

Who introduce Tom Brady to Pharrell?

He knew it would make you....

happy

Cam's Brady's hat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECrgZFVXUAUK34E.jpg:small

While interviewing fans outside Gillette for @WEEI before Pats/Panthers I had the pleasure of speaking with who I shall now refer to as my favorite Patriots fan ever. pic.twitter.com/Iyp9AF8uYN

— Fitzy (@FitzyGFY) August 23, 2019

True Masshole spirit, I love it!

GRONK

Gronk announces endorsement deal with CBDMedic.

He says he’s pain-free because of CBD and calls on pro sports leagues to change policies. pic.twitter.com/nSQTgI267m

— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) August 27, 2019

tell 'em Gronk!

weird no one made a deal abt gronk retiring early like w luck

basically the same age and gronks better

gronk had been hinting about it for a year and luck kept it quiet

also gronk's condition felt more dire and he seemed more 'used up', so there was not as much surprise.

major difference in timing. one was not long after after winning a title the other was right before the season started.

I think also a QB leaving is much more earthshaking wrt a franchise’s future plans.

speaking of Gronk, this is pretty nuts

https://deadspin.com/rob-gronkowski-says-he-couldnt-sleep-for-weeks-after-a-1837622174

I think the difference is pretty clear, Gronk is one of the best ever & has the rings to show for it, while Luck's career still feels incomplete...he won 4 playoff games, only making it as far as the AFCCG one time. also Gronk had injured so many different parts of his body that I think even some Pats fans were begging him to retire

it is freaky when you look at the film and it was a totally routine and legal hit and it fucked up his quad that badly

luck was totally injury prone too

i saw some stat that over his first three seasons he took 60 more hits than any other qb in that timeframe.

Probably didn't help that Luck was basically asking defenders to hit him harder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBHhO2yWRMo

In hindsight, maybe not the best strategy.

Sick drive!

lol josh gordon looks huge

tommy brady

They are utterly destroying the Steelers, and we haven't even seen what they are like with Antonio Brown yet. Good lord.

lol josh gordon looks huge

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yeaah

he's almost playing at tight end size. just wrecked some guy blocking on the back side on that 3rd and 5.

just

How did Josh Gordon hang onto this ball? #PITvsNE pic.twitter.com/CDgi4y9o1M

— Kevin Boilard (@247KevinBoilard) September 9, 2019

back before his substance abuse probs when he was much younger and skinnier the main thing i remember is that if he got his hands on the ball it was a catch.

Damn! Damn! Damn! You Big Ben, can you figure out a way to beat Brady is Foxboro ONE DAMN TIME! F$&@&)$&@@&$!!!!!!

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 9, 2019

Tom, this is Antonio. Antonio, Tom #Patriots pic.twitter.com/lWNICEWuwp

— Michael Giardi (@MikeGiardi) September 10, 2019

the nfl is so absurd guys

So the Antonio Brown acquisition went from cool surprise to utter shitstorm rather quickly

idk depending on what corner of the media you were consuming it was always a shitstorm? like he conspired to get himself released b/c the patriots tampered and he knew he had a soft landing on a contender or whatever ideas were out there. there is definitely an element of local boston media that was extra sanctimonious about this before the civil suit news broke.

this is a depressing statement to make but these types of civil suits are so common nowadays and it's hard to know what to think of them.

I'd argue there's an order of magnitude difference in ugliness between NFL backroom dealings and rape accusations.

brady finally fading and now the patriots have the best defense ever lol

sick

Mohamed Sanu gameday cleats honoring the life of John Witherspoon 🙌🏾 pic.twitter.com/9hiYcdgKxD

— Taylor Rooks (@TaylorRooks) November 3, 2019

are you READY..

Their two top WRs are gone, and they are actually playing a good team for once. Not feeling great about this one. Their 4th down brain fart didn't help.

pats gettin wrecked!

two balls up for grabs so far tho

rip patriots

Offense has nothing going on. D is tightening up a bit.

this is not going well

This is fun so far.

Yikes

glad I took the over

Lucky break, not dead yet

relax Pats are winning this game 8)

That intentional grounding call was some BS

Jesus