I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

mostly cuz i can sing it in my head

Yeah I'm in the tank for this dumbass piece of shit

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:16 PM (twelve minutes ago)

- Peter Travers

― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:16 PM (eleven minutes ago)

Needed a reference to f***-me pumps.

Secret Heart

thought this revive was for:

one time i was jamming to ramble tamble in my car and i was headed straight on the road, but the guy next to me in the left turn lane missed his light bc he was staring at me while i was chooglin. haha loser!

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera)

if only he had used choogle maps

― wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison)

Choogle maps is excellent and has made my week, thanks

im not gonna lie folks, i lol'd at my own joke and i am not ashamed

Realise I haven't seen A Few Good Men!

...should I?

― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, September 1, 2019 12:09 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Can you handle the truth?

― clemenza, Sunday, September 1, 2019 12:10 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

back to back actual lols

In a discussion of this KISS comics page

I want to know who traced over and recolored it and when, and also whether it’s a marvel unlimited digital original or a purchased on comixology digital original

― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, September 5, 2019 1:44 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

and party every day

― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, September 5, 2019 2:52 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Quality.

DC showin' us everything he's got.

It's just a burst blood vessel - I used to look after this kid who had that happen all the time (was a compulsive cougher). Terrifying the first time, but no big deal.

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

talk about bad optics tho

― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:14 PM (fifty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.vox.com/2019/1/25/18194953/vape-juul-e-cigarette-marketing
In a white paper, a team of researchers with Stanford Research Into the Impact of Tobacco Advertising have shared their study of the company’s marketing campaign between Juul’s launch in 2015 and fall 2018. They looked at thousands of Instagram posts, emails, and ads, and came to this searing conclusion: Juul’s marketing “was patently youth-oriented.” Juul also appeared to borrow directly from the tobacco industry playbook.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 12, 2019 5:58 PM

Interesting, I don't think I've ever seen a Juul ad before.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:02 PM

well you prob don't read a lot of Highlights
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:03 PM

haha

Goofus smokes. Gallant vapes.

“Next up we’ve got ‘The Joker’ starring Joker... uh, Jack... Joking Phoenix”

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Joe... Jo-Jack... Jo ack... Phone Jack

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:04 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Jaw-kin Penis...uh, Fenis. Phoenix.

― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Joke phone I X

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Are those Cam'ron lyrics

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I don't know if I actually LOL'd, but it's funny

Pig Benis

loool amazing

lol this is getting a 70mm release

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I'm sure Joker fanboys are all gonna 70mm release in their seats

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

The Guardian's Best 50 Albums of the 21st Century - The Official I Love Music Poll

^^^ otm

i don't get it

ROBERT PALMER: Look, chap, I know this isn't my "jurisdiction," but I wear ties and you wear ties. We both have the same goals in mind, now don't we?

EDDIE MONEY: Fair enough. But listen – we don't bow to the Queen here in New York City. We might both wear ties, but keep in mind this is my joint, ok?

PALMER: I wouldn't dream of intruding.

[MONEY reaches into overflowing file cabinet and pulls out a folder. Tosses it to PALMER, who barely catches it.]

MONEY: Guy we're looking for is one William Martin Joel. Goes by "Billy" on the street. Wears ties, sure, but we think he's being satirical about it...

― pplains, Saturday, September 14, 2019 8:45 AM

<3

(RE: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert:)

Throughout all modern history, when we humans see a problem coming from far away, we have a 100% success rate in solving it.

what about baldness

― mookieproof, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

racism?
starvation?
running out of gas?
styrofoam?
i am actually having trouble thinking of a problem that america saw coming from far away that we HAVE solved

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, September 23, 2019 3:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

the Dilbert TV show?

― maffew12, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

Can anyone here email me the whistleblower report?

― treeship., Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I heard it blows.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

*whistles*

Really?

FP

respect the call, guys

*throws rotten fruit*
BOOO
GET OFF THE STAGE

is listing multiple pronouns the norm
like, is anyone she/him or they/her
― mookieproof, Friday, September 27, 2019 8:51 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

zooey deschanel and m. ward
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

haaaaaa

drowning! (she/her)

For a second I confused Graham Nash with Ogden Nash lol

Just before our love got lost you said
"A cow is of the bovine ilk," and I said
"One end is moo? The other is milk?
"If you want me I'll be in the bar"

― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included),

excellent

but it changed the rhyme scheme

it changed everything mannn

um idle speculation but he will commit More Crimes after this episode

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:18 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and therefore...

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:19 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they can just add it to the impeachment tab

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and then...

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:36 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

leave outside but away from direct sunlight for 2-3 weeks before seeds germinate

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:39 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

And then along came Jones

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:46 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Helps if you know the song.

does it tho

when you're sounding out a vowel
but you feel you don't know how
diaerisis

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 09:33 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

!

lol

cha cha cha

Getting a 'poxy fule' error when I try to create a new poll, y'all.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:44 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods, please keep this new feature, thnx

― pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:06 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

latest john harris piece is... partially otm ?

― stoffle (||||||||), Monday, 7 October 2019 08:42 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

tjhdr!

― calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:56 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink