PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

A modest proposal...

Bad news for vegetarians and vegans.

If the longpig is pre-deceased it's ethical imo

what if it's a change UK candidate for the EU parliament

Thats what greggs make their vegan sausage rolls out of.

crispin' hunt

xxxp I meant they’re the first to be eaten (plus their meat probably tastes better)

market as grass-fed imo

Jared o’Mara and his Twitter-famous assistant both nabbed for fraud.

couldn’t happen to a nicer couple of total cunts

Starting to wonder whether I should start feeling sorry for Jared. So far the answer is definitely 'nah' but if he actually went to jail I may possibly reconsider.

this one's for you jared!!!!!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/19/47/e61947eeb69b81292afd32697e3114f3.jpg

pathetic

you actually thought that was funny.

I thought that was desperately twee & self-satisfied enough for the intent tbc

Well fancy that. pic.twitter.com/m75W5kPakP

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) August 24, 2019

remember when the Remainer libs conveniently forgot about Gideon's role in austerity because he was one of them .. and a verifiable adult in the room to boot!

are Bolesy and Grieveso the last *big beast* Tory conviction remainers in town now?

Compare and contrast:

Great journalism by Sky. Jeremy & Boris’s views on Refugees. They should do this with every policy area. pic.twitter.com/DwUG61ii2D

— Tory Fibs (@ToryFibs) August 24, 2019

Thus isn't to say the messaging is consistent enough on this from Labour. But a clear choice -- should we have a GE -- will be made.

Boris Johnson was wrong about ‘illegal’ migration and it got broken down in yesterday’s Guardian because people are allowed to migrate to a place of safety, whatever that fucker says.

ogmor, apologies. i can't even remember posting that.

Yup, election:

BREAKING: Fuel duty to be cut in the emergency budget. The first cut in 8 years. See Sunday Times

— Tim Shipman (@ShippersUnbound) August 24, 2019

are we so easily bought?

yeah prob tbh

good second captains politics podcast with a former downing st comms specialist who worked under cameron and may

may be subscriber only, you should be a subscriber tbh

makes sense - the world of football is after all a tory echo chamber!

tbfttl hes a northern irish moderate nationalist, career civil servant who resigned as a result of downing st strategy of ignoring the border early on in WA negotiations

interesting perspective

isn't there an easy one click link for this? If someone posted some Novara Media bollox to the football thread and said: it is strictly subscription is this but someone mentions [some fucking spurs player] in it - the responding poster wouldn't be breaking any site rules by telling thee to get fucked!

im am calmly shilling for second captains as i always do!

:D

https://www.secondcaptains.com/2019/08/23/episode-1552-what-are-the-uk-governments-real-long-term-intentions/

might be available, reading the blurb- some shows are and some arent so have a go

it's asking for £5. I'm already 400 overdrawn and could get a sack of basmati rice for that or a block to sharpen my axe.

we tried man. we tried.

tbfttl hes a northern irish moderate nationalist, career civil servant who resigned as a result of downing st strategy of ignoring the border early on in WA negotiations

this sounds interesting but I'm not spending my £5 on football-related content just so I can reach the non-football parts so oh well

in other news, hmm, this sounds dodgy/ominous to my admittedly untrained ear:

Just realised that the 'Alternative Arrangements Commission' isn't a UK government thing at all. It's set up by Prosperity UK, an ostensibly independent organisation....that was set up by Brexit backer Paul Marshall. You'll have had your democracy

— Peter Geoghegan (@PeterKGeoghegan) August 23, 2019

don't worry, it's co-chaired by that nice moderate remainer Nicky Morgan who said she'd refuse to serve in a Boris govt...

listening to bbc ws earlier and noted the Five Star Movement in Italy has moved from being referred to as an "anti-establishment party" to a "left-wing party" on their hallowed airwaves. Both bullshit speak.

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/24/johnson-seeks-legal-advice-parliament-closure?__twitter_impression=true

What is this strategy of making it known that the government is actively pursuing outright authoritarian measures and that Doomsday is around the corner?

playing a blinder is what it's called. 100+ seat majority in the November election even with one or none seats in Scotland.

A government source did not deny that legal advice had been sought. They added: “As a matter of routine, No 10 officials ask for legal and policy advice every day.”

just calmly enquiring about legal means of suppressing parliamentary democracy as we normally do!

"where's dino?" *looks around wildly* "hey WHERE'S DINO??"

the lieutenant takes a step forward in his immaculate white jacket: "dino had to make, eh-" he casts a smirk at his henchmen- "alternative arrangements." soft laughter ripples around the room

I see we are still in August

You nearly have to respect this calibre of trolling

The Grant sisters don't pull any punches in tackling questions around Ireland and Brexit. Watch!@missalicegrant @BeatriceGrant_ #Brexit #Irexit #Backstop pic.twitter.com/j0IJVuHcbu

— Turning Point UK (@TPointUK) August 23, 2019

what if diamond and silk but dead-eyed thatcherkids

The transportation of goats across the border?

I thought she was so posh she couldn't pronounce 'goods' like a normal person but, having played it again, I'm pretty sure it is goats.

she can't pronounce Ireland is a major problem here

Can't bring herself to.

She says "us ... the people have been betrayed" in that fucken accent.

She's fighting the elites, standing up for the little man, like you, me and, er, her.

What an innings by Ben Stokes to keep the #Ashes alive for England.

And that must go down as the best 1* ever from Jack Leach.

Yet another reason that Test cricket should be free to watch on TV.

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) August 25, 2019