The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

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It gets harder every day to not explicitly call for extralegal solutions to our ongoing national crisis.

So if refusing to sell him something is trump repelllent, would happen if the UK repossess his golf courses?

the guy who handles US nukes got took by an aol-era instagram chainmeme pic.twitter.com/9o4kTvBgNU

— rat king (@MikeIsaac) August 21, 2019

the guy who did perry's current during obama's first administration has a nobel prize for the "development of methods to cool and trap atoms with laser light"

perry's current *job

maybe if everyone just keeps telling trump no he’ll stay home

morning!

lol i saw Thurston Moore post the same Instagram thing yesterday. comments made it worthwhile.

“Thank you to Wayne Allyn Root for the very nice words. “President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America, he is the best President for Israel in the history of the world...and the Jewish people in Israel love him....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019

....like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God...But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore. It makes no sense! But that’s OK, if he keeps doing what he’s doing, he’s good for.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019

.....all Jews, Blacks, Gays, everyone. And importantly, he’s good for everyone in America who wants a job.” Wow! @newsmax @foxandfriends @OANN

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019

As we all know Jews are so down with the second coming

I heard nothing but negative comments about Trump in the midst of a hundred or so American Jews this weekend, so this lunatic conservative commentator may in fact be right about something!

Well this will get them on board no doubt

So I'm there, sun beats down upon my face like you wouldn't believe. The stars absolutely fill my dream, there's no room. And so many of these guys, big guys, they talk to me of days for which they sit and wait. But I really do think all will be revealed. https://t.co/aodDq3sKlG

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) August 21, 2019

lol

My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019

good news, leaded gas is coming back

Getcha sweaters jokes in asap

what if we just hire a seven-year-old to kick him in the shins every time he tries to talk

Or bring in the adult Kurt Russell to smack him about?

the politically correct Automobile Companies

I can't

VW= Very Woke

Yeah, this morning's NYT story about the auto companies seeing the financial sense in limiting fuel emissions was an eye-opener.

It's like he just walks around all day gumming a mouthful of magnetic poetry and everyone gathers around whatever random words happen to be suspended in the pendulous drool string hanging from his chin in a particular moment and says, hmm yes, very intersting, this is definitely the coherent utterance of a sentient creature, let us regard it as such.

My dog knocked over a box of Alpha Bits one time, it was the most profound soliloquy I ever encountered.

fucking bizarro world. I want off!

"Distractions" or not, every time we've hit maximum "Veep" (or "Onion") we go even further. It boggles the mind. It's like a humanoid Magic Eye run amuck.

My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019

http://images.app.goo.gl/uFt2kTfcGA5xeNA38

http://giphy.com/gifs/homer-k8bMS52B9ejSw

Aug 21, 2019 08:56:12 AM
....WHERE IS THE FEDERAL RESERVE?

Sir this is an Arby's

My proposal to the politically correct Planet Earth would make all sweet treats 3000% more delicious, while at the same time eradicating their impact on the waistline. Also ponies should be able to talk. Foolish nature!

I think the PC fast food industry should cut the cows and breed animals that will birth fully cooked Big Macs.

WASHINGTON — The federal budget deficit is growing faster than expected, even as President Trump muses about more tax cuts and other ideas that would add to government debt.

The deficit will reach $960 billion for the 2019 fiscal year, which ends Sept. 30, and $1 trillion for the 2020 fiscal year, the Congressional Budget Office said in updated forecasts released on Wednesday. Previously, it had projected an $896 billion deficit for 2019 and $892 billion for 2020. Those numbers would be even higher, if not for lower-than-expected interest rates, which are reducing the cost of servicing the national debt.

*checks watch*

looks like it's almost time for republicans to suddenly get extremely concerned about the deficit. i think it will be about...November 4, 2020, depending on the results of the election.

the only way to address the deficit is to cut social security and medicare, of course. it's literally the only way to address a gap between tax revenue and spending.

@AndrewFeinberg
JUST NOW: I asked
@realDonaldTrump
who American Jews are being disloyal to by voting for Democrats, he said they’re being “disloyal to Israel.”

@atrupar

Beyond parody -- Trump says his solution to the epidemic of veteran suicides is some new "stimulant" produced by Johnson & Johnson that he's instructed the government to buy in large quantities

wtf is happening

it's like just someone get this rich loudmouth farting kid out of the room

Out of his fucking gourd geez

the auto companies seeing the financial sense in limiting fuel emissions

drowned ppl don't buy vehicles

Here's the clip. Speaking about his trade war with China, Trump looks to the heavens and says, "I am the Chosen One." pic.twitter.com/mKWA9g7wzQ

— David Mack (@davidmackau) August 21, 2019

trump just said the prime minister of denmark was "nasty", etc etc. god he is pathetic. last night he was trying to spin it (his own fuckup, he had made minutes before, by ragequitting the denmark trip via twitter) like the trip was just delayed for other reasons and it had nothing to do with greenland. now 12 hours later it's pretty clear that's exactly what it was about. god what a fucking dumb loser

And tried to frame it a diss to the American people as well

ok that clip legitimately sent a chill through my spine

wait, is god listening to people now?

god, this guy is a dumb fucking loser, you should make doing something about it your first action in 2000+ years

for a good laugh just imagine Obama looking to the sky and saying that

There is literally nothing Donald Trump could say, aside from an expression of genuine empathy and care for other human beings, that would surprise me at this point. Nothing.

In a 180 from yesterday, Trump says he is no longer interested in tax cuts or lowering capital gains taxes. https://t.co/wGNLm74KlT

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) August 21, 2019

I am still in the middle of watching The Family doc on netflix. But yes, all these fucking assholes are the Chosen Ones. It's their thing to do and say all the crazy shit they want.

On the plus side, it seems like the contents of his brainpan are finally nearing complete putrefaction.

*adjusts the election models to give trump a slightly better chance*

The president's retweetees form quite a pantheon: Katie Hopkins, Wayne Allyn Root, various Q-ers. It may be too much to ask for William F. Buckley Jr., Milton Friedman, and Irving Kristol. But we can do better, can't we?

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) August 21, 2019

yeah i'd say what's unique about the OG is not the manias he has but that he lets them out unchecked

xxp

It may be too much to ask for William F. Buckley Jr., Milton Friedman, and Irving Kristol. But we can do better, can't we?

pfffffffffft

nordlinger has learned absolutely nothing. i know, shocking

oh noes, the president is retweeting the wrong kind of intellectually bankrupt frauds