Bond #25: NO TIME TO DIE

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Craig even looks like he can't be bothered in that 2-second promo clip

Number None, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:49 (three months ago) link

I like this daft film title

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:52 (three months ago) link

dinnerboat, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:06 (three months ago) link

felix leiter again huh. the most boring bond character.

― adam the (abanana)

But Jeffrey Wright is good.

chap, Saturday, 31 August 2019 17:39 (two months ago) link

Wasn’t D. Craig supposed to quit the role like 2 Bond movies ago !?

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:02 (two months ago) link

After his second one?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:45 (two months ago) link

Eheh ok maybe one movie ago !
Wasn’t he supposed to quit before the previous one ? So with this one that would be 2 movies after he was supposed to leave.
Anyway, it seems like his successor has been discussed for years.

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:49 (two months ago) link

that's just part of being Bond or Doctor Who, ppl are always fantasy casting the next one as soon as the current one is announced

this has probably been amplified in Craig's case bcz iirc his Bond goes rogue and quits MI5 in every single movie, hence incel dipshits losing their minds over a lady temporarily having his locker number at the start of the next one

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:55 (two months ago) link

Oh ok. I thought he had made an announcement or something.

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:56 (two months ago) link

He was contracted for four films. Four days after the last one wrapped an eight-month shoot, while hungover first thing in the morning, he was asked if he was thinking about the next one at that moment:

Now? I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists. No, not at the moment. Not at all. That’s fine. I’m over it at the moment. We’re done. ...For at least a year or two, I just don’t want to think about it.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 08:32 (two months ago) link

aka every comment Robert Smith has ever made about the current tour being the last one.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:32 (two months ago) link

robert smith for bond or gtfo

Gareth Jones, Godzilla’s assistant (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:35 (two months ago) link


a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:43 (two months ago) link

Ahah yeah R. Smith could be an interesting ott dark Bond. A lot of CGI action scenes to be planned !

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:03 (two months ago) link


quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:22 (two months ago) link

BOND: Do you expect me to cry?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:24 (two months ago) link

Bond Girl Elise Inmypantz

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:34 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

sting AND jack savoretti? wow pls stop you're spoiling us

Teaser Poster and Trailer for #NoTimeToDie are finished and about to be revealed to the world. Sting and Jack Savoretti in final talks to sing the theme-tune for the movie.

— Marcos Kontze (@marketto007) September 26, 2019

one month passes...

Hollywood Liberalism is making environmentalists or Occupy or Antifa the villain instead of a Koch Brother because the Koch Brother would be too obvious and the other one is more narratively interesting but also you hate the Lefty activist for reasons you can't articulate

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) October 27, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 October 2019 13:52 (three weeks ago) link

Bond absolutely would have voted Leave.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 28 October 2019 18:50 (three weeks ago) link

Bond felt what almost amounted to contempt for the neverending wrangling of the politicians, media and public over the European Union. He knew the real events that governed the world took place beneath the surface, in another world, a world that few would see until it erupted onto their screens as an unexpected war, a politician’s disappearance, or the downing of a plane. A hapless or intrepid journalist might stumble on the edges of it, and wash up dead a week later on the shores of the South China Seas, in a Balkan ghetto, or in a rented room in Paddington. This wasn’t something controlled by public debate and rotten politicians. Behind those events were dangerous men. Shadowy, capricious gamblers who held the world’s fate between their thumb and forefinger. And in five minutes one of them was going to walk into the St James’ club where Bond was drinking a scotch and water, and ask if he had a light.


Fizzles, Monday, 28 October 2019 19:12 (three weeks ago) link

v good

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 28 October 2019 19:44 (three weeks ago) link

x post BrahhhVOE, old man!

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 28 October 2019 20:22 (three weeks ago) link

Well done!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 03:51 (three weeks ago) link

ha, thanks - i just wanted to play out a hunch that Fleming wdve written Bond as outside grubby politics and slightly contemptuous of it all. Fleming himself - an Empire figure, and like many people of his age were they still around - would have been Brexit. And the silly patriotic eyebrow-ironically-raised bombast of the recent films is of course v brexity.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 06:26 (three weeks ago) link

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